Link to last night's Assblaster thread? I was crying myself to sleep.
Jace Barnes
Yes. The documents have been found. It's all true, SWIFT has been building up to this for years. JPMorgan is on board. This shit is going to be $100 EOY.
Connor Brooks
This is such fucking bullshit, and this is coming from someone with 75k LINK
Beware LINK is already shadowforked This will not be the token for the oracle network
Brandon Lee
proof?
Luis Wood
Friendly reminder SWIFT don't even plan on using distributed ledger technology for another 4-5 years.
Leo Rodriguez
Basically the whole thing. This one is about European PSD2 standardization and it confirms everything Assblaster told us. The document mentioning JPMorgan was in Spanish, so I didn't bother to keep the link. I hope some user saved it.
Jace Lopez
It represents the widening of my asshole as the crypto markets continually pound it the past 2 days
Asher Ortiz
oh fuck they forked the code those fucking pajewts. SELL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
Benjamin Murphy
meaning?
Jaxon Flores
delet
Colton Lewis
>he bought LINK on binance instead of LNK on CoinExchange you fucking idiots
Parker Sanchez
Linklets will ignore this
Kevin Garcia
This is just a meme, don't fall for it, or do I honestly don't care, why am I even typing..
Oliver Hall
kill urself for making me look faggot
Colton Moore
True if big
Jackson Nelson
This doesn't mean that SWIFT isn't working with LINK to set forth those standards.
Jordan Kelly
Which means that LINK will eventually reach $1000. Wew, what a time to be alive.
Brandon Martin
But by that time pic related will already be dominating the market.
Austin Taylor
J. Parser secretly forked LINK after the ICO debacle, the binance listing and after SWIFT and other partners stated their concerns about the involvement of reddit and Veeky Forums in particular Do you really think they want a bunch of neets as main tokenholders? AB confirmed this in the last thread
They recognized that a white overweight autist as CEO would immediately attract the retards from the cesspool known as Veeky Forums because the can relate with him So they needed a plan B The forked LINK into a different project They needed CEOs repulsive enough to drive Veeky Forums away but reliable enough for partners So they recruited two pajeets from standford university and named the new project mobius
>it will take about 4 years before we arrive at a standard i think that means 4-5 years until all banks are using the same thing (chainlink) correct me if i'm wrong.
Jeremiah Campbell
kek Is that actually the team? I was just about to look into Mobius cause I heard it was a potential competitor.
Elijah Ortiz
What the fuck OP, can't even bump your own post?
Andrew Cruz
My ass is ready for a blast. Where art thou assblaster?
Angel Nguyen
...g-guys?
Matthew Wilson
Holy shit talk about being a deluded stinky linky.
Brandon Ross
kek, nice
Nolan Moore
Five years and i will be multimillionaire
I can wait
Landon Bell
>Would literally make me a millionaire
Never going to happen.
Cameron Robinson
ugly even by developer standards, what the fuck happened to Chandler's cranium?
Brandon Allen
That's what i understand from what you posted. Can you elaborate on what you think it means? I'm not a deluded linkie, i'm trying to figure out if chainlink is destined for success or not.
Jordan Sullivan
Trips and assblaster will appear
Luke Stewart
420 good enough? Assblaster pls be pothead and appear
Christian Turner
It's fake. Handle in previous posts were 'AssBlaster' but the post from last night was 'Assblaster'
Go see for yourself
Ethan Watson
get
Carson Martin
lmao literally witnessed the creation of this meme earlier today. First time actually being part of something funny
Wyatt Clark
trips and yesterday's assblaster was a fake and the new one is dead
Justin Hill
listen guys I hold over 500k linkies and because I have more than most of you, I have a greater authority on the subject of predicting the future. $1k per LINK will NEVER happen we will be lucky to see $2 because my cognitive dissonance controls the market. also I'm Jason Parser's cousin
Dominic Lopez
Who is Jason Parsnips and why is he shadow forking LINK?
Adrian Hill
With poos and joos, you lose.
Carson Cooper
>Big wall-street boys want to build a decentralized banking infrastructure. >They want to make it a standard for all banks in the world. >They hire Sergey to develop Chainlink. >Every linkie is now a shareholder of the future one world banking. >Every linkie will receive $ just by staking their link to the nodes. >If you have at least 2000 LINK you are set for life
Nathan Howard
Yo, parser's cousin, what's the shadow fork called? Asking for a friend
Sebastian Carter
Sergei Nazarov SN Satoshi Nakamoto Jackson Palmer JP Jason Parsor
Liam Rogers
They can't even round off their circles. This is a scam.
Parker Morris
I AM SIMPLY BLOWN AWAY
Jayden Harris
It's the JSP token.
Luke Thompson
It is now tomorrow in Europe. He has forsaken us.
Jayden Cruz
I just noticed. HAHAHAHA! I told you all. Mobius is a P&J Coin aka Pajeet & Jew.
Jacob Davis
trips and Jason Parser is a SF bugchaser with Sirgay.
Nolan Myers
>I just noticed. HAHAHAHA! I told you all. Mobius is a P&J Coin aka Pajeet & Jew. they can team w bitconnect and become PB&J
Jaxon Ward
wow
Nolan Martinez
kek
Ryder Turner
bump
Jayden Carter
Who is Jason "shadowfork" Parsnips?
Josiah Thomas
...
Luis Thompson
Someone needs to write a fucking book about this shit. My sides have exceeded the boundaries of the Universe reading these threads. On another more serious note, I hope to fooking god none of u are actually serious about this shit and are just here for keks like i am.
Charles Rivera
You're right! Its all just a joke! SELL SELL SELL
Christian Roberts
AB pls
Jaxon Clark
serious about what? holding bags of links? im sure 80% of pp in this thread have heavy bags of it
Logan Ortiz
Jason Parser shadow forked
Angel Roberts
Bought at $0.16, man those bags are killing me.
Mason James
we're all serious and we're all holding huge link bags user maybe it's time for you to leave