alright Veeky Forums now that we are all poor again its time for a good old fashioned FRUGAL THREAD
post tips and tricks for making it in this doggy dog world. ill start
>go to mcdonalds, get free ketchup, napkins, straws, toilet paper etc >keep chickens as pets instead of dogs. free eggs >pee in the sink to save on flushes >donate blood and sperm for $ >dig through neighbors trash. always something useful in there
William Nelson
Work a real job for like 6 months and save and you won’t have to live like an animal
Justin Jackson
heh...
time is money friend
and im fucking RICH with time
Isaac Flores
god i miss old biz bump for frugal
Kayden Robinson
speaking of animals money saving tips we can learn from them:
>hunt your own food from local wildlife >stop paying rent, live outside >dont go to the pharmacy when you are sick, just train your immune system to be stronger
Jackson Peterson
What if you need to take a shit and piss at the same time?
Matthew Brown
>shit in street >wipe with hand
Eli Morales
great question keep an piss bottle handy you can empty it later to be reused or even brought in for that sweet recycling money
Michael Jenkins
you might as well use that flush effectively and kill two birds with one stone. Better yet, don't flush it keep using the toilet until it starts to walk on its own and then flush it all down.
Liam Cook
fucking kek
sheit these are all pretty nice. i will definitely be eating a lot of mcdonalds. my net worth went down 50% after this cryptocurrenc crash and i just panic sold a lot.
here is what i will start doing >ramen noodles for lunch / dinner >$1000 cheap apartment in phoenix, denver, houston or whever the fuck it is cheap to live >cheap $500 car >keep fixed costs as low as possible, don't get groceries often
i thought about living in my car and just showering at a 24/7 fitness or YMCA but it seems like better option is to lve in an apartment.
Michael Evans
interesting theory we should run the numbers
Elijah Cooper
Bump. Mustachian and index investor reporting in. I cashed out my crypto this week.
Carson Peterson
What the FUCK is Urusei Yatsura doing on Veeky Forums? Also please don't raise chickens without properly understanding what they need. They are good birds and make good pets, but you need at least 3 to make a flock. Also rice and potatoes are very cheap.
Jason Barnes
>go on dates >make them pay
free meal
Liam Sullivan
Rent out your apartment on airbnb and go sleep in the woods
Luis Morgan
Ketchup is not free at McDonalds - at least where i live.
Andrew Peterson
>pretend ur homless for gibs and go to local handouts for food and clothes >sign up on social welfare and work a job on the side and put your money in crypto >"borrow" money from your parents which you will "eventually" pay back
Blake Torres
You can save yourself some trouble by investing in kneepads.
Josiah Wood
>What the FUCK is Urusei Yatsura doing on Veeky Forums? Noisily invading.
Charles Smith
the final frugal pill: move to ukraine, lithuania or other shit tier eastern europe country and live out of hostels. you pay like 20 euros a week for heating, water, wifi and a roof over your head. the girls are hot too and everything else is also cheap. rentfags BTFO.
Elijah Phillips
befriend homeless people they know all the best free handouts spots
Carter Bennett
so this is what old biz was like huh? some poor fucks giving tips how to be a living leech? ill take my pink wojak threads over this anyday lmao get a job you waste of human life
Owen Nelson
>Mustachian Get the fuck out you fucking fag
Aaron Hill
Yeah, there is no way you pay only 20/month
Jace Martinez
>you pay like 20 euros a week
Anthony Murphy
>save on flushes Western fag detected I flush multiple times for fun bc water is a diamond dozen here in the Great Lakes region.
Jaxon Phillips
>unironically remembering the old days of Veeky Forums >see where we are now our lives are literal pump and dumps desu
Easton Kelly
This. We were poorer but it was better
Cooper Nguyen
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Josiah Cooper
Lol misread, but still 80 euro a month is unbelievably cheap
Logan Evans
Fuck traps for Free instead of taking real roasties out on expensive dates.
Colton Gutierrez
Fuck off wagie
Leo Thomas
Open a company called "ordinary products" and sue other companies for defamation
Xavier Clark
Fucking a dude in the ass is gay.
Caleb Kelly
that's why i do it
Levi Cook
get out of here pajeet
Luke Jones
but it's gay for free
Kayden Smith
don't argue with trips. indicated methods are obviously superior
Dominic Cruz
Dig a hole on your backyard to shit and pee, wipe with leaves, less messy than shit on the street.