How do I turn an internship into a job offer?

sauce then

Perform the quality of work they expect of an employee. Also it doesn’t hurt to be nice and buddy buddy with them. Right now I’m in competition with my secondary boss because of how well my primary boss loves me

work your ass off and get along with all your bosses, especially the daughter of some boss or some shit like that.

You go to another company and say you've been interning, so you're looking for a full time position.

They will give you an entry-level job because now you have experience.

be valuable and get options.If you don't have options then you can't really negotiate. What field do you work in?

sauce

I'm two weeks and one day in and I haven't given a single blowjob yet, am I fucked?

A lot of people seem to be happy with the work I'm doing and I get on with them well, is that not enough? I'm going to ask my boss tomorrow how he thinks I'm doing and if I need to improve anything. After this, do just straight up ask to suck him off or is there more to it? Should I swallow?

sauce?

>her

lol the last one isn’t even remotely necessary if you are a hard working smart employee. Become an excel wiz and you’re in like flint.

blancnior

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>excel
This. If you can write VBA well, you're already better off than 90% of entry-level candidates.

Sauce ?

fucking momo's took me a whole 2 minutes
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blanc noir

>vba
If you can do that I’d say more like 99%. Literally will never want for a job.
I just meant lookups, sumifs, conditional formatting, pivots and shit like that.

thanks pal. Doing god work

excel needs some MAXIF and MINIF functions, tired of using stupid arrays

thank you blessed anons

>tfw can do all that shit
>tfw didn't go to uni

Wasted talent

lol, do your work?

Do this but like half way through, stop sucking and massage his balls then ask for the job. Hopfully he will give in.

Underpromise, overdeliver.

It really doesn't matter anymore

If they selected you for internship, that's already a good sign.
If they're happy with you, even better.
If you're good enough, they'll WANT you to stay, and will be afraid of losing you to a more popular company.
It seems you're on the right track. If you want to be alpha and want super bonus cookie points, make an appointment with your manager, ask the same question, and take notes. Actually, just do that. If he's intelligent, he should be impressed by your interest, diligence, and candour.
Good luck.

refuse to leave

no one likes assholes I'll just let you know that now. you could 95% genius and 5% asshole and that will destroy your chances at work more than if you were 40% proficient and 60% nice. and I'm not even saying you have to act like a fag its just basic shit like "hi", "how are you today?", "bye".

just don't be school shooter tier

Firm handshake, thats all ya need

Just try to do well. Even if you don't get around to actually being productive you might get an offer anyway. They're just trying you out.

this. every asshole i've worked for or with ended up getting fired

this. every asshole i've worked with/for has gotten fired

Test

this. every asshole i've worked with/for has gotten fired

this. every asshole i've worked with/for has gotten fired

This.

Stay late. Come in early.

BE POSITIVE GOOD VIBES AND NEVER COMPLAIN.

Show initiative to learn. And express interest in becoming an employee.

this. every asshole i've worked with/for has gotten fired

by doing good work

here's the thing it takes like 2 months for a new hire to even know his dick from his asshole and hiring an average intern is always cheaper than gambling on a new hire

just keep your ears open and talk to people and if you do good work they will probably vouch for you