He lost 90% of his shares, hes suicidal

>he lost 90% of his shares, hes suicidal
>make him immortal

>he just cashed out a million
>get him in a car crash that kills or paralyzes him

>he bought a house on the coast
>activate the global warming machine

>he just leveraged his earnings to build his dream: a large rock climbing gym with floor gymnastics, calisthenics, and barbell elements
>I want a healthy at every size protest blocking his venue for the next six months

Dubs wills it

>he just went all into shitcoins during their ATH knowingly
>arrange for him to die in his sleep so he won't have to watch his money evaporate

Fuck, this is my biggest fear of all.
"making it" and then dying randomly like a retard.

>he will be wealthly within the year
>McFork it

lol I love these threads

Randomly dying after an ultimate triumph is Gods way of telling you that you made it

>get to the pearly gates
>the ledger is not about sin and virtue but about how much LINK you hold

>He got Joosted, Troned and Bitconreqt.
>Initiate Divorce sequence

Benevolent bog is best bog

>The only 23k link
Am I going to make it?

nice dubs.

Also this is made laugh. fucking bogjack

>he's suicidal
>make him think people love him and that life is worth living
>he's cashed out to go enjoy his life
>pump it

Fuck

holy shit an actual good thread on Veeky Forums

>He applied for jobs.
>Reject all of his applications.

don't need a bog to do that

>Give him a great interview for every one
>Don't call him back

>yeah he bought the dip LOL

>he's finally made enough money to buy a Lambo
>revoke his driver's license

>he just dumped his girlfriend
>make her win the lottery

>he's going to the moon
>push it out of the solar system

>he’s got his bachelors degree
>tell him he’s underqualified

>he’s got his PhD
>tell him he’s overqualified

This is my life

delete this right now

>he went to Veeky Forums for advice
>no need to do anything

user, I keep seeing this guy posted here, who is he? why does he look so weird

what exactly are you looking for

Would you like a quick rundown?

user, I asked the same thing like a week ago.

They told me to get my testosterone levels checked.

yes, please

>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Controls the British crown
>keeps the metric system down
>keeps Atlantis off the maps
>keeps the martians under wraps
>holds back the electric car
>keeps Steve Gutenberg a star
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
>HODLers of VEN

Kek

kek

LOOOOL

DEVILISH

> not holding LINK

also thanks for the quick rundown, that bog pill slid down real smooth

SOY

>his tendies are done
>flash freeze them

lol

11/10

>Remember that guy who thought he could cash out??? Yeah now hes in jail for CP

Good art!