R8 my strategy

>hold my 10 btc for the next 5 years
>cash out at 1 million bong after tax
>immigrate to thailand and be NEET for the rest of my life

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>3 bedroom
why? 2 are more than enough

how much is that villa, also why thailand?

>how much is that villa, also why thailand?
Best bang for buck especially when it comes to hookers.

M8 it's 200k. In the uk I'd agree with you but not if housing is that cheap.

£190k so about 250k clap money

Thailand because it's beautiful and extremely cheap.

how much does a night out with a not entirely jungle looking asian girl cost, also I noticed the villa price was in the pic, not too bad really, although I'm sure you can get a bigger less fancy house for far less

is that really 190?

same question for you OP

There are cheaper/bigger ones, this one stood out to me due to the location

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>how much does a night out with a not entirely jungle looking asian girl cost
200 Thai Baht will probably get you laid with a 9/10 Thai girl.

No my standards arent low lol. The hottest girls are in Amsterdam though and its 50 euro per 15 minutes. So its much better in Thailand.

I honestly could see Bitcoin going for $100k+, but why don't you invest in some alt coins?

shady af, I feel like next day you'll get evacuated and be accused of breaking in

OP i thought only thai ppl could buy property/land in the land of the king, please check though, 2 friends live there and their thai bride is the owner....

Not planning on going there for hookers so no idea, 2nd part answered here Yeah it's fucking ridiculous

i heard the "thailand is cheap" meme multiple times but only checked it out yesterday, it's ridiculous.

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>this one stood out to me due to the location
is it some sort of tourist hub? don't know much about thailand mate

>The hottest girls are in Amsterdam though and its 50 euro per 15 minutes.
I guess if you're into european chicks sure, but for me good looking asian girls are on par with good looking white girls, also that's literally 5 euro, damn it looks like it's cheaper to get a ticket to thailand and fuck my brains out for a month than go to amsterdam and fuck for like 5 days, even though I live in the Eu top kek

It's way too stressful. Also just from reading biz alt buyers seem to get btfo far more than btc hodlers. I'm sure some do better but I think it's way less than half.

I'll look over that nearer the time, definitely don't wanna get cucked like that kek. I know you can get a visa which gives you the same rights as citizens for 2k a year, and once you get to 50 you can get the free retirement visa.

No idea I meant how it's got brilliant views across the sea/beach. Just from a quick search on rightmove the sea side houses cost much more

a beach house is a very nice thing OP, I bit too much needless spending for my taste, but I hope you make it

thanks bro, you too

Where do you want to live if you make it to lamboland?

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no idea, I like my country to be honest, if I ever make it I'll travel my ass off and come back when I'm 50, or if i ever fall in love with some other place while there I might just end up staying, if it's purely based on living cost I might just be your neighbor one day OP it doesn't look too bad, although I might prefer asian countries I'm more familiar with, but first things first, gotta get to lamboland

I’d try and get some place within a gated community for peace of mind

sounds good, good luck.

> hold my 10 btc for the next 5 years
BTC is going to die this year

around 1500 baht is standard

You can find some for 1000, sometimes maybe 800

this. fucking bandits everywhere

you too OP

still sounds pretty cheap

Whats the best place to move to cheap that has attractive white women and has good internet?

Eastern Europe

Probably somewhere like Poland or something

Eastern Europe

yeah, dunno about thailand but this is pretty common in vietnam. land deeds only exist in paper and fake records are common, so they sell to foreigners houses they don't even own, then one week later the real owners come back from vacation and kick out whitey

I would pick Belarus, but you have to find nice place to live there, no crypto tax and beautiful women

Romania

>he really thinks btc will be worth 100k

true but you never know when Lukashenko or his heir or the Russians might flip the fuck out about "Ëurope's last dictatorship" and fuck it all up

he said white women user

I think you need a special retirement visa for Thailand if you don't want to do Visa runs every two months
adding to Romania, if you are not from the EU, it's difficult to be able to live there legally. Best choice is to buy citizenship from Hungary or Malta (Around €200k if I recall correctly) and then move there

I live in Auckland, New Zealand and if I ever properly make it I dunno whether I'll stay here or not, property is super expensive but all my friends/family live here and its a pretty nice place to live

You don't, there is economic visa, pr, and citizenship.. It would require OP to invest some of his stack locally

there is, but as far as I remember, you need a Thai business partner for that

And well, let's just say if there is any dispute with legal consequences at any point, you can be sure that the law is gonna side with the Thai citizen

Yeah well as a fucking newcoiner he will be fleeced without a doubt, but the requirements are low enough that he merely needs to hodl and can call it the cost of residency

no, you cannot get an investor visa just for holding crypto.

You need to actually invest in something/start a company etc.

whats the go with us aussies coming to your country? both countries have some sort of agreement dont they?

What's the deal with all you beta pussies going to chinkland to racemix?

>>The hottest girls are in Amsterdam though and its 50 euro per 15 minutes.
>I guess if you're into european chicks sure, but for me good looking asian girls are on par with good looking white girls
I find asians plenty attractive, but I have never seen hookers come close to the eastern european ones. Like there are many genuine 9's and 10's for reasonable prices and decent service.

assuming mostly because it's much cheaper than the western world. Also lot less leftist bullshit going on there, feminism, gay rights and all that hasn't touched those places yet

>gay rights
>hasn't touched Thailand
Think you may be retarded son

ya its a fine strategy

just withdraw once you hit the million, put it into an ETF or conventional investment that pays like 5-10% per year, and live off the interest for the rest of your life. Can live pretty comfy in a country like Thailand off way less than ~$40-50k/year which you'll be generating in interest

YOU CANNOT OWN LAND OR PROPERTY IN THAILAND

GOOKS WILL SCAM YOU HARDER THAN BITCONNECT OR TROY

If you know the monkey theorem you'll know why BTC will never reach 100k

yes they are gay, but that doesn't mean that they have rights. No gay marriage, not even a partnership. coming out is still a stigma so many are secretly gay

maybe don't watch so much thai tranny porn

>I find asians plenty attractive, but I have never seen hookers come close to the eastern european ones. Like there are many genuine 9's and 10's for reasonable prices and decent service.
I just noticed i said 200 baht in my reply LMAO, shit i got confused with USD. 200 baht will get you nothing.

>monkey theorem
explain

yea youll get jewed harder than the jews when they get kicked out of a country wont own shit they'll take your wealth

hodl as in hold on for dear life to the local investment

You clearly dont live in Thailand. Trans are recognised and gays are tolerated. Just because you went to pattaya and maybe up north to Chang Mai and Pai doesn't mean you know Thailand silly farang

>Tranny capitol of the world
>I-its not gay

Whew