Do you ever go days without bathing? Really let the stink and dirt consume your body? Surrender yourself to the grime? Then hire a prostitute and make her suck your extra cheesy unwashed dick and see how long it takes her to puke?
Fucking roasties amirite?
I dont bathe because my natural odor is really nice
Nobody says anything
is this sarcasm
lmao
No, but it sounds like heaven.
Prostitutes won't touch if you aren't clean
Unless you're getting a $10 special from the track...
Veeky Forums really is a pajeet board
yes, hes here. y-yes hes shitposting again. give him the quick rundown.
Cut her some slack. The only reason she's out there is because she put her life savings in cryptos.
i'm a squatter in a derelict building that has no electricity or running water
>200k in crypto
I hope whichever hollywood director eventually ends up making a movie about crypto NEETs has this scene happen in the film.
I can't sleep in my clean sheets if I am sweaty and sticky. It's yucky.
Buy an ambulance and live in that. Lots of storage, built in batteries and furniture. Slap a couple solar panels on top and you have electricity. Sounds like you're fine without running water.
that's a cool idea
Squatting in shitholes is not so comfy. RV life is like having a cabin innawoods (or wherever) and you just have to pay for parking and gas.
girls love smegma, the smell puts them into breed mode
That is a very cute girl
Gonna need a sad panda on this.
>not using nhentai in current year
sauce
sauce
>stinky linkies btfo
Sauce please
Trust me, they do.