What do you guys do when you're horny as fuck and you're too busy with work to get laid?

What do you guys do when you're horny as fuck and you're too busy with work to get laid?

I'm considering either getting a prostitute tonight or installing grindr (I just have to unload)

Any tips would be appreciated!

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>no one ever showed him how to masterbate

I masturbate at work. I already have enough crypto that functions as fuck you money if I ever got found out.

Go jerk off in the toilets with your smartphone or something if you are a starter.

Go to a massage parlor my dude.

I did this when I was employed at a grocery store during dead hours I feel like this is way too common

You didn't buy BZC yet user? Kek

I walk into the other room and screw my girlfriend.

i have couple of co workers who when they go to the toilet. they stay there for at least 30 minutes, every day. I was thinking that they are just taking a shit, but you gave me other ideas...

>installing grindr

do you even know what that is you fucking faggot? Yes, its for faggots you filthy faggot, why are you announcing you are going to fuck dudes in the ass holy shit

This. $40 for the house and $160 TOPS as """""""""""tip"""""""""""""

Are you based in Montreal Canada. Cuz I heard few years back someone jerking odff and screaming. I was hiding in the locker room

>Take a fap
>costs 0$
>done with urge after

>Hire an escort
>Pay at least 100$
>Feel like shit afterwards

easy choice

Masturbating at work? Dude you are a complete degenerate

How much LINK to get her to do mommy-play with you

you guys need help i swear.

Getting paid while wanking is awesome. Did it a few times

nope east coast beast coast
it wasnt every day but at peak hornyness I was probably in there 2 or 3 days out of the week cranking one out at least 8 or 9 pm
>also irritable bowel syndrome and chrohns is a real thing and will make you take the worst long shits (I have the former)

stop

I'm sure I'm not telling you something that you didn't already know, but if you know your coworkers scat timing --- your job sucks

>tfw literally every guy coworker is jacking off at work

>installing grindr
lol fag

I'd hire a prostitute desu, and I usually do. Remember you're not paying her to have sex with you, you're paying her to leave.

made me laugh out loud XD

>Missing out this much in life

>Remember you're not paying her to have sex with you, you're paying her to leave.
the wisest relationship advice Ive heard all week

Just go full no PMO for 90 days and you'll love the benefits of semen retention.

Wonder why NoFap symbol is the same as Stellar?

It's because IT'S THE WAY.

this user. always good feeling to walk out after beating off.

Is this bait? I have coworkers who always make orgasm sounds from their office but I can't believe they are actually fapping.

Can't ever be blunt about it?

When you have your own office it's perfectly safe.

Why would anyone pay to fuck a hooker? Condoms feel like shit.

I go to my local Whore Hause witch is legal in my Country.
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kek Grüße aus Leoben

More matches, they're always DTF, no dating, no preamble. Beggars can't be choosers, user.

me too, at least once a week

Because you'll wake up every morning with a prick as red as that rocket

Wouldn’t touch her with ur dick.