What are you buying your parents after you have officially /made it/?

What are you buying your parents after you have officially /made it/?

new parents

great answer

I am unironically going to buy me a milky mommy

a big dildo for my mom and an even bigger one for my dad

I'm part Jew, so I ain't telling no fucker when I've made it.

An expensive holiday or anything else that they want. They honestly deserved it.

for my mommy, a large imported negro with big black cock ready to burst her cervix

for my pop, a cuck cage, chastity belt and foreskin wrangler

a nice new kitchen

Dad a boat, mom a car, and both a lot of cash.

I'll give her some kind of compensation for raising me, since she always uses that against me and then I'll leave and never come back.

Unironically pay them them 30k I owe them.

t. Scumbag

30k LINK, not even joking

Better headstones.

A house

An acura mdx for my mom

They don't need anything. Also screw them for causing me lots of stress and delay in making it by sending me off to university

My parents don't really need anything but my grandparents definitely do.

Nothing. They're divorced, dad listened to my advice and went all in on link. Moms a degenerate and shittalked me ever since i bought eth in march. If I make it, my dad will too. I don't owe my mom anything.

Idk my parents have alot of money and would get mad if I spent much on them.

>tfw my parents don't care about money and want me to be happy and socially adjusted, find a good woman, have kids, and a normal life
>tfw neurotic mess, depressed for over a decade, and no amount of money will ever make a woman fall in love with me

Payoff remaining mortgage