All I do is jack off to increasingly hardcore and demented porn/hentai all day and trade crypto...

all I do is jack off to increasingly hardcore and demented porn/hentai all day and trade crypto. I have made over 1MM in 7 months. I had 1.6 before the crash but now I'm back to 1MM.

What the fuck do I do? I'm 26, have a college degree from a pretty good school, and am willingly unemployed (a grandparent passed away and left me 50k, which prompted me to tell my boss I was quitting to go back to grad school, but really I was going to just travel and fuck around, but now I'm a millionaire lmao)

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Keep beating that lifeless worm until you're billionaire user.

What kind of hentai do you like?

learn to spend 30 minutes alone in silence with yourself, i.e. "meditate". Put some effort in relearning that.

Then start reading - relearn to read.

living the life user thats my goal too

Any tips for trading crypto? Any good vids to watch? Want to try trading but dont know where to begin. I mostly just hold the coins I buy.

Grow a pair, maggot

Too many millionaires made in crypto already. Cash some of dat out before it is too late.

Do you like your life ? Just keep going.

Or you can cash out, limit your internet to 2-3 hours a day and learn how to be a man.
Nothing feels better than being a leader, having a young gf and do whatever you want of your life without being scared of humans or failing.

I'm not even rich but have too much money anyway, didn't work the last 3 years and still have 40k to my name.
Sometimes I just want to go back to porn and playing video games though but I know I'd be depressed in less than a few months.

grats man, cash out some of the money to start a new business. maybe youtube or a restaurant/ food truck? got any advice to make that 1 MM? started in December with my life savings of about 20k and took out a loan of 15k, as of now i'm hovering around 200-220k with the dip. my parents never went to college and my family is dirt poor. nobody in my family is succesful. i really wanna make it. please share tips OP

Read Marcus Aurelius

preach

Be productive. Start a daily gym routine for the sake of having some kind of structure in your day. Invest in a small workshop and do some woodworking. Learn some obsolete language just for the sake of learning.

At least that's what I am doing

hahaha looks like we've arrived at this point again. Where another poor soul finally realizes that crypto is a scam because you can't cash out.

You LITERALLY can't fucking cash out. Seriously, try it. You wasted all your money on internet bucks. There is no way to convert it back to fiat. All those "exchanges" that claim to deposit your money into your bank? Those are scams, the deposit never goes through. All those people saying it isn't a scam? They're shills for the scam "exchanges."

Anyone who tries to refute this post is a scammer shilling for scammy exchanges.

become a patron of the arts

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I am sorry if you actually used Bitfinex. Try Coinbase+Binance combo next time around.

Stay in crypto and do what you want. You have money but you don’t have a life lol

Ok let me clarify, I'm not some kind of mega huge loser.

I was in a frat, have lots of friends, have had many girlfriends long and short term in the past, and still go out to dinner/socialize with friends where I live.

BUT.

Increasingly, I just want to stay home and jack off. I don't think I'm depressed, I just think the relief of having money (I've cashed out around 270k so far, so whatever happens to crypto won't completely devastate me) has triggered something in me.

I feel... oddly at peace for the first time in my life. Like there isn't some kind of insane pressure to do anything... so I just jack off like 7-10 times a day. I have a pretty healthy libido so I'm horny all the time, but chasing women in bars just doesn't appeal to me anymore. Sometimes I want to cry, but it's not a feeling of sadness, it's like this huge, relief of pressure that's been built up since I was a child. My parents were neurotic assholes and constantly made me feel like a loser if I didn't over perform.

I think I was going crazy, and crypto came in and saved the day. But I do think I'm developing a masturbation problem... it's getting out of control.

Assuming this isn't a larp.

Cash out, keep in savings, live comfortably but don't splurge for the next 20 years.

Get a job doing something you like. Spend a year working a bunch of odd jobs (cook, pastry chef, waiter, saw mill). I'm not even joking, unskilled labor can be very satisfying if you enjoy it. Plus it'll be a chance to move around, exercise, and meet people.

If I made a million tomorrow I'd probably cash out, put in savings, keep my waiter job, and play crypto just for fun

You're doing ok user.

yep. look at how many black guys on twitter/youtube talking about being bitcoin millionaires. this shit has to correct.

if you've got 10M+ youre probably safe for the next bear market.

>If I made a million tomorrow I'd probably cash out, put in savings, keep my waiter job, and play crypto just for fun

azn parents will never allow us to be a waiter or else we will be disowned. i feel like being a doctor, lawyer pharmacist isn't worth the stress. it literally takes out 10 years of your life. i have premed friends who stress out everyday and grow white hairs. shit's sad, i know cuz i was premed my freshmen year of college at an ivy-league tier school. if i made a million i would go into photography, art, acting, modeling, or music. fuck my parents for pressuring me to get a white collar profession. i wish they were white normal parents that allowed me to do what makes me happy

Well first off you need to do what's happy. If you were a successful investor I'm sure your parents may be lenient with you having a blue collar job.

