I'll pay for pussy, I don't give a fuck cause I'm rich

>be me, low income beta all through high school
>didn't get fat after high school
>manual labor + working out has given me the body but I still have the mind of a beta
>go to college
>75% women, all other men have turned to blubber
>fuck over 50 grils before junior year
>graduate with ff threesome as my reward
>get zero jobs from degree
>wind up meeting beta gril from us who I had a crush on when I was beta
>she is now alpha female, just shedding her chub
>she has never kissed a man before me
>we are getting married in December
Did it all without money, fags. I'm just here to make 1000x so me and my QT can live in a comfy house and get fat and old together

You have clearly never seen a real escort. While shit experiences can happen, DYOR and you can see a real pro. I’ve eaten out and gotten bare bjs from over a dozen escorts. Tested often and never picked up a single thing.

You get what you pay for of course, don’t expect clean and professional service from a $20 Tijuana streetwalker.

So you should, fix your life and hit the gym faggle

>haha if only i was a chad
Fuck off making excuses you gimps

>bare bj's
>BARE

Toronto yute spotted

>t. never paid for sex
Listen to this man ^ you may be able to make easy money, but you have to work for the mind and body that womyn want

tobita shinchi in osaka, japan. cheapest and best looking japanese girl you'll get. basically legal. you're welcome.

I was proud until

> get fat and old together

Now I am disappoint user

>get fat
might as well kys you chaduck

hahahahahaahah you're disgusting. it doesnt matter if you didnt get a disease, you ate out of a pussy that takes 10 old sweaty dicks a day you dirty cretin hahahahahah. the fact you admit it so proudly too... shaking my head

thanks!

This. 1k a night college girls that do Backpage legit for college are the best. The ones that require anfinner date beforehand to vet you are even better. From my experience those girls only pick 3 or 4 guys to service and are as loyal as a hooker can get. I prefer the repeat customer attention on high end college girls from Backpage. Best use of 40k and counting I can think of.

yeah man. you should go. don't worry about it. girls provide everything, including candy and tea. $85 or so for 20 minutes, and trust me, you will finish in 10. it's fucking rad.

Well, I fully intend on getting fat when I'm in my 70s if life extension medicine is a sham. Can't be Veeky Forums forever when your dick no longer works - might as well eat shit and play vidya then
>tfw gf plays Dark Souls with me

>she is alpha female
>never kissed a man before
>shedding her chub
sounds like ur holding bags

oh. i really want to. more than anything. im paranoid that within a year, all prostitutes will be shut down. I want to go now!!

i love asian girls so much. i just, feel better doing it with an asian hooker instead of white.

>EATING OUT A HOOKERS PUSSY

KEK ALERT

jesus fucking christ imagine eat out a girl who takes dick for money, putting ya mouth in her well worn hole. What a fucking cuck. Better to be a virgin than paying to be a cuck

Im not posting my girl because chastity cannot be bought and i have the only pictures of her in the world and its all for me.

Satoshi saves

ThisX1000

Paid pussy is often better than "free"
Only retards whine about others paying for pussy
also, time is money faggot
t. fucked more girls than you, both paid and non-paid

You probably have several hpv strains in your throat and on your dick. The tests usually don't cover that.

cbsnews.com/news/oral-sex-and-throat-cancer-michael-douglas-hpv-report-spotlights-epidemic/

honestly, i would be surprised if tobita shinchi is around in the next few years.

go now.

No you havent stop lying to yourself
Retards like you pay for pussy because you cant get any then you pretend you're a politican or businessman who pays for the whore to keep her mouth shut

There is a difference
You pay for pussy because you're ugly and retarded and cant get laid
You LITERALLY put a price on pussy, something that I and many other men get for free. Lmao

>eaten out a hooker,

/THREAD

Pretty much this. It was easy enough back in my day before Facebook, now it seems like it'd be hard not to get laid just walking down the street with the number of sluts around.

I'd rather spend five minutes jacking off than wasting time and money supporting a flesh sock stained with another man's cum.

yeah 2017 was my sexual peak and it's showing zero chances of slowing down

>imagine being so pathetic you make a thread about paying for pussy on fucking Veeky Forums of all places
This thread is a fucking embarrassment.

