Got 50k loan and sold everything I have. Went all in on Crypto

Sold my car, all my clothes, my dad's Rolex (gift for 18th birthday), got a loan for 50k and quit my job. Went all in on crypto. Put 85k into crypto and have approx 20k in the bank.

Going to live like a pajeet in South East Asia for two years on

I'm moving to Chiang Mai after my pogey runs out, will return when my portfolio clears 500k.

I would’ve kept the watch, you’re gonna wish you still had it once the old man buys the farm

Nice fantasies boys. You'll prolly get mugged and raped by angry trannies there fucking soyboys.

ALL IN ON TELLIES RIGHT NOW BOY

>implying I dont act drunk and high to get taken advantage of by gangs of horny ladyboys already
>they really love running bareback trains on 20 year old white guys
>knowing they are going to "rob" me when they are done just makes it better

Thailand is safe...

Sure it is, just ask them to wear protection in case of STD's. You wouldnt want to live with HIV, would you user?

I'd be more worried about being naked

I live off 1k a month in America

>gets a loan
>tries to leave clountry
Lol see ya

>implying I dont want to get pozzed up by a ladyboy bull with virulent fuck flu
>implying I dont want her to get me pregnant in my ass with her murder baby

I could only dream of something so wonderful....

TFW 'she' is twice as big as your father

>tfw you want to do this but fucked your credit and cannot get a loan
is there some sketch as fuck loan for faggots with bad credit? online lenders and credit unions have all denied my ass

I know a guy...

Title loan is your best bet or a pawn shop

seriously i need a loan nig, i already have 500K coming to me later this year but am about to go broke now, it's torture thinking all day about how comfy i'd be if i just had that fucking money in my account

go to Cambodia, OP. Even $300 would be enough to live decently there.

>tfw get rekted so hard by tranny AIDS dick you lost 20% on your crypto

>and quit my job

I understand the other steps, but why quit your job? You can trade when you're off work bro.

I got crypto rich and now I pay a thai ladyboy $2000 a month to rape me whenever she gets horny. The understanding between us is that she will take a viagra before she comes over, and will violate me until she cant cum anymore. She has the keys to my apartment and can show up any time she wants, so I have to keep my fuckhole prepared and ready for her at all times.

I also have to keep a stack of baht in my wallet for her, whenever she wants it. Im not allowed to cum unless she says so, but sometimes I lie and tell her I masturbated, so that she gets mad and hits or chokes me.

Sometimes she cums on my face then orders me to "wear her gift" in public, and I do.

She is really mean and a legitimate nymphomaniac psychopath. Shes perfect.

disgusting

Your wallet must be as blown out as your asshole.