"Thank you for calling Request Network customer service, this is Rakesh speaking."
>"Hello Rakesh, my name is Carroll. I'm having a problem with your app."
"Please state the nature of your problem maam."
>"Well I'm trying to send my grandson Will some money for his birthday, oh Will, he's such a great little baseball player"
"Please stay on topic maam."
>"Oh, pardon me Rakesh. Well my grandson loves those new bitcorn things so I was planning on putting his money in those for his birthday instead of cash. But I can't seem to figure out how to send him money."
"Oh yes maam. The problem is this is a Request Network, you cannot send money unless someone else requests the money first."
>"Why, that's the dumbest god damn thing I've ever heard. It's for his damn birthday, it's supposed to be a surprise! Am I supposed to call him up and have him request the money? Some surprise that'll be!"
"Yes maam, you cannot send money on the request network unless the money has been requested by another party."
>"You sand people really are disgusting, you know that? Paypal let's me SEND money, and your dumbass app only let's it be sent if a request is put in? What kind of ugly virgins designed that?"
"Thank you for calling Request Network customer service, this is Rakesh speaking."
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Come on Ranjit, you can do better than this.
Thanks, literally just bought 10k more.
Just sold 100k, thanks.
Sold thanks $100k just.
this is the funniest fud so far what are you talking about
yes sir 1 Invoicing apps (Paypal-like) for $20k
Imagine being retarded enough to hold this
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But what happened to Stacey? I must know how her CREEPY and WEIRD journey ends
REQ has the funniest FUD by far. Still accumulating but these posts are hilarious.
I am fucking dying here
Wow this really opened my eyes. Just sold all my Request Network tokens and went all in on Send Birthday Cash Network
Man do I feel comfy with my 700k+ since presale :)
God the length of this FUD. TLDR OP is a brainlet and writes too much. nice try pajeet
Small kek, buts its there
sold, thx
Bump
you can create a request as payer or payee you dumb fuck
Says who?
Shh don't acknowledge the fud
> you’ll be able to create a request both as a payee and as a payer.
blog.request.network
nice try though, pajeet. go back to using the WEIRD AND CREEPY one, at least it's funny even though that's not true as well
My pastas are gaining notoriety all over the web and destroying Request Network’s credibility. Fuck you.
Kek
When do see an actual working app? I can't find anything on this.
>You sand people really are disgusting, you know that?
This shouldn't be so funny, but it is.
mainnet is releasing Q1, which will basically just be the current test net version moved to main net