I guess it's time

So now that the dream is over, we better learn in advance the steps to make a Big Mac...

>bread
>sauce
>lattuce
>cheddar
>beef
>bread
>sauce
>lattuce
>beef
>bread

Is it right?

Does it have a double cheddar on the upped layer or not, don't remember.

ahhhhhh

Forgot the fucking pickles.

I have to memorize this? I'm so fucked

cheddar? are you into fart porn?

Can I give handies to the boss for more money?

Doesn't matter if you remember all that because a pack of stoners will come through your line and customize every last fucking item.

"The boss" at a place like McDonalds is usually some kid who works for 25 cents over minimum wage.

Bun, meat, cheese, microwave, pickle, ketchup, onion, tomato, lettuce, mayo, bun

Do I have to go against all morals and bite the bullet?
Bun, meat, cheese, microwave, pickle, ketchup, cyanide, tomato, lettuce, mayo, bun.

All the burgers at McDonald's are assembled upside down. For Big Macs you also do the two halves simultaneously before combining them.

Also you forgot the onions you fucking casual

I quit my job at mcdonalds to trade crypto. There is no way I will get rehired now.

They dont micowave it you mong

Worked there like a decade ago. Not that I'd want to but I could probably still make those sandwhiches pretty easily.

This. Microwavable hamburger patties are actually a product (I work in logistics so I know lots of dirty secrets) but usually they are served by shitty university canteens. The major fast food chains all use proper beef patties. The issue is that they hold them in a cooked state for up to an hour before serving them (which is why if you go during the down-time you end up with some gross dried out piece of shit excuse for a hamburger)
If you go during peak hours it's actually some pretty good shit.

so this is what it comes to

Good thread OP. Thankfully I dont have to worry about this because I'm top quartile in a competitive informatics masters and actually didn't invest more than I could afford to lose. I also bought btc and ltc in August so I'm still up like 5x. I'm looking forward to pulling in to a service station in my tesla in 5 years and ordering one of dem tasty big macs off you. You better fucking get the recipe right by then.

My first job was at McDonalds, so I'm going to share some of my favorite memories.

The McDoo's I worked at was an oldies one in the state of Iowa. It had a neon jukebox that you could play songs on for free. My morbidly obese friend John would play the song "Big John" and dance around the McDonalds like a fucking boss. He would sing to people ordering in drive up.

Enough of the heart warming, now for the best parts.

Church groups - McDonalds employees fucking hate you. The chocolate ice cream is broken because we hate you.

Blacks - Drink orange soda. Almost every fucking time.

Asians - Order big macs. Almost every fucking time.

If an Asian family came in and I was on grill, I would just start making big macs, even if they were standing there looking at the menu pretending like they didn't already know they were going to order the fucking big american mac.

I departed McDonalds after one summer of employment... John and I went fucking ham one day because the manager was being a dumb young cunt on a power trip. John launched a frozen chicken nugget the entire length of the kitchen and drilled her in the dome piece. She went completely mental after that. So I did what anyone would do. I bought one last meal at my 50% employee discount, called her an anorexic little bitch, signed out of the time clock and hopped in my Eagle Talon teenager douchemobile to go act like hot shit somewhere else.
the end.

Jokes on you I'm a subway artist

Unironically cool story

Sound a lot like me desu

>Eagle Talon
WEW. We're reaching levels of Nostalgia here that shouldn't even be possible.

>top quartile in a competitive informatics masters

Been working in IT for 25 years kid and also have a masters in economics. I have a toilet that needs cleaning or a job in retail sales for you. Choose. The toilet cleaning sounds rough but you don't have to deal with customers because believe me with the retail I can place you in you will think about suicide nightly dealing with them. If you do either for three years reliably without pestering me I will put you in charge of people cleaning toilets or in retail, You will get 10% more than them. Do that for another five years without fucking up and you will have learned how to answer the phone when it rings and how long a break is.

Your qualification? Literally not worth a fuck. I can't let you anywhere near business owners because you will piss everyone off by spouting bullshit and you can't actually do anything anyone really needs and will pay for. You think you can. News. You can't.

Now clean that fucking toilet or die on social security fuckwit.

THE ASIANS HAVE STARTED DUMPING HARD

>Eagle Talon teenager douchemobile
Yep, you were definitely a McJobber in my era, those cars were the shit

Yeah when I was a teenager the automotive scene was:
>Fox Body Mustangs
>Eagle Talons
>Oldsmobile Gutlass (and other G-bodies but the olds was the most popular)
>Muh JDM Swapped Honda Civic
>Acura Integra
>Mom's shiny new Cavalier Z24 (LD9 4 banger model)
The Cavalier would give them all a run for the money despite being the least cool

>>bread
>>sauce
>>shoe
>>buns
>>beef
>>bread
>>sauce
>>lattuce
>>beef
>>bread
>>pasta
>>hammer
>>semen

>>OH MR KRABS MY CRYPTO GAINS WAAHHHHH

Kek

You skipped the pickles you dumb fuck. Never even going to last flipping burgers.

Lol faggots. I cashed out in the first hour of the first day of the new year. I'm having fun watching you retards moan over your growing losses and panic sell. I can't wait to buy your bags at the bottom and repeat the cycle all over again :^)

By the way, I got my fucking big mac. Get fucked, stupid little faggot NEETs with your lettuce garlic bacon tomatoe monstrosity autistic sandwich burgers. Get some fucking taste.

Nice LARP faggot you are such a liar lol

>t. nobigmac
HAHAHAHAHAHAH NOBIGMACS ON SUICIDE WATCH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't even get hired at McDonald's.
I worked there back in 2013 and walked out due to a "stressful" situation. I can't handle the general population very well. Hell I can't even handle them enough to drive in traffic with them.

>lattuce
>lattuce

>lattuce
English is not my first language, close enough.

When the big mac first came out, they ran a commercial with a song telling everyone what was on it.

.... two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickle onion on a sesame seed bun...

>special sauce...literally just mayo with a bit of paprika mixed in

Shut your whore mouth.