Does anyone in here own a restaurant? If you do can you listen to this scheme I came up with and tell me whether or not it would work?
Why not add a $2000 burger as a menu item,and then advertise the shit about it on the internet? The current most expensive burger is only $1,768 (pic related). Rich fucks and retards will always want the most expensive thing of anything, and since the burger is such an iconic food in America this is bound to draw attention. Don't do anything special with it either other then adding a "secret sauce" (which is really just mayo mixed with ketchup or some other bullshit), so you don't spend anymore money then usual either. The money those people paid for it will make it taste good on their own. Really other then the initial advertising, you won't lose anything, will gain a lot more attention, and will gradually get a couple thousand dollars every once in a while.
People are not paying for a $2,000 burger to be surrounded by poorfags when they are eating lunch/dinner.
William Green
Don’t own a restaurant, managed many of them tho. That said you’re an idiot 7/10 shit post I responded.
Ayden Perry
every restaurant owner i ever met is a retard. met a few celebrity chefs that own their own restaurants and they were extra stupid. i guess the fumes of the kitchen makes you lose brain cells.
Camden Richardson
This. The only reason places get away with ridiculously expensive food is the ingredients are rare/expensive, its made by a well-known chef, and it's in some high end upscale restaurant. I doubt any of that applies to you.
Leo Phillips
this is the same concept as the "I'm Rich" app that was on iOS. it did absolutely nothing but it cost like $1000
Brody Baker
I don’t have a restersunt but I saw this a few weeks ago and it seems pretty spot on
Why not add a $0.01 burger as a menu item and then advertise the shit about it? It's just as unbelievable but it's much more affordable.
Dylan Cook
Because you'd lose money on it
Michael Ward
>producing the burger at a loss >Nigger riot because OP can not deliver Burger for $10 in a timely manner >OPs family in debt for 3 generation >OP shot >Nigger who shot him gets 2 weeks media coverage >he dindu nuffin
Eli Campbell
Don't be as open about how you're ripping them off. Make people think your a local rare hidden gem or something.
Gavin Hall
>you'd lose money >at a loss C'mon faggots, get on my level, you can't figure out how to make a hamburger for $0.01?
Levi Cox
lets say the burger patty is an 1/8th of a pound (which would be very tiny). Literally an 1/8th of a pound of fucking shit costs more then $0.01. $8.27/40=$.20675.
Jackson Brown
IMHO working in literally hell through years indeed damage your brain.
Alexander Lewis
I own an Italian restaurant, I dunno the equivalent to this burger tho
Luke Russell
>a pound of fucking shit costs more then $0.01
not if you use your own shit
Ryder James
So what are you implying? I use my own body as meat for the burgers?
come to think of it... that might sell for 2000
Ryan Powell
>not if you use your own shit
You'll end up with worms like that Nork that defected.
Mason Howard
Yes. I own a restaurant. And you must be a nigger for thinking up something that stupid. Food goes bad you fucking idiot. A burger that you could get anyone to buy for that price would need expensive ingredients. Keep that money rotting away waiting for SOMEONE to buy it. Just go buy some TRON.
Jason Wilson
user.. Just cause you work at Mac doesnt mean you own the restaurant..
Colton Williams
Cooking up a stir fry right now. Turned the hood on and everything. Nice try bitconnect Faggot.
Parker Parker
I own a boba shop... How can i make this work. hmmmmmmmmmmm
Colton Carter
>then >than Learn the difference between these two words, user.
Kayden Cooper
a scam app is a good idea but even that app only had 8 buyers. a scam restaurant doesnt work
Michael Sanders
> I use my own body as meat for the burgers?
no im talking about using actual human shit for the burgers
pic kinda related, it's "burgers" in africa made from thousands of flies and disease infested mosquitoes pressed together
Jason Gray
doesnt this look tasty?
i know a business opportunity when i see one
Lincoln Thompson
simply pressing them together costs more than $0.01
Jacob Edwards
This guy nailed it. The $1700 burger actually has value approaching its asking price. Much of that value is the exclusivity and preparation techniques -- this burger is one of a kind.
In order to compete with that, come up with actual competition; don't try to bullshit your way through something that actually takes a lot of knowledge to produce.
