Teach my normie friend on how to buy crypto and altcoins last october

>Teach my normie friend on how to buy crypto and altcoins last october
>Tell which coins he should buy
>he invests $50k
>mfw hes at $1m now
>He asks my ETH adress, hes going to tip me some
>See the transaction
>0.5 ETH
>0. FUCKING 5 ETH
HOW DO I GET MORE MONEY OUT OF THIS JEW HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS

>literally show your friend something be can find on Google in 0.02 minutes
>get mad when he gives you $500
Are you sure you're not the jew in this story?

You want something from him? For doing nothing? You’re begging for a handout. You’re embarrassing yourself.

This

>being jealous of somebody else's gains
never going to make it

rich people know your type and stay far away from you because you're toxic.

you're shit at crypto and he's better
>an hero

Don't be such a nigger. Say "thanks bro" and move on with your life.

NICE B8 M8

it was his money and his risk, advice itself is worth pretty little

I PICKED THE COINS FOR HIM

IM ASKING HIM TO SEND 4.5 ETH MORE

goddamn legit fuck this crypto market anyone dumb enough to put 50k into altcoins deserves to lose all their money not become a fucking millionaire... baka

Fucking cuck, he's your mate. You should be happy for him. Fuck you, toxic asshole.

youre such a cunt i hope he tells you to go fuck yourself

Don't do this you fucking nigger. You won't get your money and you'll lose your friend. 0.5 ETH is generous by any standard.

You're such a poor faggot with a poor nigger mentality. You don't deserve to make a single buck off this rollercoaster and honestly I hope this isn't just B8.

You bought coins too right? Y aren't u rich?

You idiot. He's the one who risked all his capital. You didn't risk shit. If you were so confident in your pics you should have taken out a loan, taken the risk and invested yourself. This is biz not fucking /commie/ gtfo of here with your hand out mentality

What coins did he invest in?
Did he swing trade or just hold 4 months and 20x his portfolio?

He is testing you user. He is giving you asmall amount to judge your reaction. Say thanks and your happy it worked out for him.

how did he 20x ???
i mean i had some 20x but only a small part of my portfolio since i didnt throw it all in retarded stuff but stuff like BAT or KNC etc which didnt moon and ruined average gain multiplicator to 8x ...

i only have 2 bitcoins, i thought altcoins were a scam

I ALREADY BLOCKED HIM ON FACEBOOK AND BLOCKED HIS NUMBER ON WHATSAPP

Well too bad you didn't have the guts to invest into your own predictions.

He owed you nothing faggot.

Should have told your faggot friend to use his referal link.

You’re fucked, he was probably going to give you 50k if you didn’t act like an ass.

retard. I really hope this is true.

You're a fucking degenerate

you did him a favor.

>showing your friends anything that puts them in a strong position above you

Hope you learned your lesson

thanks, unironically made me reconsider my thoughts. guess you learn stuff where you least expect

yeah but his friend would have never done it if he didnt tell him

larping is a sin

tell him to buy something at ath that will certainly go to 0 soon. Tell him to put all his money in + take a loan. Then when he is broken and homeless give him 0.5 eth.

Fuck that dudes life up

good idea
do i unblock him and tell to buy tron and bitconnect?

lmao

Dont listen to these autists. A real person would know how to ask a friend and spin it as a joke, he will get the point. Just don't get mad if he doesn't , then you're the autist.

Fuck off. You are the normie. He took the risk he earns the gains

go get a wagie job

this better be a fucking larp

Faggots like you are why nobody should ever reveal their gains. Leeches like you will try to get some and hold grudges when rich user doesnt react to your covert begging for handouts.
You are communist scum

Not going balls deep back in October? Are you retarded op? This is your own fault

tell him the usual fee is 25%, so he's a few hundred thousands short

Should've have asked for a 10% commission for your financial advisory beforehand.

Clearly you didn't 20x, you deserve to stay poor.

You can be lucky that he sent you anything at all, poorfag

larping takes place on /x/ only

ahahaha fucking subhuman. you deserve being poor

sounds like ur the normie...

> be me
> tell friend to buy crypto in 2016
> friend doesn’t listen
> tell friend again in 2017
> friend still doesn’t listen
> january 2018, friend goes all in on XRP at $3+
> friend now literally hates me now because “I told him to buy crypto”

why are normies so fucking stupid?

So you want him to send you coins, but you already blocked him? Unblock him and beg like the pajeet you are “pls sir send me more coins sir pls”

Fucking this

dont know, but thanks to the normies we get our bags sold at ATH

fpbp