Reminder that you will NEVER get an attractive girlfriend, unless you have one of these jobs

God tier: actor, director, screenwriter, singer, youtuber, rich parents kid

Shit tier: everything else

>wanting girlfriends to reproduce
don't bring your fuck trophies to this world.

>tfw wealthy CPA. (1.4 million networth at 28)
>KHV dateless, rejected by every girl I ever asked out IRL and online.

w-where's my gf? Do I need more money?

you already lost if you are factoring your job into some kind of self worth equation as it regards women.

Lol okay

What is the influence on hyper sleep chambers in the Alien universe?

Does like all the old rich people freeze themselves?

>sharing profits with a disgusting pig
>not keeping an innocent 2d waifu that in 20 years you'll be able to have a sex bot modeled on

kek

Absolute retard. Here’s the real panty dropper list, ruling out celebs:

>Business owner
>Surgeon
>Criminal psychiatrist (if you’ve ever met one of these, not psychology majors but the real deal med school psychiatric specialist types who make 200 USD an hour)
>Architect
>Published author (every women I have ever met will name drop any of their acquaintances who have published novels, it’s a real status indicator in London)
>Property baron
>(successful) Art gallery owner

Just about anything STEM related will literally only impress the parents of Hong Kong foreign students, and Investment Banking/Lawyer only impresses poor people because higher society is absolutely teeming with these people and they tend to be social climbers or underachieving rich kids with good connections, again this will only impress plebs.

How is software developer low hours...

this, i like my own company. females are annoying, unintelligent and overly excitable 99 times out of a hundred.

Why would I want that?

bad reason

Delete this

Just a reminder that money will never be able to buy you love, or make up for the shitty personalities that you autists have. The closest you'll get it a simulated love, a farce put on by Stacy until she gets her alimony.

Hurry up and impregnate me tier:
NEET millionaire from cryptotrading

Impress her family tier:
wagecuck

Good Tier:
wagecuck

Bottom tier:
wagecuck

Kill yourself(preferably sooner rather than later) tier:
wagecuck

What is a CPA?

Cheese Pizza Advisor?

Jesus christ you're unbearable

>thinks he needs a job to get a girlfriend

op youre simply deluded

maybe low hours compared to like a corporate lawyer or investment banker lmao. With technical consulting it depends who you work for

Why do normies here think their opinion matters?

Veeky Forums is long past the point of caring about women, all we care about is gainz.

>Architect
Stopped reading right there. I know people who went to Ivy League schools for architecture degrees and are struggling paycheck to paycheck while working on a degree at a mediocre state school that will get the a real job.

We’re assuming success and money is a given. The point of this thread is what careers impress women. If an architect worth 10mm asked a girl out vs a banker worth 10mm, the girl will find the architect more interesting.

Who the fuck cares about women and what they want?

Certified public accountant

there are like 50 architects worth 10mm

o.

I wanna be a tech consultant then. That or a software/tech sales executive.

Or should I go for network security?

Thats retarded cause a girl will find an artist worth 10mm to be more interesting but that never fucking happens which is why its more impressive. You'll have a better chance in finance than architecture, unless you really like building shit.

You fucking retard.

No there aren’t, maybe out in the boonies where you live. In London I know several Architects pulling in high six figs annually, I assume their net worth most be in the 2-4 million at least, so 10MM is an exaggeration but I guarantee you a successful and respected architect gets more pussy than the equivalently wealth banker. If we use money as the measurement why not just go straight for >rich crypto neet. This whole topic is about careers that are deemed attractive and respectable, we have to set money aside. That being said low paying jobs (such as teacher) are also associated with low masculinity, the common denominator across attractive jobs is how much authority it conveys.

You really can't make it as an architecture alone. It pays off after, maybe, 10 years of experience, when you know enough to start your own company (and have enough money). Which can be said for literally anything else, so there is no point in pretending architecture is some majestic sexy career, it isn't. Many architecture jobs are outsourced to literal pajeets for $15k salaries, and you're not that much higher either unless you run your own business.

Then this whole topic is pointless, it should just be “if you’re not rich you’re fucked”, believe it or not I’ve met rich lonely men who have boring lives and no one wants to talk to them. Having an interesting job is a good thing to have and I think the topic of this convo should be good job to have if you have made it financially.

>Millionaire < anything else

Millionaire wins, thats all that matters retard.

Who gives a fuck, if you're boring youll be a boring IB/Lawyer/Doc. Your profession isnt going to change who you are.

> he didn't put engineer/business owner at the top, despite owning a business making the most money, and most successful entrepreneurs/ business owners who have a degree have one in engineering. Too stupid to accurately rustle neet jimmies.

You can’t unless you’re exceptionally good. I know someone who is literally 36 and pulling in over 50k a month (just based on his flat and lifestyle) if you’re good at something you can make bank. But you be completely honest, will most girls find him more interesting than a banker making the same exact amount of money? The answer is yes, forget the reasoning. Sure making big money as a banker is “easier” but this convo isn’t about making money it’s about attractive jobs assuming you’re finances are sorted.

How do I move from a regular engineer to engineering project management?

I'm legit trying to do it.

money wont fix your autism

Take on more responsibility at work and or take management courses, make your intentions known to your employer and ask what needs to be done then proceed to do it.
I am a partner in an engineering firm.

