The amount of matches I've received has gone parabolic since I've added this larp to my profile...

That's how you get kidnapped. If you start denying you have that much crypto, they'll torture you.
I could imagine them cutting off pieces of you or poking your eye out. Maybe they'd shove something up your ass as well.

>Wait, let me get this straight, James. You know about the potential of industrial application of smart contracts and their necessity for a decentralized oracle in order to avoid a single point of failure and you STILL own only 10k Linkies despite having millions in Bitcoin? Get a grip, man. Pass

kek

He doesnt live in Brazil or India you fucking monkey.

What if it was real? Would you still put it up?

That's the type of girl that will start the first 30 days of dating with you by saying they hate girls that would want you just for money, but then divorces you the second you marry her to get some gainz

...

THIS. PLEASE OP.

whats your point? you think average men want to be with an ugly big nosed, huge forehead bitch with sharp elbows?

balding = inferior genetics

sorry that hurts your feelies

Wow nice projection captain soyboy

LOL post more if you have, this could be an epic bread

>venlet
dropped you couldnt get in my pussy that’s for sure

You can but baldies lose their fucking shit when you tell them how to grow their hair back.

maybe not, it would mean having to wear a condom..

you must be the one in the cape

Yeah, this OP could really make something truly epic

Lmao

Fucking hate women, nothing but gold digging hoes.

lol

I'm going to try this one day. I want to see the funnies.

virgin who was rejected his whole life detected

Bunch of soyboy manchildren from the_Donald masquerading as actual men, what else is new?

>stop posting cute girls
>ur breaking my nofap
straight from reddit are you

This is literal rape. If you paint a completely false image of yourself then they are not consenting on sleeping with the real you but instead with the virginal fantasy you have of yourself. This is like slipping a roofie into a girl's drink so that she suddenly finds you more attractive even though nothing in reality has changed. We have now entered Trump's America, where this is allowed.

>Toronto

Lots of third world types there

Yeah that’s me where did you get my pic?

Nope, nice projection though.

I've just never been stupid enough to stay in a long term relationship. No benefits in it for me, I prefer one night stands.

Larping isnt rape dude

Ok you get gold diggers to message you and maybe even meet up with you, only to realize you aren't actually rich, then they stop being interested

I don't get what the big deal is

how did you get a picture of /pol/ ?

your a fag in a bad way.

go out for 2 drinks at some fancy place, say you need to go home to feed your pets or something, they join ?????? profit..

>Balding effects wh*tes predominantly at rates of up to 80% in lifetime.

Makes sense guess whites are inferior.

>Balding men usually have higher-T levels leading to greater facial/body hair growth

yes its better to have higher levels of estrogen, hence drinking my daily soy milk.

Fucking this, I’m actually bringing up rape charges on this girl who raped me last week by telling me she had D-cup breasts. Well I measured them when I was asleep and they were C-cups; needless to say I immediately contacted my attorney.

I like this thread and where it's going. Keep posting OP. Let's make it to 200 posts.

Fucking this, I’m actually bringing up rape charges on this girl who raped me last week by telling me she had D-cup breasts. Well I measured them when she was asleep and they were C-cups; needless to say I immediately contacted my attorney.

Fuck you Drumphtards

I have an iphone X, wear designer clothing, and drive a shitty old Range Rover

My apartment is pretty decent too

I think I'll give this larp a try 2bh, women are fucking stupid after all

What were the before/after larp # of matches?

Now tell them it was a larp and see how many dip instantly

they never talk about the money for obvious reasons so the pics aren't funny..

Please don't mis-politicalisize me faggot

I need a gf like this...

>maybe if i suck his dick he'll bring me to china

I'm originally from Aus, this city is a left wing fuckhole, proof that multiculturalism is a failed experiment

Tell them the truth and send us their reactions.

ask for nudes before telling the truth

im sure you are a perfect specimen for what a human being should be
>addicted to porn
>short
>virgin
>anti social
>boring with no hobbies
>fat and unhealthy
>balding

why wouldn't a woman want to date a perfect gentleman like yourself? what evil cunts

kek'd way too hard

This is incredibly deceving. You should stop.

kill yourself.

nah it's funny BECAUSE they won't talk about the money

please keep going

are you decent looking otherwise?

>he doesn’t realize what she’s doing

Don’t worry, you will.

(you)

>addicted to porn - yes
>short - no
>virgin - no
>anti social - yes
>boring with no hobbies - yes and yes
>fat and unhealthy - no and yes
>balding - slightly, yeah

I'm going to kill and rape so many women, thank you for the plan

>the mouth
top kek

OP post your profile, id like to see what else you got

>addicted to porn
Yes
>short
No
>virgin
No
>anti social
Yes
>boring with no hobbies
No hobbies, but I make good conversation
>fat and unhealthy
No
>balding
Just started

How do I rate, guys?

I feel like i'd get more action if my game wasn't so weak, should probably drop the hey with multiple y's..

calm down, pajeet

jesus you sound exactly like me

This is better than that guy that would fuck women from Seeking Arrangements and then never pay them. There is no way a roastie will know if you have money or not and you will not be expected to pay anything since you haven't "cashed out" yet. LOL

Dude that's desperate af.

me/10

tell story about that

go straight for the "feeling lonely tonight, want to keep me company?"

talkin to a brick wall

This bread is good an cool.

Jesus Christ user, she's the one that should be seducing you. That's how it works when you're a millionaire.

>mfw homeless
>broke as fuck literally 10 bucks in my bank
>still fuck instagram "models" every other week

lol thanks dad

I am not a virgin asshole.

>tfw 98% of the global population is under 6’
>tfw anyone under 6’ is clearly the most commonly sexually selected mate
>tfw I am literally the perfect human specimen

Feels good as fuck.

gimme a reply and ill post results

>addicted to porn
No.
>short
6 feet, on the internet where everyone LARPs that they're 6'9" giants I'm short but I'm usually taller than the average American male.
>virgin
No.
>anti social
Nah.
>boring with no hobbies
No... does working all the time and investing counts?
>fat and unhealthy
No, no.
>balding
Had some thinning on the hairline, but I've successfully grown it back.

>Exit scamming women for sex

This is so genius it hurts

hahaha this

>measuring yourself against the global population instead of against white people

>tfw you can have good height but still be an uggo

explain I feel like this is a good long term strategy

Dude you should play it cool. Act like you don't care. Make them thirsty for your dick.

you need to work on your larps

Hello Dennis Reynolds how are you

I fucking HATE women

We should be friends

OP- did you make the blockfolio screenshot your main photo? Interesting to consider how many women actually looking through all photos.

>t.tumblr poster

Op good, fuck these roasties and leave them for the beta soycucks

chad here, this is the truth but you can always get yourself an equal to yourself. however much you put into your self genuinely you receive. the universe is just

You can. $9k hair transplant. Getting another one in summer. Thank you, crypto :)

This is gold, fuck with the golddiggers heads.

Convince her to buy your bags of link