My parents are threatening to remove me from their will and give it all to my roastie sister

>muh free stuff
I don't blame them you sound like a massive faggot and an embarrassment of a son. kys

Threaten to kill yourself

if your parents are really worth however many million, you can afford to buy a decent job

Just tell them you'll kill yourself if you're not left with enough to survive after they're gone. They brought you in to this world, you're their responsibility, just because they don't like the way you turned out shouldn't change a thing.

Seriously tho, giving women inheritance is the biggest meme. If the typical woman wants financial stability she need only open her legs to the right man. Sons need inheritance because financial stability is an attractive trait for men to have if they want to have a wife and children. If parents want their sons to have children you're better off buying your son a new car or house and not your daughter who will be able to get lifts and a home easily. It gives him a better position to attract females.

TL;DR
If you want your sons to give you grandchildren support him financially. If you want you daughter to marry well tell her she won't get anything.

>3rd marriage

yikes

kek

>stable job, social life or get married by 25 and they don’t want to enable my childish video game/anime lifestyle

that's legit.
stop acting like a damn teenager.

Buy a gun

This. Fantasize about the 5.2m and what you're going to do with it but know that to get that 5.2m you only need to have a job and a somewhat normal life for like 10-20 years.

They have a point OP, sounds like your stripper roastie sister is more successful than you are.

They are right, and you need to grow the fuck up. You don't deserve anything, especially not with the fucking shitbag attitude you have.

I hope they follow through.

They are correct and are trying to help you. This assumes that you are a NEET leech with no prospects.

It's their nr 1 duty to make you sustainably self sufficient. This is their last chance of doing so.

Your sister at least tries to live in the real life, even if not very aptly.

Your parents sound pretty based

what a genius.

I told my parents that I don't want any inheritance from them. Inheritance is unearned money. Basically lottery winning without the hassle of purchasing a ticket.

What the fuck is "anime lifestyle" ?
Do you even get laid my nig?

Wrong. It is deserved by right of birth. Intergenerational advancement in wealth, knowledge, and social status is fundamental to an orderly society.

Your parents earned the money you doofus

And many people actually work for their inheritance. I've been working in the family business for 10 years now, since I was 16. Why should I not inherit it one day? How is it not earned?

This x1000. OP you need to shape up. This is probably more money than you stand to get from your fake Internet currency.
Not that that should be your motivation anyway. Go get a job, have a life, and love your parents. Having a career and a skill and taking pride in what you do will give you purpose and make you happier in the long run. Your parents know this

>im responsible with money
show them ur bleeding blockfolio

they are just trying to bait you into wageslaving, don't fall for it

>right of birth
Unearned income is fundamental to a degenerate , dying, pajeet-like stratified society.

1) Get a stable job, social life and get married with kids. Don't commit to any of these, e.g. a marriage contract that states explicitly you won't pay a dime in case of a divorce. Or don't get married at all, just make kids, I doubt parents will care.
2) Get your inheritance.
3) Abandon your job, your social life and your wife/kids.
4) ???
5) Profit! You're now paying aliments at most (which isn't too bad, since they're your genetic kids (I hope :-))).

You sound like some kind of liberalist individualist queer.

Where do you live? Don't you have a forced heirship? In my country you would be entitled to at least $1.3 million of that amount

unironically, if you dont agree with his stance, youre the faggot

Asians have the best pussy and boobs goddamn. Can't wait to finally move to china and bleach the fuck out of some bitch and get her prego with my white seed. HNNNNNG

>give it to the weird kid giving him no reason to go out and get a life rubber stamping your predictions of him dying a sad lonely virgin
or
>give it to your successful daughter who will have children and carry on the family line, enabling several generations who can afford great college degrees and homes.

yeah nah you don't deserve a penny.

t. atomized, demoralized, rootless individual adrift in a formless postmodern sea cut off from his ancestors, god, and meaning

This is what your parents are trying to prevent by not giving you inheritance.

Make sure they die before they do that.

Easy.

Yeah, OP's parents are right. He needs to become a man first. Maybe get a wife and make some babies.

Yep, this is the actual correct answer

Come on. There are good-looking Asians with actual curves.
This one is a plank with fake tits.

Kill them before they do it.

They are going to be real upset if they find out you're larping on Veeky Forums too

Just cash out and move out...

Done

Inheritances are wrong. Don't even bother.
Make your money yourself

>men marrying before 25

Are your parents deeply religious? Only women should get married that young.

Here's a tip - get a job fuck knuckle!!!

