1 billion usd but nobody will ever love you and you'll have no friends for the rest of your life

>1 billion usd but nobody will ever love you and you'll have no friends for the rest of your life
or
>you're happy together with the love of your life. That person matches your personality and looks the most attractive to you but you're homeless in a safe 1st world country

¿por que no los dos?

>safe 1st world country

Heh nothing personal kid...

Money

Trying to build a new surname. Gonna go with the billion.

>but you're homeless in a safe 1st world country

I will pimp her out

1 bill. I'll buy friends and GF

love is overrated

>enjoying other men's cum inside of your irl waifu

Get my love.
Get to work.

Money, I don't need anyone to love me to be happy.

Easily the first one

Imagine what kind of soyboy bitch would choose 2 lmao. Ill use my money to build my waifu AI

I would rather be happy. It's not hard to get somewhere simple to live for literally nothing.

the second pick would be your waifu AI
pick the first and the AI will be impossible

whoa you cant just add rules

so is money. A friend of a friend is a billionaire stuck in the Bahamas for legal reasons. He fucking hates it. He's bored out of his skull. Humans are social creatures and seek fulfillment through meaningful relationships and work. You're on Veeky Forums to get your relationship buzz.

I didn't, your waifu AI = love of your life

rather numb the pain with the money than be a broke peasant

love numbs the pain and makes you happy

I don't choose. get fucked, I want to have both or die trying

>homeless in a safe 1st world country
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH deluded asshole, only people safe in 1st world country is rich people.

Money over bitches
I'm bored of the family/friends I have now. I'll happily fuck the baddest white models with my big black dick for the rest of my life.

Second, but
has it right. Fiction will say that it's impossible to chase money while chasing your love but reality works on other axis.

Second choice every day

Can always build from the ground up

pick 2, wageslave together for 1yr, save money, buy appartment, live comfy appartment life as we move up in the world.

our love will only grow stronger through the adversity we face, desu

The former, only difference would be me having a billion dollars.

I could just program her to pretend to love me. Not that it matters, I dont require love. My wifebot will purely be used to make me dinner and sometimes Ill rest my head on her lap

>1 billion usd but nobody will ever love you and you'll have no friends for the rest of your life
So, just one billion dollars and I already have the rest.

>You're on Veeky Forums to get your relationship buzz.
more than enough

would you rather have some inside yourself?

>You're on Veeky Forums to get your relationship buzz.

not because i can't maintain relationships in real life, but because everyone in real life is obsessed with their status and everything is a power struggle, while on Veeky Forums everyone is a self deprecating autistic faggot

The second one is impossible though.
Might was well wish for a pet dragon that is also a spaceship. With big ol tittays.

I would kill myself without my friends. Anyone who goes through this life without friends, I don’t know how you do it.

/thread

>1 billion usd but nobody will ever love you and you'll have no friends for the rest of your life
This, I don´t need your humans, I need money.

but OP, no one will ever love you either way and you already have no friends.

money

Congrats on giving up a billion dollars for "friendship" lmao you think this is an anime?

Disregard females

Acquire currency

>I don’t know how you do it.
sociopathy

Obv choice #2, I can get money trading crypto later

What would you do with a billion being forever alone? Buy cats and wine?

Didn't say I can't be rich and homeless
>Sleep in luxury tent
>Eat in 5 star restaurants

lmao fucking normies

I would live the superior Hikkamori lifestyle with my androids and talk to people on Veeky Forums where I wont see your faggot faces

easy, #1

i invest the billion into companies and algorithms designed to find you your perfect match/perfect friends with similar interests.

since magic, I'll never meet those perfect people, but I will come closer and closer every time, but I'm never satisfied. eventually creating near perfect, unbelievably accurate matching algorithms and bring the world together while making a ton more money

everyone loves me and wants to be my friend because i can make them money/brought the world together. but I never accept them, as distractions who probably only like me for my money, and only fuck the world's classiest women that I pay (but they're not whores for anyone else)

never have to worry about getting cheated on. never have to do anything I don't want to do for my friends/partner

no weaknesses in business. take over the world

I only want to be rich so that I can spend more time around my friends and family. If they are gone, there is no point. I feel genuinely sorry for anyone who doesn’t understand this.
>also, anime is for people under 14 who have never seen irl bobs and vagene

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Go outside.

Option 1. All my money goes to the 14 words and to space colonization and terraforming technology.

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Love is a lot like heroin in that regard.

Give me the money

I'd much rather be happy than fulfill some abstract primal desires,

so option 1

>Love is a lot like heroin
It's better unless you're incapable of feeling love

well I love endless escorts and cocaine sooooo

eventually I throw festivals with the world's best musicians and extravagant parties great gatsby style, anyone who's important wants to be there

get the best drugs/best fun things/experiences

literally everyone wants to be around me, but since magic I'll know for sure they're fake and always continue partying hard/throwing more events

literally live out any fantasy I want while you're begging in the street just to be able to eat some stale bread that day but at least you have your highschool sweetheart to comfort you

one day I see you on the street, offer you a 100$ to be a cuck and I fuck your girlfriend. while I'm fucking her I show her the top secret multi million dollar dating app algorithms and set her up with a list of chads that have been mathematically proven to be a better match than you + they have homes and won't pimp her out. the options linger in her mind, forever doubting your relationship.

every week I send her updates.

The money, live like that now without the money

There should be a genre for images that are passive aggressively bragging about their relationship, it would make a fine addition to my collection.

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If you got 1 billion usd you would find the love of your life pretty soon after.
Women are good at knowing quality men and true love when they see it.

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is upwards economic mobility allowed in the second option

I think they're about the same.

>temporary euphoria
>addictive
>causes irrational behavior
>crippling withdrawal

Romantic love that is. Platonic is a different feel.

Best of luck to any guys expecting a fairytale ending in 2018. Better take off those rose colored glasses.

>not being at the state where your brain does not need any love or any sort of emotional warmth.
>not being attuned to absolute solitude at the point where you can't stand even a shortest dialog.
fucking normies

Have you tried not being GAY?

stop making me sad pls

kek .underated

wow bruh youre so cool lmao fuck virgin losers right?

>still thinks life isn't an anime after Trump won

Still lots of ways to go newfriendo

The second choice. No point in having money if you're alone.

1B
>stay at 5 star hotels
>eat out breakfast and dinner at high class places
>become great pianist
>travel world
>fuck top-tier escorts/girlfriend experience
>love is a meme
>money allows you to do everything

When will you English abandon your outdated ways

>Humans are social creatures and seek fulfillment through meaningful relationships and work. You're on Veeky Forums to get your relationship buzz.

WRONG.

I'm here to exit scam out of this whole masonic cult wage cuck nightmare of a system and go live in the woods with full SELF sufficiency.

Same. You in Canada? Let's form a commune in the woods.