But I have to ask why art is ok but blue collar is not

> if i made a million i would go into photography, art, acting, modeling, or music.
a lot can be said about that.. but photography is not a demented choice.

I worked in a kitchen when I was 17 for like 5 weeks one summer and that was enough for me to realize how much of a cuck it makes you.

Start taking anti-depressants. Your libido will shoot below sea level. I used to fap to hentai so much even my gf caught me a couple times. But after a couple months of taking Paxil, I haven’t came or had the urge to want to cum in a really long time.

Get an azn qt and have her jack you off while your watching porn, trust me it's waay better. Plus having someone to cook and clean is pretty awesome too. I unironically did this and it's the best life. Of course a girl as hot as her is a little crazy, so sometimes I have to put up with her psychotic rants. But she shuts up quick when I shove my dick in her mouth, and after she orgasms she suddenly isn't so pissed off anymore. Not even kidding OP, azns are naturally pretty hot, huge sex drive, lot of them are secretly into some pretty kinky shit, and the legit Asians are taught to be submissive and defer to men. It's pretty amazing. I've tried being in relationships with white girls and Hispanics, but Asians are better hands down in every category. Find a good Asian girl and give it a shot. Seriously.

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Dont be retarded, cash half of that out user! You will make your life better and also will bè much more relaxed in your trades trades which will make you more money

you sound like me user, I've gone back to vidya + porn and have that early set of depression kinda vibe. Thing is I know what to do to get out of now though, crypto is changing me for worse in some areas of life I guess...

Get an aid device to challenge you to get rid of death grip

you fucking beta cuck soy boy. this is why they are breeding us out in europe and trying to do it in the usa too.

be a fucking man and bust a nut in a bitches fucking twat you degenerate millenial

Not my fault you didn't fit in and have fun fucking around and making food and flirting with waitresses. Enjoy death grip you low test beta fag basement dweller

yeah i built up to 200k so far, thanks to XRB i got really lucky with that one. but i haven't told my parents. i wanna make close to a mil in crypto so i can show them that it wasn't just luck. That I actually spent a lot of time on this shit and all the hard work i put into it.

Well, its a cultural thing, social status is very important in Asian culture. anything with hard labor or service to others can be seen as 'lower class'. white collar requires high level of professionalism and education + more potential for growth and promotions. well fuck all of that i don't want to be a desk jockey 9-5 working slave.

I actually really like art and music which is why I said that. Parents will probably not like that either unless I make enough for a house in crypto

fuckin take out like 60k. in fiat. just travel the world, man. get onto hostel pub crawls. meet some people. maybe even fucking connect with one of them. what's it matter, you have .940 mil hanging out, just waiting. but seriously, take half of it out into fiat, enjoy a year of travel across europe, let yourself loose. don't worry about the "expectations", because you are living proof that they can be broken.

Buy them a car and attach the car keychain a photo of you doing artsy shit or whatever

have the keychain 'wire' soldered shit and the chain soldered to the key so they can never remove the photo

Well best of luck user. I come from a similar culture but have american zed parents

Hope you find happiness

enjoy those asian baby girls. they are crazy, hope you can tame them man. i have many asian female friends who are a little psycho but they are hot. most of them are Instagram famous but they do a lot of drugs or partying. stay safe!

How long have you been working on educating yourself on investment and crypto

I fit in just fine. Everyone wanted to be my friend because I come from the upper class, therefore all my mannerisms and social behaviors are attractive to low class plebs. I'm tall, good looking, fit, and well mannered, stood out like a sore thumb in a kitchen full of genetic peasants. I wouldn't touch a waitress with a 10 foot pole, almost all of them do drugs and are perpetual losers in life who would make terrible mothers. Almost all of them (the hot young ones, at least) are on anti-depressants and pain killers and do illegal drugs on the side, you know what I'm saying is true.

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My advice:

First, do whatever the fuck you want. I''m in similar situation and had similar parents by the sounds of it.

Other than that...
-Travel, do some work like WOOFing, staying in random shitholes around the world to gain perspective etc.
-Take DMT, mushrooms
-Get a routine like running or gym, or don't if you can't be fucked.. your a millionaire

Your story is identical to mine minus the hentai porn

thanks user. same to you. im in a weird time of my life where I'm old enough to make my own decisions, but not financially independent yet. I think I will find happiness when I can finally prove to my parents I can be succesful without following the typical 6 figure work slave of going to college--> grad schol --> work 9 am-5 pm for 30 years

if i was a crypto millionaire

i would never masterbate.

a female blowstist will be paid to blow me under the desk on command.

whilst i do my morning trades.

give me your money and ill be your real life gf
also minus the millionaire part

well, i bought btc back when it was $100 in 2013 on coinbase. I bought it cuz I thought it was cool, I found out about it because of the Silk Road. I had 1 btc and forgot about it while I was studying in school. Then this year all of a sudden I hear BTC skyrocketing and all my college friends are getting into crypto. I traded my 1 BTC in December for 50% XRB. got KCS at $2, TRX at 1 cent, XRB at $2-3, PRL at 20 cents. I lucked out with all these and then I started joining FB groups and found Veeky Forums. it really helps to have a network of friends and of course Veeky Forums

Are you getting CND? How much? Too late already?

