"So user, I've heard from Stacy that you're really into crypto and trading. That's really cool...

>I'm an autist

Enjoy being beta bucks to roasties.

mad and bad, enjoy reddit

I’d just flex a ‘cep and say something like

“How’s this for a start”

But then again I’m not autistic like you and know what girls want

Offer her 200000000 turtle for rough sex on the beach

>Marvelous. Want to fuck? You'll have to pay for the room and the diner though. I can't cash out.

>"Wow user, that escalated quickly! Before we were on the beach and this morning I woke up with you. Not complaining though! It's true what they say - LINKies really do have he biggest peckers ;)"

>Stacy is a lying sack of shit Carrol. I've opened my own latin dance parlor and never looking back. No you cannot get a discount, infact don't even fucking come by not even to say hello. I am literally swimming in mezitos clunge and lmaoing at your fuck off shitty life

you heard wrong

>haha what do you mean you can't cash out there's an ATM right over there

*unzips pants* you know what to do

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Me: They're actually doing grea...wait...
Her: ??? What
Me: no way that's a real fucking flower
Her: of course it is!!!
Me: noo you don't strike me as the type of girl that would just wear a real flower in their hair

Is it really that hard user...

> Wow you like flowers too? Let me introduce you to Mike, my homosexual gardener bff

She'll just badge you later on in the night you underage b&
She wants an exact figure, or a least a reasonable thereabouts figure with an explanation before she'll spread her legs for you.

>how much can I get from this retard

Women never want exact answers to any question they want. That's only for the male logical brain.

Me: huh, gay. Sounds like a cool guy. You seem very sexually open, I like that. Many girls are ashamed of their sexuality, it's super respectable seeing you're not one of those.

I think you've seen one to many sitcoms where the main character just, on a whim, changes the subject and the dumb blonde just totally forgets what she's been talking about. Pro tip it doesn't work like that.
When I was youger I used to suit up and tell women I was an investment banker at slightly upper class bars. You need a comprehensive back story because she will grill you to find out the truth.

I've done this in real life many many times before. It's an extremely important skill to have with women especially when the topic is headed towards something unfavourable; rape, religion, politics and abortion being four examples

> female
> super respectable

>y-you too.

You're talking about completely different situations lol
On the "examples" you've mentioned the women have probably been aware of the controversy surrounding the subjects and proceeded to go along with the change in topic.
Women are stupid, no doubt, but they're not brain dead. And they play Sherlock Holmes better than you think, and will beat the truth out of you one way or another.
Believe me lmao

>eggs

Perhaps we are of vastly different ages. When I meet a new girl I completely avoid all serious subjects until we absolutely need to talk about it.

I can understand this being different if you're double my age and women want a ton more security

protip user, if you get laid it's despite your game, not thanks to it

Is this how far you'll go to stop yourself from taking action?

I used to be like this too.

The human condition hasn't changed that drastically in the last 20years lmao
I reckon you're about 15

Jesus what the fuck is wrong with you.
You're saying 40 year olds don't want more security than 20 year olds?

I will fuck her in the ass and make her pregnant.

"who are you?"
"oh hey honey, no idea who that is, let's go chill by the beach"

Virgin detected

nobody would ask this shit it's rude

Pecker implies small fag

lmao you fucking nerd

I think your unfamiliar to the life experience of the incel.

It's very probable something like this would happen. Hell, it happened almost verbatim to myself.

Told her that my investments aren't doing good and changed the topic. Didn't associate with the female unless absolutely necessary.

Brilliant.
Listen young man. The main point I was trying to make above, which exists in the real world not the sitcom world. Is that if you want the woman in OPs pic to have sex with you, you need to explain to her how much money you either have, or you create a hell of a back story.
Life isn't an episode of Friends.

Yeah but link fags have big peckers. They're big fish in a small pond. They think they're best, haven't had real competition.
Hence why they shit post all over the chonz thinking they're tough shit.

...

Enjoy stacy taking all your gains

Not necessarily, I mean there are different types of people at every age. Plenty of slutty fun loving 40 year old women that would be down to suck dick and get drunk without any concern for money or security.

But ya I get your point, I guess older women generally are more mindful of "security" just due to their life experience and the reality that they're getting older and that if they have any looks or sex appeal left, it won't last much longer.

Don't be fooled though, plenty of 20 year old women are greedy and financially savvy, they want that security as early as possible so they can spend their life fucking around freely and without financial limitations.

