Paycheck day

It's not bait, this is real. See, I tried to warn you that "investing" your money on fake internet coins that can't be spent on anything other than drugs was never smart. And now here you are, wondering what went wrong. Speculation claims that financial lives of many young investors, and I am here to help you from making these mistakes again. Next time when you place an investment, see if the company has a source of revenue. See if the company offers a product that people will use. What's that? Many of these "cryptocurrencies" offer a "decentralized applet" that eventually every financial institution and savvy business will use? Sure kiddo, whatever you say. Just remember REAL investments are made on businesses that make REAL-LIFE products. Not trading vaporware on exchanges that will never let you cash out.

Holy shit, three hours before it was due! Great job, we can use those three hours to make even more money for our Jew boss. Now, get back to work, we aren't getting paid to sit on our asses!

Working for other people sucks. Let’s not fucking sugarcoat it. You spend 50 hours a week making someone else money. Congrats, brainlet.

wish i could work a job like this.

mildly physically lame though. stuck with office jobs forever

>You'll never feel that warmness on your heart when your boss says "nice job"

my sides

>work 49 hours overtime
>added onto what is assumed 40 hours normal work
>assume you make 2 grand base and 4k for the overtime
>dont forget that 50 cent value in the free coffee xD!
>89 hours of work (not counting commuting) for 6000.50 gain
>be me
>jack off 6 times a day
>spend 5 mins moving money around in internet money
>oh look im up to seven figures net gain this year!
>dont need mr. sheckelstein's pity "nice jobs"
>can find satisfaction through increasing knowledge, learning new skills, and other means of self-improvement with all of the extra time saved from being NEET

great bait mang!

>in internet money
There you said it: internet money. It has no value whatsoever, those are just numbers on a screen.
Get a job.

>man goes home and fucks the shit out of his wife after eating a home cooked meal
>you post a quote on Veeky Forums laid over a picture of a frog in a blanket

so i made 12.5K last night selling a shit coin a friend made on etherdelta and you made that in how many months? Dang i wish i had a job.

The ironic thing is that it actually does have more value than fiat, because the government and banks can pretty much just type whatever they want into their accounts

>It's just paper with numbers on it, it has no value whatsoever

Anybody here doing work from home? I just switched to that and it's amazing. Now I don't have to pretend to work for 7-8 hours every day. Just leave my laptop open until someone emails/pings me and end up doing ~3 hours of work per day.

I wonder if the original author of this pasta was memeing or serious. Poe’s law and all that.

Lol I made 13k last month selling shit coins.

Meanwhile I only made 5k at my job.

Hey man good for you having a real job getting steady pay! but i mean i have one too.. steady pay blah blah but same time i invest a small portion into crypto another portion into stocks.. I'm making some of my income WORK FOR ME.... think about it that way... fucking fag

Hate to say it mate, but when you go online to view your bank account and see all those glorious numbers on the screen that represent your account holdings, well, those numbers don't mean anything. You may think you have 10/20/30/40 thousand dollars in the bank, but they aren't really there.

Don't believe me? Go to the bank and ask the teller to give you all the money in your account, in cold, hard cash. Men in black suits will appear from nowhere and escort you away. "Why?" you will ask, but, before you know it, you're being shipped off to some obscure shithole country. Your family will file a missing person's report, but nothing will come of it. The truth is, you've been working for free all along. Take the amount of money you have in your account, the amount that is displayed on your computer screen, and divide it by 10. That's the REAL amount you have in your account. Since people rarely withdraw entire balances, most people won't catch onto the scam. And those who do catch on are deported immediately.

It's the future you chose when you chose to work for the Jews. They have a word for people like you, goyim, which means "cattle". Needless to say, they don't think much about you or the people that prop up their entire system, and they prop it up for free.

>implying as a rich neet you can’t also have that
>implying a wagecuck isn’t more likete to get also realcucked since he leaves his wife so much time unatended.

etherdelta.com/#0xc4d6f5bfd149faf37a0decee946251820fe4816b-ETH

At the low right now - Saw this shilled a little bit in the past couple days. Bought 1bil yesterday, and already flipped half that stack into my original investment - sitting w/ 500mil until 3-5 WEI

You've missing all the moons - don't miss this one user. Also no idea what this coin does - something about blockchains or something.

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YOU STUPID COINFAGS DONT YOU UNDERSTAND YOU HAVE TO CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY TO SUCCED AS HUMAN?!?!? WE NEED MORE DOCTORS, TEACHERS, MUSICIANS, HARD WORKERS, NOT MORE NEETS SPECULATING 24/7 ON HIS MOMS BASEMENT
DO SMETHING FOR THE SOCIETY AND FOR YOURSELF
IF YOU LOVE YOURSELF GO GET A JOB

>aim for the stars
>wagecuck

Coinfags are the absolute worst