Held my Ethers from $765 to $1020

Held my Ethers from $765 to $1020
Sold all my holdings
Find a job instead of dreaming about fantasies

Now that cryptocurrencies are dead, let's have a jobs thread.

What did you major in and what are you working as?
Resume critique thread?

pretty funny

i swear fud is getting more and more complicated as the time passes
fuck off faggot

I've been looking for a lucrative job ever since my portfolio lost a massive chunk. I've never been more disappointed in myself (for not FIATing out and then jumping back in.)

AHAHAHAHAH HE'S LOOKING FOR WORK

Crypto Investor
Majored in Shilling

Lmao ops resume is fucking hilarious

>y-y-yeah I traded crypto since October 2017

You better pray to fuck that they either don't have a Japanese person in the office or you are actually conversational (all tenses). Otherwise you are gonna look like a real faggot

>submissive worker
wanna be my slave boya, user?

Could probably find a nice dominatrix to peg you regularly with that third line user.

I'm majoring in IT security and I'm currently a machine operator at a factory.

i hope this is a joke resume

>keen, obedient and submissive worker who will take no for an answer and always follow orders without questioning them. background as security guard proves that I am disciplined.

kek. good shit OP. you're a funny fuckin guy, let me tell ya

HAHAAHAHH That resume has got to be a LARP.

If I could I would short the fuck out of your resume.

I left my engineering.

>What did you major in
MBA in finance at Columbia.
and what are you working as?
Intern currently, but applying for a job at a major firm in the meantime.

You literally have your high school degree on there and a job that you worked for a month? Wtf. Bro. Nobody cares that you worked at fucking Wendy's for a month, in fact they probably would throw you in the garbage because you thought it was worth mentioning.

Its gotta be a meme. Japanese (conversational)??? Holy shit I bet you he just watches anime.
It's gotta be. Nobody is this fucking retarded

Hate to "burst your bubble"

>customer relations executive
>executive
???

Nigger I have a job and I will still put money into crypto

>higschool drop-out

Still have enough fiat from crypto to last me 1.5 years.
If it's truly over I will go back to living under my papa's wing.

Are you a girl?

Some work experience is better than nothing

lol i cant wait for the burger king manager to ask you about your experience trading internet money