THE DIP IS OVER; I REPEAT - THE DIP IS OVER!

Now zoom out.... AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Went up by like $300 in 3 minutes.

Newbie here.
Do I buy now?

> sees one green 5 min candle
> he thinks its over

Wew lad

DEAD CAT BOUNCE
DEAD CAT BOUNCE
SELL! SELL! SELL!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Zoomed out, we haven't reached an exponential graph yet!!!

$9k back!!!!

God yes. The last dip before it moons.

DEAD CAT BOUNCE LUL

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Sold it all at $8400

sweet you got a b, they gave me a c- the goddamn jews

Wait until gooks wake up. The panic sell will be tremendous

wow this is like being on drugs. Euphoria when it just went UP to 9K

AAAH IM OUT
MY SELL ORDER WENT THROUGH
I only lost $1000
Never again

>tfw buy order at 8750 doesnt get filled because the low was 99c above

When gooks wake up, they clean after burgers mess!

Enjoy going back to Taco Bell for work, retard!

check again honey

I just bought 50 LTC at $126. This is either the best or worst decision of my life.

Where the fuck do you get this nice looking charts from? They are so beautiful, it almost makes me cry.

I SOLD AT 930 ETH

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL COMING DOWN

IT'S GOING DOWN AGAIN
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
I GOT OUT AT 9000
FUCK YOU Veeky Forums

We will worry when bitcoin matches trumps. Google trend 100 peak. We didn't even break 35 in Dec. By my math well reach & 270k by the time we reach trumps Google traffic

Unironically market sold 1BTC 5 minutes ago on GDAX. So weak.

The meme lines were correct all along?! bounced of the 8.4k?

They will buy the dip bro

GODDAMMIT I MISSED THE DIP I MISSED THE DIP MOMMY

>he thinks fear has even started yet

I amoast bought in when the bounce started but pussied out
damn that would be easy profit

JUST WENT ALL IN WITH 5 BTC ON BITMEX WITH 30X LEVERAGE LETS FUCKING GO

>weak hands get out

It's working

I came here just to laugh at you.
BAHAhahahah

It is Jesus giving you 2nd opportunity to buy the DIP, DON'T MISS IT FAGGOT! We're going back to 9k again!

Enjoy sub 5000 within two days

Are you new to this? Asia does not buy dips. They FOMO and panic sell. All memes aside about weakhanded yuros and amurricans, you should be more worried about Asia.

Wait for the next probable dip on the 6th, after the senate hearing to discuss Crypto regulation...

coindesk.com/sec-cftc-chiefs-set-senate-crypto-hearing-next-week/

Thank god it's over

fucking retard

would still have like 3.5 - 4x of my investment then

WHY IS BITFINEX NOT LETTING ME BUY THE DIP, THE LOW WAS 8941, LOW ON GDAX 8400 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>implying
It'll hit 6k before it finally starts improving again

This. What's happening now is peanuts. Our glorious journey to the very bottom of the unknown is just beginning.

>after the hearing
more like a crash leading up to the hearing

because retards still worried about tether

>most people who bought, bought at 6k
>thinks we're in fear stage
BRAINLET

Whenever someone posts this graph, they are always wrong about where we are.

>30 day sma crossed the 15 day sma
guaranteed bull run right now

Kek, poor deluded pajeet.

Ummm, how about NO, SWEETY?

It's going to be broadcasted live.

When they start talking about regulations, audits, and IDs, I expect it to tank.

Sold my ETH for it, let's see how it plays out.

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probably in €

fucking hilarious when some of these turbo tards try to read charts.

oo oooo oooo some green candles on the 1 min chart

WE ARE MOONING GUYS GET THE FUCK IN HERE

WERE UP 0.025%

BUY BUY BUY BUY

get on my level, pleb. And I shorted the hell out of cryptos for quite a while.

It's not over, guys, just look at the charts

this is gonna be dragged out for months

>most people who bought, bought at 6k
sauce

>you know realise all the scam ponzis that were made around bitcoin are bursting now
>its friday tommorow
ahahahahahahahahaahahah

it was pretty good chance to make easy 5% gains actually if you bought when the bounce started and sold now when it's over

Just did my TA techical analysis; I think we're mooning from now on. Comment

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IIT People using internet IQ tests and actually thinking they mean something, missing the irony.

are you a literal brainlet or something? it takes more coins to get from 5k to 6k than it takes to go from 6k to 10k.

>if you bought when the bounce started
>IF

aaaaand its dumping again. back down to 8800 now

You are correct but its far from a 'recovery'

>it takes more coins to get from 5k to 6k than it takes to go from 6k to 10k

The latter is almost a 100% gain you fucking idiot.

Someone always says this. And they’re always wrong.

See you tomorrow at 11000

>1/5 is more than 2/3

>The latter is almost a 100% gain you fucking idiot
>real investement starts at 6k
>we're in fear stage
ARE YOU RETARDED?

pham...

>fiat value and amount of coins are the same
how does it feel to have no brain?

we are right around fear friend

kek you retard, most people bought above 10k
at 6k you are borderline early adopter tier

LOOKS LIKE DIP'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!

Guys, you can go back to sleep, everything's ok! :)

Damn i bought exactly the dip

it's the albuquerque theme on cryptowat.ch

I bought at $3k

Im half smiling but I also increased my position at $12k so im half salty aswell.

liquidation soon

buying constantly since late '16. Bought above 10k as well, but the vast majority between 3-5k.

still comfy

Fuck off, TA is wrong 80% of the time

It will bounce off that wall, we will survive maybe a little longer

Then it'll break that wall and we go down to 5ish k
Just a matter of time

HEY HEY HEEEEYYYYY

Ez $9.1k. How much BTC you bought during the dip?

Most retards in here are panicking, so you know they've already sold. We're almost done.

While I agree TA is mostly bs, so is any prediction you're making dumb dumb.

xd

>always wrong
You mean always right. So far every time BTC was "mooning" since december it turned out to be nothing but a dead cat bounce.

Jesus Christ you're retarded

just you wait until 6k then you will see what fear really looks like