So this guy at work is into crypto shit, and he constantly go away from his computer while logged in exchanges, only turning off his monitor, including during lunch time where everyone leaves the office. There is a small time frame of 10-15 min where i can be sure no one is around (some ppl leave a bit late to eat, or return early, can't risk it). , he probably thinks no one even knows what this is about ( only old folks around us ).
I'm considering skip lunch and jump on his computer while everyone is gone, and transferring all his coins to me, i'm positive he also leaves his email open.
I'm extremely nervous because if for some reason he founds out i'll lose my job and could even be arrested i think, so i'm trying to consider all outcomes.
What is the best route here ? is it possible to know that his computer was the one used for it, idk, by some IP shit ? I talked about crypto with him before, so that's another thing to consider.
Joseph White
Gtfo nigger kys
Carter Perez
You dont think he gets emails on his phone too? You dont think there are cameras in the office?
Chase Parker
So he'll know it's you, you fucking sped
What a waste of trips
Samuel Cook
He probably has 2FA on for everything, also you're a nigger.
Christopher Torres
the only thing that can fuck you is 2fa or cctv
Jayden Sanchez
You could be easily caught, not worth the risk considering how little crypto your coworker probably has.
Aiden Morgan
hes probably a poorfag not worth it OP. also a dick move. just scam ppl u dont know and have to interact with on a daily basis u fucking degenerate faggot
Evan Sanchez
Don't do it because you'll get caught and it's not worth it.
Henry Brooks
rape him then shit on his desk while stealing his coins with a gun to his head pussy
Elijah Sanders
This is an absolutely terrible idea.
Benjamin Morris
just be careful that he doesnt have any applications that take a picture when the computer is awoken. Also, make sure there are no office security cameras. lastly, a little fishy that it was done during the lunch hour, he'll know it was someone at the office. maybe try to set up a remote login or something to his computer.
Samuel Stewart
Why don't you just mug him in the street, nigger?
Jaxson Adams
Try it I hope you get your ass beat.
Nathaniel Wood
how will you get around his 2fa?
Luke Howard
youre an idiot if you think he doesnt have 2fa or sms confirmation for trades...
Blake Anderson
Steve? What the fuck dude? I knew something was up when you brought up a total meme coin like bitbean in our conversation. I'm calling the fucking cops dude. Don't bother coming into work on Monday.
Nicholas Rodriguez
He will know its you 100%, not worth it.
Grayson Wood
Realistically you won't be able to withdraw his coins without email access and 2 step verification, but what you can do is keep market buying and selling some random shitcoin with a high spread and low volume until he ends up with $0. It will only take you 2 minutes as well. If you want to profit off this, you could be placing your own orders and make him buy and sell at your orders.
Xavier Thompson
Do it fag
Xavier King
...
Aiden Johnson
depends on how much it is, if its more than you have then just swap your account with his
also if he holds req dont touch it
Samuel Bennett
i hope he catches you and curb stomps you thieving niggers like you deserve death. all thieves do.
Anthony Phillips
either trade into your own orders. or install a keylogger and fuck him from the comfort of your home.
Robert Myers
1. you talked about crypto with him and since (like you said) there are only old people there it would be obvious who would be capable of stealing his coins.
2. i'm pretty sure there are camera's that will record you and you will be caught, lose your job and face legal charges.
3. he probably has 2FA on his phone so you can't transfer anything without the 2FA code.
4. stop being a pajeet nigger and make your own money you disguisting roach.
Julian Wright
Literally depends how much that crypto is worth It's probably not worth leaving the country over kek
Aaron Ramirez
okay but in all seriousness OP, i see you're not that smart so pay attention
don't do this personally, just use that time frame to put a keylogger on it or just steal his passwords then do it some other time in the day, preferably at night
Nolan Bennett
It's his fault for leaving a fucking exchange open but if he's not a retarded faggot like you he'll have 2FA for his withdrawals and you'll get cucked
so either way off yourself
Ryan Jackson
As shitty as this is, OP is about to teach someone a valuable lesson. I support this OP
Benjamin Green
Stop thinking like a nigger. Dude, what's wrong with you?
