Who here is getting fucking rekt but cant help laugh hysterically at all this shit going on

I've lost 15k and all I can do is laugh
This shit is just to funny

Plez Mr. Satoshi, I pray as I lay that there will be no delay to persuade people to play. I'm gay

I put in money I was prepared to lose.

I'm being rekts but it's so much fun it doesn't feel real.

I lost an entire years pay in about two days

I'm not sure what to think.

down 600k but can't be bothered to give a fuck

Still up about 12x from my initial investment in november.
I'm just enjoying this whole thing. Really entertaining. kek

Me. I caused this shit. I made my first purchase of BTC last week. Luckily it was only $600. All these wojaks are worth it.

This situation is very sad but at the same time is ver

Are there seriously people here who think the market will not recover? I'm not even the slightest bit concerned, this shit happens all the time

All these dumbasses selling are literally making the rich richer, They got a money cheat code in real life served on a silver platter and they just fucking blew it. The poor remains poor..

>this is the timeline we're living in

has life turned into a meme?

I started with 2k in june, hit 700k last week and now at 550k, im just laughing idc

Not this time dude. It's over. The whales are leaving for good.

I want to laugh but at the same time, I start to worry that I might not reach my EOM goal. Had I had eg $50k and gone down to $25k, I would be laughing. But I only got $1.2k, down from $2.5k

I am there user. Psychotic laughter is the only solution to endless terror.

Down 10k, and the thing I'm most upset about is not having more money to buy in right now.

What the fuck is wrong with us lmao

i been chilling, but man, my portfolio just dipped below 6 figures so shit is getting real I had 150k yestererday WTF

just keep lol'ing tho I can't help it

lost half my principal
all I can do is post pink wojaks and laugh along

This is probably the final dip.

I'm with you OP. Portfolio is down almost $20k. Burn it all!

>Crypto portfolio is going to absolute shit
>somebody fraudulently used my credit card to pay for their holiday in the Costa del Sol
>my gf wants to borrow 2k

all this shit in just one day

Lost all of my gains, eating into my initial. I find it hilarious as well, it’s just so ridiculous, but I guess the only reason I can laugh is because I believe it will go back up even higher.

If you believe that you should sell

Only invested 2000euros so not so desperat right now

>not having more money to buy in more

This is why this is happening. Everyone currently in on crypto has all the fiat they can afford in crypto, so nobody can buy the newest dip to push back lmao

Lost 40% and happy lol

I have no cash to buy the sale and everything is down half. I missed a big opportunity and I was going to tether but got drunk and memed

I actually got money to buy in. Shall I wait for it to drop to 8500? Or is that not gonna happen ?

congrats on your gains man, what were your big winners?

Hopefully my loan of 13k goes through tomorrow so I can buy the "dip"

I'm fucking loving this shit

186K to 93K within less than a month. Ho lee fuk. Rich NEET so really IDGAF. The bonus money to spend on hookers and an M4 was a nice idea if i cashed out. Oh well. I'm laughing as it all burns. Suck it.

Is Donald Trump president?

it's somewhat comical

i suppose i never had the money in the first place

these pink wojak threads though fuuuuuuck

>only make 30k a year
>just found out I owe $1000 in taxes on top of what I already paid in even though I don't own anything
>now my small crypto portfolio has halved in 2 days
>at least my stocks other than the blockchain ones are doing well

I invested tens of thousands into internet funny money and now I'm losing everything

This guy nails it

I don't own any fraud coins.
youtube.com/watch?v=ylzU00yunzY

yesssss, user.

also, buy zcl.

Take a tip from me and pay that loan off once you realize your profits. Nothing is worse than holding bags on margin. Not because it won't go up, but because your leverage is exhausted during a downturn. Shit's got me frustrated mayne.

>some fags actually believe crypto is over
sell me your coins pls

I am literally laughing out loud here and i lost $100k.

Even if the bubble pops we will eventually get our money back as long as we hodl... in 4 years.

I'm not worried about the loan, I still wagecuck so I can pay it off that way

Don't give a shit, still like 150% up from when I first got in
Thank god I made tons of gains the past few days and I'm only 5% down this week.

FUCK OFF WITH THIS TYPE OF TALK

"Be Fearful When Others Are Greedy and Greedy When Others Are Fearful"

I lost half my principal

Lost about a million. laughing like never

Too be honest, I'm sitting at 30-40% up. I don't give a shit if it hits my initial investment since I have other investments. I'm riding the ship with you guys until the end.

If it crashes hard enough it will be like you got to rewind time ten years and by BTC at launch.

speak for yourself norman. I secured my gains 2 weeks ago

Oh fuck you've got to be joking me, it's literally crashing. 50% down from yesterday is in sight.

Das it mayne.

But srsly. Same.

Life can be a bitch sometimes, it hits you the hardest when you least expect it. You'll get through it, just hold on tight buddy.

Since when were you under the impression that life wasn't always a meme?

Thanks brother. Everything is going to be alright but it still kinda sucks for the time being. Hope your portfolio bounces back nicely.

NANI!?

Only sat losses matter. So many new friends ITT

lmao down an entire month's salary today but this board makes it all better.

i love you guys, full homo

if anyone got in before mid-december, remember you're probably still up 200%

I got in 1 or 2 days before the first dip.
Not even worried, the lols are worth it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The nukes missed the target by a couple of thousand miles to the East

I've only invested a little of my money into crypto, so while I'm losing my ass right now, I'm not losing my ass to the point of financial ruin. I just want to know where and when to buy this dip.

>losing money by the second
>laugh-screaming "ITS ALL RED!!!"
>neighbors probably want me to shut up
>can barely stop laughing long enough to post this

Oof

Think 8500.

American education

Oof

I'm just here for the wojaks

Everyone is getting destroyed, that is the beauty of it. No smug. Just comfy pain.

SUB 9K HERE WE COME

RIDING THIS BABY ALL THE WAY DOWN

It hovered at 14k for weeks and we told you it was the trap but YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN. Now the trap closes.

guys should I sell so that it starts going back up again?

LET IT BURN

Wtf is this board right now? These people either have amnesia or are newfags, or both. Take a break and come back later.

Thats probably why we're all laughing

I put only 200€ in this shit so far, i'm not worried if everything goes to shit

When the dopamine from the laughing is all used up...

About to go to my grandmothers funeral and waking up to -60%

Atleast you will be able to look suitably distrought.

>Support line at $10,500 breached
>$8k is now a certainty
>If we breach support at $8k, we'll go down even further
>BTC Futures is what drove the price down today
>They halted trading for 24 hours after forcing the price down 20%
>When trading opens again tomorrow, they'll continue shorting the fuck out of BTC

The fun is just getting started. $8k is probably not even the floor, as previously thought. The cryptomarket managed to get it there on their own. When the futures start trading tomorrow, they'll probably force it even lower.

Because things don't always have to move in the same pattern.

...

I'm laughing my ass off at all of the despair but I did a little inside each time I open up blockfolio. Down 118k.

youtube.com/watch?v=V1bFr2SWP1I

Guys, should I sell my ETH or?

>look at the drop
>"haha I don't care, I'll just buy more once it dips further"
>"It's gonna adjust itself, r-r-right?"
>"I still got p-p-profits.."
>reaches point where my profits start becoming losses
>sweat.jpg
>"It's okay, I can take a s-s-small dip, it's gonna r-r-rebound"
>keeps dropping further
>"fuck it"
>sell
>price starts going up again

every fucking time

rip user should have already.

My account has now halved. Lel. This is pottery.

not gonna check any prices or news for two weeks, go with god lads