>a disappointment on the Veeky Forums businessman larp board

surprise

Why would you need 5.2M from them if you can get it yourself by trading crypto?

get a fucking job and hope for half, make a big show over a year about working hard and changing and then slowly taper contact

>Your birth and parents is a lottery

I want to go back in time and punch whatever faggot first thought this was not only clever but correct in any way, shape or form. There isn't a cosmic lottery putting your consciousness inside babies, women are not impregnated at random by a random man. Viewing your own existence as pure chance you belittle your parents lives and your ancestors very survival. Wealth isn't a lottery, people work for it, sure some people get lucky but most work for it. Basing your existence on luck is the premise of a lazy sack of shit.

>"Oh we're poor/rich because we're unlucky/lucky not to be born rich/poor!"
>"They're just the lucky/unlucky few born in to luxury/poverty!"
>"Never work hard for your children and grand-children, its all based on luck"
>"I'll not work hard and build upon the wealth left for me, it was attained through luck!"

Working hard so that your children can have an advantage is a basic premise of human success. There is no point is making money if you're not going to use it to ensure the success of your children.

It makes you a leech and not someone worth a million

>your birth and parents is not a lottery

yeah, tell that to dem niggers in africa

Hey OP, i'll marry you for a 20% cut in the money. deal?

user. You can't get them get away with this. Poison their food and rape your sister, after that burn the house.

>Working hard so that your children can have an advantage is a basic premise of human success
Is an admission that you failed as a parent and/or that your children are not fit enough to sustain themselves as adults. It's proof that even if your parents were great specimens, their children prove that it was despite their genetic makeup, which will be harder and harder to sustain through generations. It will funnel into it's inevitable demise as artificial prop-ups will in run-out and the people who are truly fit to live will thrive.

>I want to go back in time and punch
Such grandiose sense of self despite being an anime watching faggot. With physically violent tendencies to boot.

Your parents are heroes.

>op neet
>retarded parents
>not successful sister

Go.
To.
Psychiatrist.
Bad genetics, I'm near sure you're fucking depressed near all the time.

Don't think a tranny like you will cut it.

Wrong. It sounds like your only valuation is honor and searching approval life-long from your parents with a very vain mindset.
"Gotta maintain my family names honor". Get over yourself, you are yourself even if you share DNA with your family.

kys natalist scum

>There is no point is making money if you're not going to use it to ensure the success of your children.
what about using it to enjoy my short existence you fucking mong?

Good, your parents will live until 100 and now you have 0 duty to take care of her.

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Sounds like your parents have common sense, why would they give you that money if they know you're just gonna blow it on dumb shit?

As much as it sucks, what sucks worse is losing your fortune to your shitty parasite of a son. If you can prove to them that you'll do something with that money (read: make more money with it, and not just blow it) then I'm sure they'll be willing to give you your share.

Just come up with a genuinely viable explanation for how you'll handle the money, propose it to them, and see what they say.

Then stick to it. There's a big difference between rich people and poor people with a lot of money.

How old are your parents? If theyre in their 40's then dont bother cause it will probably take 40 more years for them to die and by the time you get the 5.2 mill:
a) youve wasted your life wage slaving.
b) you have a bitch wife that you only married to get the money, which she will end up taking from you anyway.
c) the dollar will have already hyperinflated and will be worthless. This will happen in the next few years, maybe this year.

Just live your life user. Get rich off of crypto with the rest of us. We are ALL going to make it lad.

obviously you need to provide them a male heir. I mean come on dude if you don't want the money just tell them

Where i live it is againt the law to make such a will. You can not favor only one child with everything if there is other to inherit. OP take the law book and study how things really work.

>it's important to get married before 25
Fucking burgers
t. parents married at 28 and still stable after 25 years

Lol what kind of dystopian shithole tells you who you can and can't give your money to?

What if one of my kids is a heroin addict and the other one is a great son with actual potential? I'd have to give half to the junkie kid?

>put work into fucking up well intentioned parents instead of actually making something with your life.

Revolutions were almost always made to get rid of parasites like OP.

>wanting your parents to care about you if you see them as nothing more than money bags.

Well then you can start giving shit to the girl while you're still alive so that she becomes very rich by the time you die and put it in your will that you're giving everything that's left to a charity
If you want to, you will always be able to fuck the brat up

this.
someone shop Homer's do it for her posterboard with photos of cash and two caskets
that's your motivation m8

If you're in the UK look up the Inheritance (Provision for Family and Dependants) Act 1975.