Lmao only a loser would write something like that. I have fucked over 40 "free" girls and about 10 paid. And guess what, apart from girlfriends the best sex was with escorts. If you want good sex a professional is the way to go in many cases.

Just because you are a poorfag who wastes days trying to find girls to hook up with doesnt mean everyone else is retard.
It's either your money or your time, you seem to have only one.
Pretty sure I look much better than you as well

Larp harder mate people might actually believe you lmao

i'm handsome and girls like me and those nerds are legitimately right lol dont give them false hope

no they're not
i know ugly guys who get laid like rockstars because they're funny/ripped and not autistic virgin anime watchers

Wtf are you talking about. You can fuck a gf much harder and longer than escorts.

not everyone on this site is a virgin, we suck in other aspects of life

Everyone arguing is retarded.
You pay for pussy either way. And at least the pros are honest unlike all your whore girlfriends.

Most guys don't pay for pros because they can't get a "real" girl. Guys know how easy it is to pick up some slut at a bar - or anywhere else. But they choose to formally pay because they don't want to deal with the liability of a "real" girl. The fact you haven't been able to grasp this makes me believe you're a roastie.

Girlfriend is a better fuck. Escort is a better party. Thats really all there is to it.. People who think otherwise have probably only ever had dud roots with normal chicks while forking out big bucks for the high class slappers.

This slut is constantly posted on Veeky Forums and she is just so nice to look at each and every time.

>apart from girlfriends the best sex was with escorts
Learn to read user
I was comparing escorts to casual "free" hookups. A free girl is not going to give you a rimjob, let you brutally throatfuck, then assfuck her even harder and finish on her face on the first date...

No thats what you tell yourself but you're larping

Paying for whores is fine if you're a politcian or wealthy businessman, then its understandable.

For you, its because you're ugly and can't find a chick to fuck so you have to pay

You're pathetic to the core stop with the larp already who are you fooling?

Pay me 0.01 ETH and I'll post girlfriends picks.
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Jk it's fake account

You pay for pussy with time, money, or both.

I guarantee that you're paying for your roastie girlfriend one way or another.

I'm not judging guys for having girlfriends, paying pros, or doing both. There are many who do both. But my point is that idiots like you who believe you aren't paying for sex one way or another are delusional.

date expensive college-age escorts. best of both worlds-- the other men pay and you get the real love.

nobody's monogamous anymore anyway. just date smart expensive escorts.

i love my high-class hooker gfs and can't imagine going back to boring normie women.

You're full of shit
I've been laid without so much as buying the chick a drink
Obviously its time, you're saying you don't pay with time either? How do you fuck the hooker then, fucking lightspeed?

You're a faggot, admit the truth and fix your pathetic life
You literally PAY women to fuck you, when guys like me fuck them for free

...

>Open website
>Order escort
Dont even need to leave the house

>Ignore the rest of the post
Lol pathetic cunt
Fix your life ugly
Try hit the gym and go to some autist course or something

In my experience only in West is paying for sex such a big deal, whether you are for or against it.

Pretty much all of my Asian friends are married with kids and bang hookers regularly, they see it as entertainment no more big a deal as going to see a movie or eating out at a restaurant.

Christianity has really fucked up peoples attitude to sex.

Just a coincidence that Asians are seen as the weakest men too huh?

Paying for pussy is for literal worm-tier men. Only exception is if you're a politician and/or wealthy businessman with liabilities

So you admit that you waste time picking up whores at bars and fucking them, but that apparently doesn't count because you never opened your wallet?

How autistic are you exactly? Do you understand basic economics? Do you understand that time is money?

And yes, there is absolutely a lot less time and hassle involved going to pros. Again, to each their own, but stop trying to convince yourself you aren't spending some form of currency, tangible or intangible.

Mainly only in the USA and other countries exposed to their media.

Asians basically go with the flow, human beings by nature are not monogamous, no matter how gorgeous your wife is you will always be attracted to other women, you will always by nature want to bang as many women as possible.

