Post your:

27
7.5
too stoned not to be. also married to a cool english girl.
around 100k, very little in crypto

47
7.5 hard
yes as qt3.141 waifu is on board
half a mil thanks to Black Tuesday

20
6"
no, no motivation or gf prospects, NEET
like £30, genuinely

other info
5'8
virgin (not kissless)

25
9"
happy most of the time
140k crypto 15k bank
frenchfag

vags come in all sizes just like cocks
my current gf hops right on my 8" to the hilt and doesnt even care
its actually a bit depressing, thinking about dumping her

>23
>8.75
>Happy
>around 20K, give or take

87
57" long
Lived a good life
$1

30
8"
not happy, no gf, no meaning to life
~300k

35
7 inches
most of the time
Home equity, savings and vehicles maybe 180k, no investments and no idea what my junk is worth.

>23
>5.8'
>Very happy atm
>$120k

>25
>5.5
>nope, I just suck at life and have no motivation to improve
>~85k

19
5-6 inches
no. still no asian gf
$250 k

that is probably because she has "expanded" herself on the ole carousel

;)

>24
>7.25 erect
>I destroyed most of my brain with drugs in college, and as a result I literally don't know how to answer this question. At the moment, I'm pretty happy, but that could change in a few minutes
>literally less than 200 dollars

Based old fuck knows you can't take it with you

Due to gravity and all...

>21
>6,3''
>Unhappy af, ugly af
> 5MM

No one asked nationality. Kill yourself frog.

69
420m
yeah got big dik brah
100 billion dollars worth in jar jar bings action figures

>25
>6"
>I'm ok, I guess. Have been through worse.
>-40k because of school debt

what happened ?

21
5.3"? I'm Asian idgaf
Nope
6k?, but senpai worth 2mil+

>my current gf hops right on my 8" to the hilt and doesnt even care
Wow, yeah. This would be heartbreaking. I'm so sorry dude, I can't image what this is like.

>21
>6"
>Want to kill myself more every day
>400k usd
Some will say LARP but i'm dead serious. I need therapy or something

28.
7.5in.
Sort-of. Not really.
47k in crypto.

>22
>6.25"
>No, raised in a completely alien culture to the current one
>50k

>Age
19
>Penis size in inches
5.5
>Net Worth
100k condo near campus, 25k 996 911 turbo, 77k in crypto, and 4 online businesses
>are you happy
yes, but I still can't find a gf

Go there with your thread and while you're at it take a long hard look at how much of a faggot you are

>43

>7" if I can get it up

>sometimes (married)

>70K + Bonus (varies)

29
Big enought to not care about exact size in cm
Not really, seem to have lost interest in normal life
>200k €

yea im pretty sure that slut has taken multiple bbcs in her clubbing days
gonna dump her tonight

I smell larp. How did you buy the condo? 100k seems low.

23

6"

Unhappy with little bits of happy every now and again. No gf, lonely, hate work, seemingly incurable jockitch

~$10k in crypto and >$10k car

29
14inches
gay
tx

21
7,08 Inch
I don't know if I'm happy. Got a GF but no income right now.
$340k

This thread sure puts the /b/ in Veeky Forums... I'll bite

>33
>7
>usually yes, this second yes
>40k

Great wife, no kids, have good job, month long vacation in 2 weeks. Got everytbing i need.

welcome to Veeky Forums. New fag detected.

>100k seems low

That's because it's in a college town. I built up credit by paying off a car I bought at 16 with Youtube subnetwork money; my first big business. Unfortunately, that loophole is closed but that's how I got my initial crypto investment and purchased that car.

explain yourself

sorry what is larp?

>13
>2 inch
>Not happy cause small pee-pee
>$50 and 30cents worth of gum.

>42
>7.5
>irrelevant question as this user has ascended beyond such banal states as 'happiness'
>$1/0 because this user lays claim to all properties everywhere (but currently only has about $3d6x1000 immediately due to market fluctuations)

23

6 - 6.5 on a good day

Pretty happy but not complacent, I am motivated to do more and achieve more. I'm talented, 7/10 looks, but I have terrible social anxiety and only a few close friends. 2 girlfriends who are probably cheating on me just the same.

15k crypto, 16k mutual funds, 12k car, 22k cash (emergency savings and money I owe the tax man), 5k in savings bonds, ~3k in valuables I guess.

27
8inch
Happy
90k

Hoping to really ramp my savings up, I should be doubling my salary in the next six months if everything goes to plan.

>5.5

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>what is larp?

Before you kill yourself consider donating your wealth to biz

24
4.5
Yes
~15k

Why are you here oldfags? I'm here mostly for the larfs though I do trade crypto with my beer money

>18
>7"
>I hope I will be, I am broke with a lack of direction
>200

27
7.5 inches
Not happy, will be happy when I have GF
About 55,000 Australian dollars in the bank, 10 ETH, a car and a motorbike.