Got fired from work on the same day my crypto portfolio is down -50%

>got fired from work on the same day my crypto portfolio is down -50%

Have a bottle of vodka in my left hand and a loaded gun in my right. Which one will it be Veeky Forums?

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shoot the vodka

Crypto, firearms and alcohol will all increase in value. HODL

booolets, too

Did you get fired for trading crypto on company's time?

>Vodka
Get some real booze

FPBP

DUBS says kys

why'd you get fired?

Don't worry OP we're recovering right now! Just HODL and get a new job

Nobottlers on suicide watch

>Real booze
>Post Whisky
>Post Wild Turkey of all things
Lol you just turn 21 or something kiddo?

Both. Drink the vodka, then bite the bullet. Good luck op, live stream if you have it in you

>dub dubs
RIP in pieces OP.
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Why did you get fired?

Don't do anything stupid, OP. You'll be fine, and you'll get on top of it. Just wait out the crash and see what happens. In the mean time, carry on with life and start looking for a new job.

You'll be okay.

I love you.

I was already on probabtion for months for underperformance. Just happened to be THIS WEEK of all weeks that I got fired

obviously kill yourself

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share your bags before u pull the trigger

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Weird

My 3 months in crypto (which i research all day at work) has coincided with my best performance ever

Closed like 50k worth of deals in Q4

Crypto i think just makes me lust for money more

It looks like we hit the bottom, unless you are in absolute shitcoins you will be fine in a week faggot.
Get drunk and start working on finding another job tomorrow, this is no time to cash out crypto gains.

>tfw all week depressed because of the constant red
>tfw after running numbers find out I'm only 25% down from my ATH even in this shitty market
Thank you, major NEO holdings.

Keep holding your coins, shit should be recovering soon
Go to icodrops.com and pick some good ICOs for that x10 boost
Good luck

Yes, I was all in neo because of the conference on the 30th, didn't even notice the market was down until yesterday.

drink the gun