I'm 33 and usually just tell lies to women about my success and wealth. I'm reasonably successful but I embellish anyway, but only with women I just want to fuck and then get rid of. I wouldn't lie as much to a woman I wanted to have a long term relationship with just because the lies can end up complicating things down the road.

ahhhhh fit has the best pastas

my sides

>Well I'm not doing bad
>Laugh while flashing Rolex
>Go to my room and fuck her in the ass
>Rolex is fake
>Never call that golddigger again
>Go to my PC and post pink wojaks in /biz cause I'm losing half my stack on this shit market

f-f-fuck off r-r-roastie

Money grubbing thot be gone

what if its your own sister?

frankly i find your attempts to flatter me insulting, i am not stupid enough to believe this is about anything other then the fact that you wrongly believe me to be some kind of bitcoin millionaire. that's right, wrongly, the jokes on you because you just slept with a broke beta, i have basically no money.
>in an instant her cheerful seductive smile changes to reveal her true feelings of absolute disgust, she literally wants me to die. hatred fires out of her eyes like laser beams
which is when i jump out the window and run away
she yells "Rape!!!!" but it's too late, i'm already gone

My sister made like 230K euro gains on ETH mate

>What do?
Stop telling Stacy about your gains dumbass.

None of your fucking business

I made that mistake. Now she keeps begging for a car.

Only betas live by this rule religiously.
It really depends on the girl.
My girlfriend that I've lived with for four years know my gains, but she also knows that she has no power over me.
A couple of friends, both male and female knows it as well, and I've had no problems with it whatsoever

Same here, I tell all my gains and it's no problem at all.

>but she also knows that she has no power over me.
>A couple of friends, both male and female knows it as well

The fact that you're talking about it here means that she DOES have power over you, she can control you with her pussy.
"Don't want to share your gains with me? No pussy for you tonight, go match porn instead." - your girl

>i'd rather not talk about it.
>anyway is it cool if i stay in your shed for a few months? just enough time to get me back on my feet

>It's true what they say - LINKies really do have he biggest peckers ;)"
holy kek

Haha, if you think so.
But that's not the case; I can control her far more than she controls me.

>"No pussy for you tonight" Ok, fuck you then, I'll jerk off to these pictures of women that makes you insecure instead

The question is, who can last longer?
If she doesn't get sex, she can get it from someone else and cuck you. Can you do the same to her?

Stacy can't you see
You're just not the girl for me

The absolute state of Linkies.

It's always a battle of wills. And there's always a counter to every situation. I'd like to think my willpower is far stronger than hers, but I'm also very glad that she's both strongwilled and smart herself, or else it would've been a boring relationship. Some friends of thought we would only last for a couple of weeks because we said so much shit to each other all the time and "pretend argued".

I would however not hesitate for a second to dump her if I found out that she cheated. So if she'd risk that for some stupid reason then she's not worth it anyways.
Girls only cheat if they think they can get away with it. You have to convince her that she wouldn't

>”Woah, woah, you’ve made how much?!?!?!”
>”Stacey is gonna fream when I tell her, you’re so cool user!”
>”You’d really send me some of your money to go shopping? You’re are such a great guy!”
>”Okay user, I downloaded that “Request Network” app, I’ll put one in now.”
>”Hmm, that’s so weird user, it’s saying I need “REQ tokens”! Why????”
>”Settle down user, I don’t even know what ‘FUD’ is, just come look, it wants tokens”
>”user, how am I supposed to enter a 50 character “wallet address” without screwing up? That’s such a WEIRD thing to do! Why can’t we just use Venmo like everyone else our age?”
>”Fuck you user, I’m leaving! What good is your gay little internet money if it can’t even be spent? Your app and you are fucking WEIRD AND CREEPY!”

>Buying expensive shit to someone.

>Gf tells her friend Stacy you’re loaded ik crypto

>Nignogs hear about it from Stacy and rob you

She can sell sex for $ indirectly or jack off. You can buy sex for $ directly or jack off. This is how the world works.

>peckers
found the virgin

Good argument that I'd acknowledge and follow if I lived in a nignog infested place. Very few untermensch here

You just smile at her and look deeply into her eyes when she asks for exact figures.
Then you say
>I don't tell just anyone how much money I have
> Maybe once I get to know someone better
> Let's talk about something different

>Girl then promptly gets kicked out of my flat because I will not start playing childish games with her
She will crawl back 2 days later because I'm a financially secure partner and also a strong man which makes her ovaries scream for me in lust.
Okay, the last paragraph was larp but don't let them play games with you. They will do it again and again from then on.

This. Only a complete retard would respond any other way.