Noah Butler
i don't know about the phone, but there are no cameras
how ? people get hacked all the time
he has at least 30k, being into bitcoin for some time, i wouldn't be surprised if it's more
that 's a problem, i don't know if he has it activated, i mean the guy leaves all his shit open, doesn't seem to be worried about security
Jace Reed
FPBP
Michael Watson
>I talked to hem before about crypto He'll know it was you
Cooper Torres
Don't steal from your coworker you fucking nigger, come on
Kevin Jenkins
Do you know if he uses 2FA op? What exchange?
Lots of exchanges use both TOTP 2FA and email confirmation. You can get away with the emails if he's logged in.
Unfortunately this probably won't work unless you steal his phone. But he's a retard if he doesn't log out or lock his computer so who knows.
Hudson Adams
Likely cctvs and 2FA is, as well as withdrawal limits and blockexplorers (cause let's face it, you were just going to send to another exchange, right?). Ruining your source of income and committing a crime for what will likely be a few thousand at most?
Yet, they are the dumb one?
David Moore
the talk was very superficial and about bitcoin in general, we didn't go too deep... he doesn't even know i have crypto
Jason Robinson
>be me >work at this awesome place, everyone is cool as fuck >look into this crypto stuff, my last attempt and being saved from wagecucking >make nice gains >new high in life, get a gf, kids, a house, new car >idiot who can't trade for shit steals my coins >I know it was the only retard in the office that knows about crypto >sue him for all his worth >buy lake house with my new money
This is where you kill yourself you kike
Nolan Stewart
work for your own money, you dog
Adrian Hill
Thieves should be lynched
Andrew Wright
OP is so fucking retarded. You already lost your chance to even attempt to hi-jack him by talking to him about crypto.
Kevin Perry
don't know about 2fa, i've seen he using poloniex and binance
Cameron Rogers
I hope he catches you and breaks your fuckin jaw
Jose Watson
Just set up a remote control on his pc, take a week off work, and do it from a library. he can't suspect you that way.
Hunter Garcia
go to work nigger stop trying to scam people
Carter Gonzalez
This is your only option
Jason Barnes
you don't understand, we justed talked about some random bitcoin things, simple stuff and just once.... he could've talked about this with other ppl from work too, i don't know, with all the media everyone is talking about it
Tyler Ward
you know how I know you're a nigger?
Easton Myers
Deep.
Logan Gomez
spend that 15 mins to check his portfolio value then decide what to do
Logan Gomez
now that's a fucked up thing to do
Matthew Collins
Hell atleast know that someone from the office did it, hell probably think its you, but he wont be able to prove it. So if him hating you for the rest of the time you work there is worth it to you you could try. The chance that he has 2fa enabled probably isnt that great.
Isaac Phillips
DO THIS OP
Grayson Cox
So, you are in a relatively small office with old folks and you 2 talked about crypto before....
Unless he is an idiot, when his funds are gone and his computer was left unlocked, exchange open, and potentially accessible by the only other crypto bro in the office, he is going to know what is up unless he is super dumb.
Evan Morris
this is the real mastermind move, bravo.
Jack Miller
Start an ICO with your name in it, like "JohnCoin," and then send him emails every day about how there's an exciting new investment opportunity. As for the coin itself, tell him it's redeemable for one blowjob from yourself per coin at a rate of 1 ETH/30000 JohnCoins. Deliver the blowjobs for coin, as promised, but here's the stinger: Those god damn JohnCoins are worthless. By the time he uses them all up, you'll have his ETH and your JohnCoins to use on another victim. Easy.
I've pulled off this scam multiple times. Easy gains.
Joshua Jenkins
actually the best thing to do would be to kill him and then transfer the coins before work wipe his computer for the next employee
Luke Powell
don't steal, trade everything he has into LINK. you'll be doing him a favor.
Lucas Miller
iirc Binance is just email confirmations if he never enabled TOTP 2FA
you might be able to jack all of his shit if his email is also logged in
Benjamin Evans
lol this idea is way better. Hell wish youd have killed him
Easton Morgan
you will fuck up or someone will catch you. You will look back at this and remember when you could have walked away, but now your anus is used like a water fountain.
