How do you not lose money every time you fall asleep?

How do you not lose money every time you fall asleep?

Blockfolio and every other android app has the lamest most fucking anemic alarms that can't wake me up, and you can't change that int he settings, it's retarded. Using tradingview on my desktop and it crashes after a couple hours every time. If I tether before bed it will often go up and I find myself buying back in at a much higher price only for it to crash again the next night.

I just don't understand how anyone can make money on this unless they can trade in their sleep. How in the fuck do you do it?

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>> Make money
>> Crypto

choose one

are you all using bots?
are you all lying about making profit?
i honestly don't see how its even possible to trade unless you work shifts or something so that someone is watching your account at all times. even a moments inattention, even going to take a shit, and the market could snatch away whatever profits you'd earned that day.

is this whole market just a scam unless you're a whale with trading bots and a staff of hired professional working around the clock. coordinating with other whales in real time to run psychological operations in a continuous effort to prevent anyone poor from ever making any money?

is that what this is? a trap? and this board and reddit and the others are just full of bots and shills and in reality the whole market is a trap and a scam to keep people poor?

> can buy crypto
can't find out how to disable notifications on android

i don't exactly know what you're saying but here's a guide on how to turn off notifications in android if thats what you're asking

digitaltrends.com/android/how-to-turn-off-notifications-in-android/

pretty much this, but 10x worse than you think

literally tip of the iceberg

you're all full of shit. nobodies making any money except the people that we're already rich. this is just as rigged as real money. the fucking game is rigged

lol no
am/was poorfag, still up 20x even after being mostly in xlm the last few days
you just suck at choosing good coins obviously

you mean the whales are the global elite and their bots are sophisticated ai programs?
thats as "worse" as i can realistically imagine

You can use Tasker to open up an app such as tunein radio when there's a notification. If it triggers it'll set the volume to max and start playing the radio when you get a blockfolio notification.

Or just get a smartwatch. The Huawei watch has a persistent notification vibration setting.

no you're not, you're full of shit. the market gives then it takes away. the only people making money are the ones that are told ahead of time what the market is going to do...

because none of its real, the buyurs and sellers all bots, the money imaginary. it's a scam

Give me your cell number and I'll give you a call when things go south.

ok, that's real advice. thankyou. now maybe i can respond to a market shift in time. as long as i don't want to sleep longer then 2-3 hours at a stretch.

cellphones are a trap beaming cancer into people and spying on us at all times

everythings a fucking trap
this whole world is probably a trap sucking people in. is anything real?

Technical analysis based on indicators givea buy and sell targets. You put an order around that and do whatever you want till its triggered.

Dont know anything about technical analysis and indicators? Join this discord where an pro stocktrader teaches over voicechat for free. Why am i shilling this? So i can get premium membership that gives me 30min of private teaching with the stocktrader. Don't believe me? Don't click the link.

This is no pump and dump or mutual funds group

> pic is of an older example of a signal given by the discord

GcbXdfG

Blockfolio is a good 5~10 minutes behind when you rely on automatic notifications.

Learn programming and use the exchange apis directly.

Also take your meds.

>Learn programming and use the exchange apis directly.
ok thanks. i guess this is what anyone making money in the market is doing? the only other explanation is my wild conspiracy theories.

as for the taking meds comment, very original. if you're not cynical and suspicious of everything in 2018 then you haven't been paying attention the last few years

i'm just throwing theories out there, i don't really know anything. i realize that

You know by not ever waking up you will never have to deal with losses again? Just a suggestion.

how is people killing themselves funny? thats your joke? how old are you? if you told someone to slit their wrists and they did it right in front of you with their blood dripping down your face would you laugh?

this is a transfer of wealth that is chaotic and volatile, from the conservative to the risk taker. sure there is a new class of crypto elite emerging instead of the fiat elite. however, the system is changing to be a more transparent, egalitarian one.

>if you told someone to slit their wrists and they did it right in front of you with their blood dripping down your face would you laugh?

yeah, i don't think thats the case. the fiat elite probably already dominate the crypto market. it's no risk for them since they can rig the system either by coordinating their hundreds of billions of dollars or by hiring the best people and ai's to watch their coins 24/7

easy, just lock your ledger

It's funny because people poop themselves when they die.

This. Wealth transfer is a meme. Where do you think the gigantic sell walls always come from? The rich will get richer, and they are also the ones who control crypto.

and whats more, they want the rest of us to stay poor. and they know how to manipulate the market to suck people in and wring them out. its not enough that they're wealthy, we have to stay poor. it's not profit they want, it's disparity.

and all these millenials who think crypto might be their chance to get ahead. can't have that. time to use the best market manipulation money can be to psychologically fuck us all.

>oh that's a nice crypto dream you kids got right there, would be a shae if something happened to it hahahaaaa

this, but op just tether up overnight if your that fucking worried.

>gets notification of "significant increase" of 0.001%
>doesn't get notification when wallet drops by 30%
Mfw

you are supossed to HODL, which make gains in Long term. So it doesnt make sense what you say about
>when i wake up the price dropped a lot/got higher holy shit wat do i do now.
since thats something you should worry only if you are doing some kind of daily trading

thats probably good advice
i always wondered why people would talk about iron hands and hodling

if you can watch in real time as you lose 20% of your coins in a few hours why not put a stop to it then buy back in at the dip?

it is still difficult for me to wrap my head around. but maybe i should just pick a few coins and then walk away never to even look at the charts for a year or so. but with my luck we're sitting at a high right now with a bear market ahead for the next year

maybe only holding works and only if you bought in early.

the boomers were right, it's a ponzi scheme, a bubble, a casino. either get a time machine and get in early and hold or be rich enough to have your staff monitor the markets 24/7 or give up and walk away

or prgram your own trading bots with the exchange api

i cant barely program a shitty website. forget it

i'm just going to go back to believing there is no way ahead and that i'll be poor forever. it was cruel of myself to allow for any hope. i'm just livestock and thats all i'll ever be

The problem of trading bots is the massive amount of tax calculations you have to do afterwards..

hahahahaaaaa
even the people running bots are getting fucked
there really is no way to get ahead. everythings rigged. even the system we develop to replace the rigged system gets rigged by the same people lol
it's actually funny now. we'll have to burn everything to the ground then since theres no hope. is that what they want? it might be actually

Just stay awake forever

>even the system we develop to replace the rigged system
lol i'm being so naive
of course crypto was a trap invented decades ago in some darpa lab somewhere

just wait, right when you think you've finslly made it and you're ready to cash out, thats when they'll take everything

By not fucking selling when the price drops.

God, I thought buy high sell low was just a meme.