Don't fight human nature or you will become distorted. This is why Christian priests are banging alter boys.

I cam confirm you have to pay for sex with women. for instance, watching sports is boring as fuck. Seiously, i have no idea how anyone could watch a minute without getting bored. Yet... in ordee to make chad friends and seem cool in front of women, you have to watch gay ass sports instead of doing somethIng fun like watching anime or drawing.

Another way you pay for women is by buying nice clothes or wearing deodarant consistently.

Point is, in order to get good enough to talk to girls and get them to bes without money, itll take 10000 hours to master

prostitutes only take an hour and $50

Ignored it because it wasnt even a reply to me, but fine. Arguing about this with a poor brainlet like you is pointless because you are too stupid to understand what is said to you. It is like food:
You can cook all your own food which is probably cheaper and healthier but really annoying and time consuming. Or you can just eat out =better tasting food and saves time

>Muh hit the gym
All the time faggot
t. 10*260 bench, better looking, and fucked more free girls than you

I believe we are arguing with a roastie, I refuse to believe any man could be that retarded

I admit that you're a faggot who can't get laid without paying a chick to touch his greasy obese body and disgusting neckbeard

Hit the gym freakazoid

>Human nature is paying for whores when you can fuck them for free
Ok boss

>Hookers are better than regular women
Lmao they literally take 10-20 cocks PER DAY you filthy faggot
The average dumb cunt maybe does 1 or 2 a month if that

You're just an ugly faggot like most men who buy hookers. Stop pretending its for any other reason or that you do it for them to leave.
"I pay for her to leave bro, ha its totally not because im ugly and retarded no not at all"

Fuck off, you're a fool

Nah, I'm just not an ugly faggot who pays women to fuck him
Fix your life maggot

anons, this is the most pathetic hooker thread in the history of Veeky Forums. /b/ is vile but at least /b/ knows how to make a good hooker thread.
This is how a hooker thread is supposed to go:
>user tells bawdy, graphic tale of his experiences with an escort
>another user one-ups him with tales from a German FKK
>things get emo as another user describes his awkward and disappointing adolescent trip to a shady massage parlor
>others offer encouragement, enjoying the exotic and occasionally titilating tales *regardless of whether or not they are morally opposed to prostitution*

What we have here are people arguing *anonymously* over who gets more girls, which is the most pathetic thing imaginable.
Do this thread right or call it a night.

Agreed. But these manlets can't be saved.

Biggest regret of my life. Saw 7+ escorts in 2017, my first time. I have no idea if I have herpes, but I gotten my blood tested multiple and I'm ok.

> paying for pussy
> not paying for boypussy

You guys will never make it

Of course if you have money, why wouldn't pay for it?
I personally value my time and attention over money.

I'd rather pay, get what I want, leave and get on with things which interest me instead of wasting my time and attention on girls who I only want to bang.

You are either paying with money or with time / attention, there is no 'free'.

looks are payed for. You can improve facial structure, raise height by inches, and get hair transplant all for a 100k. But, actually learning to talk to girls takes 1000 houra of practice.

Real girls takes up more time than prostitutes.

You regretted it all seven times, each time, or only in retrospect?

I think you are right. It has got to be a roastie, I've discussed this topic dozens of times with men and not once have they ever appeared so triggered and incapable of reason.

Back to ledit, roastie. Pic related.

>Learning how to talk to girls takes 1000 hours of practice
Only if you're legitimately autistic

Whatever you say bro
Why not just admit the truth? you cant get laid so you buy hookers
Pathetic as fuck

>I eat out filthy escort vag and pay for it, how can you even compete?
so jelly

lol 10-20 a day? god this board is full of ignorance. maybe a sex slave in some foreign brothel does 10 on her busiest day.

really good escorts don't need to do more than 2-4 "dates" a month and those are with their regulars.

one of the girls i date works in a super fancy "massage parlor" and she does 2 shifts a week, and maybe jerks off 1-3 dudes per shift at $200 each.

stick to bench presses cuz you dont know shit about sex work.

>you do it for them to leave.
I dont pay them to leave. I pay them because they fuck better and it saves time you fucking idiot.