>5'11" and 6'0"

>british military
>impressive
lmfao, bro, good one

There are two types of people, the type that just want money, and the type who want money and status. If you live in Britain you understand British society is extremely class oriented and stratified, you can be “rich” but you won’t get to rub shoulders with the upper class unless you’re so rich you literally buy your way in, if you’re interested in meeting and some of these people it’s important to nail every facet of high society, not just the money. I know someone who has less than a million dollars to his name and rents a decent flat (doesn’t own) but got to attend Helena Bonham Carters Halloween party because he has what is considered a very “high status” job.

You can disparage me all you want and say how you’d rather have a lambo and an anime collection than give in to social hierarchy, and that’s a valid position, I don’t judge you for it. But I think some anons here ARE interested in climbing the ladder (whilst not appearing to do so) and ideally marrying the pale daughter of some baronet.

The retarded Britbong jerking his Architect gaylord friend's dick for cum, what you are actually trying to say is that PURPOSE is sexy.
The """"architect"""" (your random example) has more purpose in his life than the equally rich banker.
Stop trying to cling to your stupid example and see what's really going on.

How clueless can someone be when it comes to women and lifestyle design?

>tfw didn't have good enough grades in college to get into HF
>tfw didn't have good enough grades to get into IB
>tfw barely any equity analyst firms hiring in my area
It's fine r...right? I can just get an MBA after a couple years in accounting and transition.

i'd have an attractive girlfriend if she'd eat less and work out

What's a "high status job?"

You acknowledge that architect was an example of the point I was trying to make, then immediately insult me for using that example? I’m just saying someone who works primarily with numbers is never going to be appealing to talk to or work with outside of the same exact social circles of STEMfags, and if you want to make money that’s great, but if you want to be invited to South Tyrol and meet with the some fun important people you’re better off being a wealthy artist or author than a wealthy banker. Never said it was easy.

29 year old Structural/Architectural estimator and project manager here. Built the new vikings stadium, a skyscrapper in downtown minneapolis called 4marq, a few prisons, schools and parking ramps. Hopefully project managing the new light rail expasion beginning in a few months.

Did I do good biz? Will I make it?

That's an absolute fuck ton of money for a CPA at your age so I'm gonna say you're trolling.

>be frat
got a hotter gf than most of you IB types will ever be able to buy

>lists all financial jobs, and one STEM job

>everything else shit tier

Okay, NEET

whats wrong with civil?

Hurry up and impregnate me tier: trades
Pay for my baby tier: everything else

Prove me wrong

it's actually true though

All high status jobs have one thing in common: authority of opinion. When you have a job where your OPINION is valued highly, that’s step one. Most investment bankers basically operate within very rigid investment strategies passed down from the higher ups and sucking up to clients. Whereas look at the Saatchi’s, their singular word regarding a painting will alter that paintings value permanently. High status jobs are also ones that don’t deal DIRECTLY with money, but rather with some valuable aspect of society or culture that provides lots of money. Any jobs dealing directly with money (accountant, banker) are always deemed middle class, and funnily enough this is exactly why most very rich bankers push their kids into cushy jobs as art gallery owners or directing plays or some shit, honestly talk to enough “poor creative types” in London and you’ll realise a pattern where the ones who succeed are provided leg ups from their very wealthy families. Being highly placed in any of the three branches of art is guaranteed status, pussy, and party invites.

No I meant what was his one high-status job

I should also add owning a successful restaurant/bar (think Michelin stars) is a high status job. Owning a vineyard is good as well. Working in jewellery or fashion is also good (again if you’re successful).

International Art dealer from Rome, he profits based on his buy/sell margin so he buys a painting worth 1MM, sells for 1.4MM, that’s 400k profit. But factor taxes and living expenses, he’s only 25 and is on his way to a million. But the point is by selling these works of art privately he gets connections that will take a lot longer in finance. If you graduate top of your class and get into GS at age 20, your next 5 years are going to be a LOT less fun than his.

Another question I had is to ask, if I am an engineer with software skills, is it possible to move to finance at all?

>have hot gf who I have a legitmate emotional connection with
>be geology student

literally all you need to do is be lucky.

she is low-key autistic and we met on Veeky Forums, but normies would never realize it based on her very above average looks. I'm a 6'2" fat guy with a beard who studies rocks. No fancy career title needed.
> just be really fuckin lucky

>all of these office jobs with air con

rofl

real men aka tradies get all the women, officecucks get the used up stacies

>> just be really fuckin lucky
I'll get right on that...

All the low class redneck women will always choose jimbo the electrician over me?! Darn!

You're the only one who gets it. Her true attraction is for deadbeat starving artists and even the pool boy.

Alpha fucks, beta BUCK$.

Civil Engineering has the most opportunity
what are you on about

All you need is an attractive face and you get any girl you want regardless of your job.

/thread

The fuck how is big 4 the same prestige as management consultant. OP reeks of some retarded newfag freshman at midtier biz school who just attended his first BAM club meeting

Oh and fucking lift you lazy bastards, get any girl you want.

>be 'Strayan
>work in a low tier job
>pays really fucking well
>thanks Unions, but fuck you at the same time
>lift and invest outside of work

Literally life on easy mode, it's ridiculous. Any other Aussies feel the same?

:^)
just b urself bro, it worked for me

Big 4 experience is like going to Harvard in the business world.

I'm a cop, depends on the family they are usually very impressed. White and conservative.

Trade cryptos and post on a Filipino Bonsai enthusiast forum all day because I work for a small department in a very wealthy area.

low iq retards go do civil.