What's the best way to put my shit into cold storage? I'm sure a lot of you are wondering the same

What's the best way to put my shit into cold storage? I'm sure a lot of you are wondering the same.

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can you guys please stop reminding me I'll never have a pawg gf? god damn it

Mew / Trezor

Try shitting in a box then put that box in the fridge

I have a few wallets created in Mew, but to my knowledge this is not true cold storage. Cold storage is completely offline.

a plastic bag?

Paper wallet is always best. Trezor/Nano if you want a physical device, upgrade the firmware to their latest version and you can lock in the current market price with their USDT plugin.

Is there any way to print a paper wallet without it ever being online? And i'm not trusting hardware wallets with my jew coins. And fuck off with your "price lock" meme.

bitch prob an escort. don't worry. stack the coins/paper and buy whatever/whomever the fuck you want.
also, buy zcl.

put your SEED words up her BUTT

>s-spoonfeed me
>f-fuck off, USDT cant be used to lock the USD value in of a coin

First day bud?

that's the plan my brother

>escort meme
>difficult to hire
>might be a complete bitch
>all your neighbors will know exactly what you're doing
>she's probably a drug addict
>a habit that can cost as much as your housing expenses

Poop in a condom and throw it in the freezer. Great for pranks later, I can see why you want to freeze your shit.

Yes spoonfeed me. That's literally why I made this post you fucking faggot. And i'm not converting my shit to USDT, since that will be crashing soon too.

Google paper wallets, find a popular one, google the URL to make sure its safe. Test it a few times and google the addresses it generates also, some will just generate the same address to take your coins.

Then download the HTML file, move it to a laptop that has never connected to the internet before and has no internet connection at all.

Load the HTML file and generate a paper wallet that has never touched the internet.

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Thank you. Here's some more ass.

brain wallet if you just have btc
trezor if you have tons of shitcoins

bruh. how much you payin for an hour--200usd? rofl. fuck off, scrub, and don't ever link my shit again, faggot.
also, buy zcl.

I heard a popular paper wallet got hacked today black wallet I think?

link

fuck the neighbors dude, and your not supposed to look for bitches on craigslist

how else could you pull a girl like OP

yeah she probably only fucks black guys for free
so are you going to dump your advice or no?

The more advanced way is to know javascript and skim the source code and use your blockchain knowledge to make sure they are generating addresses in a secure way but most of the legitimate ones are.

Once foreigners got into crypto, theyd use some of the paper wallets and type in their foreign text. The generators couldnt generate an address from it, so theyd generate an address from the seed "" and the people were so retarded they never even bothered to google search the address to see people losing money or that its been in use. One Im thinking of ppl send it a couple hundred bitcoin over the years and itd get cleaned out from time to time.

With paper wallets you probably want to do a test deposit and check on the blockchain it went through and then not lose your private key.

You're joking but people using an unofficial wallet like black wallet over the official stellar wallet wasnt the best idea.

So how safe is keeping tokens on a wallet generated by MeW, but not offline?

Ledger Nano S or MEW I'd guess

Probably fairly safe as long as you dont click links to mew and bookmark mew so when you go to login, you make sure you are on a page you bookmarked before and not a phishing site.

The only danger is mew getting hacked but even then youd only lose your coins if you logged into the site while its hacked.

In the early days, 9/10 wallets were hacked or ran off with funds. That doesnt really happen anymore so you can feel fairly safe as long as your pc isnt compromised.

Most secure method would probably be a nano/ledger that you add a personal password to the end of their generated seed words. Because even if you lose the device you can always regenerate your addresses with the seed words + your extra password added onto the end.

I dont know what coins you are storing but a lot of people just do multiple paper wallets or multiple hardware wallets. So even if you fuck up, you only lose 1/3rd instead of everything.

this is danni meow btw faggots

Roger that. Does using the keystore file on MeW have any affect on security?

> as long as your pc isnt compromised.
Did you miss the news? Every PC is compromised. Anyone can take all your shit by using a simple javascript

Paper wallets can be damaged, lost, stolen, seized
Those fancy usb cold storage devices can be damaged, lost, stolen, seized

Here's my way,
0. do the following on a live linux cd offline
1. create a Veracrypt container with an ambiguous name (an encrypted file you can hide stuff inside) use a STRONG password.
2. encrypted your private key with a differnt password
3. put your wallets key/numonic inside
3. lock container
4. put this encrypted container MANY places (free cloud storage accounts, various email accounts, usb etc basically have so many copies in so many places, cops can never seize them all)

Done. Just dont forget those 2 passwords.
Now you just send funds to the public address whenever you want them in cold storage.

>not just memorizing a seed

Just blasted some baby batter looking at this chick, fuck me she’s disgustingly hot

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holy crap that address is so close to me
is she an escort?

yes

Nope not safe dude, I wouldn't do it, do you at least use metamask or any shit like that. And I wouldn't do it because lost tokens to hackers on their, and I was pretty safe when using the cunt as well. Why don't you trust hardwallets you idiot?

small world, she's hella close to me too

yeah, I did misread the address though. that must be south of downtown or something.
i'd probably drive 20 miles for that though.

>close to me
>close to me too

oh so you two can kiss irl!

>SGM.Alexei !4RqIy3ecRo
>You're from WA too? Pretty sure she's a bikini barista. Idk if she's an escort or not. I just know she's a slut and she's hot. I wouldn't be surprised if you could pay her to fuck.

Sup dude

no I googled it and it's pretty far south of me. I wouldn't drive that far to fuck her let alone kiss some random ass dude from an indonesian kite-silk spinning forum

meetup when

Mamma mia! You're doing god's work, user!

after looking into it i'm really confused about why she's giving her address out

what does it mean to price lock?

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yes, but how do I have sex with her?

She's one of those baristas that dress up in whore clothing for better tips. Seattle has them all over the place. Bunch of them have been busted for prostitution.

The address is her little coffee shack address.

interesting. Seattle is pretty based, I should probably try going outside sometime.

>I should probably try going outside sometime.
don't be a norman.