Wow so your hundo turned into 15k or so starting capital and a month's worth of work shot you from 15k to 1 mil?

Were you at the point of locking yourself in a room crushing Monster cans while tracking numbers overnight?

Trying to do nofap

This blue board is not helping, please stop posting this shit

>Wow so your hundo turned into 15k or so starting capital and a month's worth of work shot you from 15k to 1 mil?

Essentially, no im at 200k atm LOL. im trying to get to 1 mil end of this year. I spend 6-8 hours a day reading articles, white papers, taking notes, doing research, tracking my profits/losses. I treat this like a full-time job, and I'm not working. im on track to make 1 mil by end of this year hopefully since I bought a few gems that are really good and shilled on Veeky Forums. Im mainly in XRB/ICX/VEN/NEO/INT/HPB/NAS. i think i can get 3-4X my money in 12 months as I am in it for the long run. but yeah i got really lucky with that 1 BTC i bought

you getting CND?

im definitely interested, looks pretty bullish. im gonna wait to see if I can buy some for a better price it is mooing hard

what would be your ideal entry point? I'm buying 3k USD now i think, don't want to wait till 0.30, right now is 0.198

im thinking around 16-17 cents. i recommend buying 20% now. then wait 6 hours see if the price dips then buy another 20%. dont go all in yet. BTC can still crash its been unsteady these past couple days

Damn, I just knocked her up too, guess I'll find out soon enough. My girl is kinda crazy but she was never much of a party girl, she was more the quiet crazy type. Like if she caught me with another chick she'd pretend she didn't care and a week later I'd probably wake up with a dismembered corpse next to me.

You're living the dream, mate!

OP is rich faggot

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Why doing that while he could jack off and cum twice meanwhile?

it's actually the opposite for me.
Haven't fapped to guro, vore, or necrophilia since started trading.
my sexual frustration is focused solely on gains.

Let your dick rest a bit and give me a hint how to make it to 1MM club

Jacking off 24/7 isn't that healthy. Relieve that pressure with hookers and gym.

Ideally you should also find some hobbies beside crypto, but I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, so whatever. But still, don't you get bored after a while, just jacking off? I did that for a brief period and it gets nasty after a while.

Buy some acreage in the woods and build yourself a cabin. Don't bring a laptop/smartphone so you won't waste your precious years jacking off all day. Get a dog for companionship. Learn to live off the land and see how rewarding it is.

Wouldn't even cost that much to buy some decent land if you find the right place (

Ty, appreciate the advice

How does your dick not fall off? I'd love to go at it all day, but my doesn't survive more than 2 hours of use.

How do you choose/find coins? I just check out Veeky Forums and sometimes I can get in somewhat early, but not super early. What are you next picks?

Why not just buy Ripple so you won't have to cash out again?

> I bought a few gems that are really good and shilled on Veeky Forums

>How do you choose/find coins? I just check out Veeky Forums and sometimes I can get in somewhat early, but not super early. What are you next picks?

Some coins on Veeky Forums are shitcoins. know how to spot them. research the coin's website and also reddit page to reconfirm it's not a shitcoin. I like coins that aren't listed on Binance yet or currently still in ICO. write notes on the good ICOs and wait for them to be released. I also like privacy coins. So far, these coins are ones I think are still very early. INT

these topics annoy me so much
yes, it's bait, and it works
whoever started the trend is a genius
someone who makes millions doesn't really bother anyone else, but the same millionaire dangling a "bored lol" in front of guys who have endless projects but no money for it really gets that blood pumping better than a pajeet beg thread

omg, YOU'RE A GENIUSSS!

What made you want to buy TRX? I assume you don’t think it’s a good long term hold so what made you think it would spike?

>cash out a cool milli
>get taxed 40%
How does one safely cash out their earnings without paying taxes out the ass?

It's isn't not.

I can help with your masturbation problem. We can trade hentai on discord. together we can beat it.

I like these threads, pretty subtle desu. More people buying into get-rich-fast schemes = more tears and drama when their paper house comes down.

presuming you are OP
all they should care about is the stability of your future. If you've made it and cashed out, then congratz, you just skipped Med School baby. Demonstrate to them you are set financially (dont fucking show them a balance or lay it all out in front of them) and they should be fine. Don't do all this stupid shit mentioned in this thread like food trucks, patronage. 1mm is enough to set you up. It doesn't make you Bill Gates. Be smart. Talk to a couple real financial advisers about real, diversified portfolios with the aim of giving you a living wage based off dividends.

If your parents are using you as a status symbol as part of climbing rungs in the rat race, in which case, they can fuck off, you should just move away and not contact them, they are poisonous.