Jayden Ross
Since u have physical access, just come in early, turn off his machine, and stick a Rubber Ducky in there. When he reboots, he'll need to re-enter his exchange passphare and bam, you logged it. Easy and hard to detect, unlike a software logger, which the system might catch.
John Green
>Only old folks around us.
Congratulations, you are the #1 suspect. Be a real man and just tell your co-worker to log out of his exchanges and lock his computer.
Jayden Wood
I hope you get fired, and can never find another job. People who steal from coworkers are the lowest of the low.
Connor Wood
You will forever be a low class trash piece of shit for even considering this. I hope the police catches you and accidentally kills half of your family when they swat you one day.
Landon Campbell
>change email password
Justin Jenkins
Don't need to do it all in one if you don't get caught. Recon one day, steal the next. Your time is infinite until you make a move.
Leo Miller
THIS. Easy. Set up the remote log in. Pay for a couple vpn. Take a couple hours off for a "doctor appointment" go home. Remote in when you know he's at lunch. Pillage crypto.
Jeremiah Ward
Be back in time to watch him melt down. Don't forget to live stream
Elijah Roberts
>OP
Chase Hall
This. Set up LINK sell orders for $20 each buy them with his acc. then laugh at him for paying so much and watch him not even care about his account anymore. And in 2 years time FOMO when LINK reaches $500 and he just remembered he still had 2k on his old account while you sold yours for an easy 2x profit.
Mason Clark
kek
Tyler Hill
Christ, all this moralfaging itt. Reddit needs to leave already. OP, if he has his exchanges logged in, just check them to see if they're 2fa enabled in settings. If so, just wait until he leaves his phone at his desk.
Wyatt Evans
I'm pretty sure buy orders are filled by the first one in line, no?
Christopher Sanchez
guys I work for a dildo factory and there's this complete neckbeard who is always breathing down my neck and staring at me creepily when I leave for lunch. he also constantly brings up crypto to me, so just to make sure I don't get raped, I act like I'm looking at crypto shit when he's around
am I gonna die?
Dominic Wood
do it OP and fuck up your life
Ethan Carter
That depends almost entirely on how much he owns. If it's like $200 dollar normie amounts then don't bother. Ask him about his stack.
Noah Martin
You can select the orders you want but true I believe they don't go so far on most exchanges.
Colton Lee
wasted
Ryder Clark
don't be a nigger and stop stealing
Michael Robinson
Nice try, faggot. You thought I don't browse this board???
Levi Torres
seems like we have a winner
Christopher Wilson
Go back
Jack Campbell
You're a nigger.
Luke Bennett
you would need to have a low volume coin to pull this off.
Luke Stewart
transferring his coins to your wallet is very obvious. If he was on ED i'd suggest having him bid 1 SAT for a coin when you're the only one at that price, sell and repeat. Directly transferring would lead back to you way too easily.
Isaac Hernandez
Do you have a problem with people like OP getting into trouble? It's ONLY worth it if he gets caught. We need a good laugh when the newspaper articles get posted.
Joshua Reyes
Do it OP. I'll look forward to reading the police report
Brayden Sullivan
holy shit. its not CSI Miami or some shit. no one will give a fuck about this. locking your desktop is a simple thing to do especially when trading. only if to avoid having lemon party set as your wallpaper.
Jonathan Baker
Yeah OP do it, you’ll enjoy your first cold butt naked shower in front of 20 nigers on the bunks staring cold right at your butt crack
Brandon Wood
underrated and witnessed
Sebastian Ward
Backtrace his coins and download them.
James Brooks
>I'm extremely nervous because if for some reason he founds
2fa authentication on withdrawals
YOU WILL BE FUCKED UP!
Joseph Lopez
>I talked about crypto with him before you're fucken gone!.
Mason Richardson
(OP)
this is the equivalent of stealing from someones bank account.
die thief.
Luke Lee
do him a favour and buy him some LINK
Dominic Ortiz
Computer running windows? What is he trading? Got a good crypto stealer which replaces the wallets. Working with BTC, XMR, IOTA and ETH but I can add more. Just run the exe and we will get all his coins and tokens. He won't know how.