I think you are just a mad roastie who has giving it up for free all these years because too stupid to be an escort

I buy hookers because I'm asocial. I prefer not to spend any time courting women—expending emotional energy that I don't have in the first place.

okay. Give me one example of a cobversation you had with a girl that got her into bed.

if its basic, that probably just means you are tall. And i can raise my height by 5 inch for 75 k

Ugly faggot can't get laid so he buys hookers and pretends its some madmen-esque "I'm a businessman bro Im all about time dude i cant waste it on girls" .... while posting on Veeky Forums for hours a day

Admit you're a pathetic beta and fuck off

Retrospect now, and a few times after I saw one, but it was because I had the cash. Lord, I confess of my sins.

Do you think super-rich, famous celebs and athletes don't pay for sex?

>S-she said she o-only sees me b-bro
LMAO

Nah, I'm just not a pathetic faggot and I don't agree with putting a price on pussy when I can fuck it for free

Wtf autistic shit is this? You really think im gonna type out a conversation or even remember it properly? Are you fucking braindead? Lmao jesus christ pathetic as fuck

They pay for sex because if they fuck a random they'll go to the press you fucking dork

>tfw fall for the gym meme
>work out religiously in hopes of vagine
>still too ugly and autistic to get laid
Well, at least lifting weights helps with my depression. And I guess I was just going to waste my time somehow anyway.

no one is ugly as long as they are rich. you inder estimate how advance plastic surgery is now of days.

and besides. looks are 60% about what expensive clothing you buy

Says the triggered roastie who hasn't made a single argument based off anything aside from the same ad homs.

Please go away, nigger. Come back when you are less triggered.

t. butthurt emotional used up roastie, with no husband, no children, and no money to show for all these years of giving it up for free kek

What is it you regret, exactly?

indeed. it probably took you years to master how to conversate with women whether you lIke it or not.

>no one is ugly if they're rich
>looks are 60% clothing
Delusional

Nah, im no cunt like I said, I just dont agree with paying women to fuck me
how pathetic does your life have to be if you think someone disagreeing with prostitution means they're a chick?

Lol seek help and fix your life

No, it was natural because im not a neckbeard ugly autist

Yeah exactly so for convenience and to avoid trouble.

I have money and can't be bothered wasting time and getting in potential trouble with a 'free' girl so I use hookers.

This has nothing to do with not being able to get girls for 'free'.

>made me salivate more than the women posted on Veeky Forums
am i fat?

i date sex workers, son. you really think i'm insecure?

i'm not even arguing about whether paying for pussy is cool. i don't pay for it, but i also dgaf what other people do.

all i'm saying is you very clearly have no idea what you're talking about. you're embarrasing yourself.

I travel alot and as a Australian its pretty easy to pick up sluts, but fucking a escort is just so much better. They go hard im telling ya now.

No need to be ashamed OP. Regular women are good but 90% of them will not suck your cock for 30mins +

SeeFix your life you ugly faggot

You pay women to fuck you, and I fuck them for free

How does that make you feel?

>I have money and can't be bothered wasting time and getting in potential trouble with a 'free' girl so I use hookers.
You know yourself that you're lying
Its hilarious
You do whatever you want, but don't deceive yourself
That shit only flies around other autistic retards in the same boat

What the fuck is going on in this thread. Yall niggas so triggered.

some of y'all really need to get laid. this angry moralbro most of all

>putting a price on pussy when I can fuck it for free
>why eat at a 5 star restaurant when you can dive the trash for free remains
>why buy a nice car when you can walk for free
>why buy a house when you can live on the street for free

then stop being so pathetic and attacking other men because they enjoy it. Fine you disagree, but stop with the insults then or the muh gym

>he doesnt think you can buy looks
explain (pic) or elon musk. they got plastic surgery.

you only say its batural is because you spent your whole life being a normie. and the only way to be a normies is to listen to shitty pop music, watch shitty movies, talk to shitty people, and watch shitty sporta for houra a day. Do you thibk someone who sleeps in bed all day, can just wake up and be a normie without any pop culture knowledge?