Go to some easy as fuck college to get an easy degree. Being a student is like a half-way point between NEET and wageslave. If you're finding it difficult tell your parents that you're having issues, and you're thinking of dropping out. They'll try to coax you out of it; use this as leverage to go down to 2-3 classes for a semester or two. Go to some club on campus, you don't have to enjoy it, but you can pretend you have a social life. After you graduate, don't get a job. Be unemployed, but keep up an act of looking for work. Apply for jobs related to your degree, and within your qualifications, but make sure those are jobs that a lot of people apply for, so you won't get it. Leave out some papers occasionally just so your parents "stumble upon them." After about two years of unemployment get some shitty job, like a bag-boy. Make it very obvious that you hate it. After a few months approach your parents and ask to go back to school, but this time to learn a trade. Pharmacy tech, mechanic, that sort of thing. Time it so that you get accepted before summer, and then resign from your terrible job. That way you'll be able to NEET it up over the summer while waiting for the fall semester. Once you get this certification, though, you're going to have to start working. You've gotten many extra years of avoiding normie life, but now you have to wait for your parents to die until you can quit. If you're still insecure about getting an inheritance, spread a rumor that your sister is on drugs. You won't be hurting your sister, in fact your family will be much nicer to her. But if they're going to cut off a child for being "bad with money" then a drug addict is much worse than a loser.

>Inheritance (Provision for Family and Dependants) Act 1975
>mfw
what the fuck? does the U.S. have some fucked up shit like this?
>the state can decide what to do with your money, even after explicitly detailing your plans
that's some jew bullshit

Have you actually read the post user?

Fuck off cuck
Go work and be happy about it
I'll work and get inheritance because i see it as gains. In this life... you need to make gains
Food stamps?
Sure, it's gains
I'll shop and buy useless shit at the grocery store with MY tax dollars that are reduced from my pay checks

School? Sure, give me financial aid
I want to be paid to study, not slave away in the books for no reason.

You cannot prove me wrong because you are a fucking cuck.

yes and it's fucked

>sitting around whining about not getting 5 MILLION dollars if you stay a lazy neet
>instead of getting your shit together

even if you do an epic fail youre still proving to them you can handle that money. wow you are stupid. for someone who posts on an investing board you dont know fuck all about what kind of amazing investment your situation could be

Your parents are right. I wish my parents were pragmatic like that

My communist brother lives with then, never worked in his life and it's 30 yo. They will probably raise their grandson, in case he is stupid enough to get his girlfriend pregnant.
I would never allow that kind of shit, and I wish in my life he never ask me for money, with few exceptions.

Man up op

>If you're in the UK
No you have not

>>If you're in the UK
>does the U.S. have some fucked up shit like this?
I read it and questioned the possibility of a similar law in the u.s.
have you actually read my post user?

That is beside the point, you provide enough to support your kid even if they aren't as great as you are. You do this to ensure your genetic legacy. If anything your child not being as driven for success as you is a better reason to ensure you work to provide them with every opportunity.

I was making a point, the premise of your existence being based on luck is bullshit and I hate it.

Having children and helping them succeed is enjoyable. Parents deciding to not leave their children anything dooms the majority of children to live the same shitty economic status as their parents. Most children grow up and live their entire lives in the same economic status as their parents. It is about making not just yourself but your children and their children having happy and fulfilling lives.

Looks like I misinterpreted your post
I'm sorry user

Using the money as a leverage to force your kids to man the fuck up is a really good thing to do genetically
the other choice is make another kid and make sure not to fuck up like you did with that one

kys nihilist

If your sister had an accident they would value their only remaining offspring more

Sounds like your parents are making a sound financial decision. I wouldn't invest in a virgin socially inept neet who won't give me grandchildren either. At least the roastie will pop a few out.

get into therapy, OP. It helps with getting a more purposeful life.

Why do you feel entitled to decide what your parents should do with their money by using some impromptu patched-up up ideology?

>if my parents won't support my bing bing wahoo machines, children of man will suffer eternal damnation

inheritance is the single most important thing that calcifies societies, making deserved upwards mobility harder and harder.

>is bullshit and I hate it.
Temper tantrum? You can't be serious.

kill them before they remove you from the will

See what you can do to apeal them, considering the amount of money whatever would deffinately seem worth it. Also there's nothing more painful to look at than a fully grown infant so it might be time to grow up bucko

This
Go to jail so that the world has fewer insufferable cunts to deal with

kill them before they write it, then you'll get the money

>inheritance is the single most important thing that calcifies societies, making deserved upwards mobility harder and harder.

calm down Trotsky

So just buckle up and get a good job and a wife. Have a grandkid then go on about how you will have more. Hold this life for a couple decades till your parents die then roll in the dough. Even if you have a horrible wife you can still divorce them and sit on 2.6 million.

>strawman, the post