My Dog is a better investor than you

Hey dudes. I'm starting a crypto youtube channel and i'm letting my dog pick what to do with $10,000.
youtu.be/cDJFp5Yzf4M

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Smarter than niggers who bought Bitconnect anyway.

to make it fair you must make it pick between all 1500 cryptocurrencies

I dont want to have to trade on scam exchanges.

Also help me out and sub me I need 100 subs for certain youtube privileges. Damn google overlords

Is that make up on your cheeks?

No I'm just naturally Rosy. Ladies Love it.

You seem like a gay cunt but I'll sub anyway

Welp Thanks.

Nice dubs. You seem like a cool guy but I've been in crypto for a few years now. What's your other portfolio look like?

I've got Bitcoin, Eth, Link. A splash of Icon. I picked up some Coss. And now I have some SALT...

Bro how stoned were you during filming of that video?

Pretty good idea desu, I can see the buzzfeed headlines in a few months
>THIS GUY LET HIS DOG INVEST IN CRYPTOCURRENCY!!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED, NUMBER 3 WILL MAKE YOU CUM

As stoned as you would have to be to let your dog invest $10,000.

I like the experiment
better than all the shitcoin content being produced
subscribed because youtube is fucking you over with their new update

dude i shit you not. I LITERALLY was thinking about doing this yesterday

>inb4 he picks dogecoin

dubs again. do you live near chicago because I need to buy some grass. will pay in btc.

You’ll make more money off of YouTube ad revenue than what your cute af puppy will once this gets huge man

Make sure to post new episodes on biz because I don’t have a YouTube account to sub with

You seem like a good goyim and I totally see this getting normie attention but for fucks sake INSTALL UBLOCK ORIGIN AND HTTPS EVERYWHERE. Good luck.

damm look at those dubs again

>the pupper of gains

Will do

Veeky Forums is officially reddit lol welcome dude :) xD

Oh Fuck off. I've been in crypto since 2014 and on biz since its inception. Post folio Mr Veeky Forums expert.

Same, hivemind.

M-m-m-moot?

nice channel OP, subbed

Tell me, what do you think about the JQ?

Your video is very comfy and you deserve more views.

this guy looks like hes on the verge of death

Have you signed up to get BAT yet OP?

You need 1000 and 4k hours of watchtime now.

t. in youtube network business + this is pretty mainstream news

Oh my fucking god dude you look like a corpse.
Like seriously what the hell

>number generator is 1-80

Of course you're going to get returns

Why do you end statements in question marks?

Why the fuck are you wearing makeup?

All the top youtubers wear makeup dude.

You should consider getting a haircut.

Good vid man, keep it up

Keked and subed

cute doggo

> Light hearted show about dog investing in crypto
> Gains following as pupper is actually proficient at picking moon missions
> Becomes a more trusted source than McAfee, investors glued in trying to moon of the picksz
> Unfortunately pupper gets sick
> All crypto gains diverted into funding treatment
> Has a bad month, nothing moons
> Pupper gets sicker

Don’t do this to us OP

Nice vid, try keep your channel filled with interesting stuff like this and it'll go far, you've got a nice clean editing style and you're straight to the point.

Create content for people like us who actually know about crypto and want interesting fun content and you'll do really well, too many channels are just basic tutorial scams to try sucker in normie money so the youtube crypto scene is pretty stale. Subscribed and looking forward to what's next.

Me likey

Subbed

I knew collecting all these monkeys would be useful for something

Guys hold my beer, I've got to sign up to youtube

forbes.com/sites/rickferri/2012/12/20/any-monkey-can-beat-the-market/

How are you gonna make it so the dog decides what to pick? Different treats that represent different coins or something?

What the fuck is wrong with you?