Veeky Forums-roleplay: You 're Indian crypto traders

Indian crypto traders in nuclear superpower country that India is. Greentexts, go.

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>please sir, buy more chainlink

>be me, Rajid
>after designated street mission go pray to gods with my filthy hands
>so malnourished imagine god to shill UFR
>can't really afford it
>go to discord groups
>ask whales UFR for shilling
>poo in loo
>poo in internet
>true superpower
>hope toilet witch doesn't catch me

Buy UFR, dear sir

ffs dont be boring biz

>Wake up
>Need poo
>Poo in street
>Travel to internet cafe
>Pls show bibs an vagin
>Bitch lasanya

sir buy Espers on Yobit
much profits sirs

dyor all i gotta say unless you have proof that its a shit coin tell me if not stfu

but but ding ding
2,99
i go to the shitting street all of thee time
i asked for a tron he gave me the links
i said PA-DING PA-DING sergey i asked for the chinks

where all the FUN boys at

Join our discord group not full of pajeets sir
discord>>>shiteater

Cashaa

Bloody hell it's going so high put all my money in now sir!

I got 750 FUN BRO

U GOT SOME FUN BRO!

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>be me praveev gupta
>walkup in Dhobi Ghat where I also working as a washer
>urge to poo due to eat curry last night
>finished the designated mission near the traffic light and use my left hand to clean
>use right hand to eat nan for breakfast
>delicious cary
>today off day so I went to internet cafe
>keyboard is full of brown stuff
>smell good.jpg
>bought 100 rupee chainlink
>go to Veeky Forums try my hardest to not sound like indian
>rocket launching on 15 inches tv said we discovering mars
>proud.jpg
>distracted and muscle memory kicked in
>sent "sir please buy chainlink sir, very cheap, x100, please sir"
>mfw

Kek. Do have to give them props on the Mars mission though. Only nation to ever do it first time flawlessly. Probably scouting mars for new designated streets

Buy verge it just mooning guy

kek hard, lost it as smell good lmao

>ples I hav kid, don’t do this

>sir i would like to introduce our greatest AI Shiller bot we have ever created
>his name is sergey, he looks just like those filthy westerners he is going to make us all rich say hello sergey
>maccas
>fuck it broke again
>take him down for maintence
>we have a back up friends his name is Assblaster

Kek

im a super pajeet who gang bangs white mothers, alone! zooom

I hope wh*te scum die soon.
I really want all you wh*te scum to loose all of their crypto and be broke as fuck.

why greentext i can just tell you outright to invest in cryptocurrencies(totally not a scam)

someone has to fertilize Mars soil

hahahahaha

sir join our pnd discord, we are only make gains in dip, please sir you will be millionaire

Top kek
LoL
O
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What is it with pajeet and their discord groups?

10/10 kek, you sound like a real pajeet, knowing dhobi ghat and stuff.

in all honesty I really would like to know how many indians are in this board
I feel like its only 5-10%
We really need to get flags
Also it would be fun making fun of other countries as well
Bring us flags u fucks

My fellow bugthren, we are living in shit and pain and with no clear goals in mind. We are no better than the mosquitos that never evolved are nothing but an annoyance to everyone.

With heavy heart I will tell you now that... you will spit out the brown pill and take the redpill.
We must all commit systematic suicide in order to revive as beautiful northern white people and finally live as human instead of cockroaches being cocks to everyone and roaching around.

You agree, yes?

Mars is the only place they can shit on the ground and no one will notice

lol u suck at rollplaying

>Be me
>Be Pravik Pajeet
>Come up with fantastic new scam to trick westerners called Confido
>Get my entire family of 58 Pajeets to spam Veeky Forums shilling it "is onli 350k cap sirs!! many profits and moons to you!!"
>Exit scam with millions and now own the finest designated shitting street in all of New Dehli
>All who come to bear witness willingly wipe my ass with their left hands for the chance to sniff the shit on my street

I don't support picking on each other.
We're in this life together.

>internet love machine

Found Kumar

nice trips brudda, but you do not know de whey

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BOW BEFORE THE KING OF PAJEETS

Solid photo, can't remember what city it is though. New York?

this. also mosquitoes play a useful role in the ecosystem.

yes it's nyc

> Be me Rajeet
> People mistake me name Pajeet
> Rajeet is very educate
> Rajeet no poo on street
> Rajeet work on internet, selling beet koin
> Rajeet make 50 rupee a day by making America and Europe sirs buy new beet coin named Chen Rink
> Rajeet feed his family of 20
> Rajeet is a success businessman

Am I doing it right? Pretty sure I can get pajeet speak pretty on point.

Purizuu sir,vely gud coin sir I am bery poor contry but I tink dis coin gon be gud sir.

fucking pajeets

>No, sir, you see, is not the handle
>is toilette
>not very good sign sir
>I seen toilette before

kekd hard sir

Mars doesn't exist, Nasa means "to deceive" in Hebrew.