Why haven't you cashed out yet, user?

Why haven't you cashed out yet, user?

Why does he have plastic on his lamp shade

It's all part of the plan.

to return it after the photoshoot

What the heck is up with john McAfee?

So his preteen's thai boipucci sex slave wont leave evidence of the brutal anal fatality with blood spots

Did you notice the Wendy’s cup too?

What do you mean? Seems normal to me.

Lol this asshole has a gun in every photo

this guy is either a glorious troll or hes a fucking psycho

He eats the shit out of a middle aged black prostitute's ass on a daily basis, and you wonder why he has a plastic lampshade?

Based

Both

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>doesn't know lightbulbs are wireless eavesdropping devices

Plastic wrap shields the signal - that's why his pump signals work, the Bogdanoffs can't intercept them beforehand to act quick enough

>craclers, special cheeses, folded ham, black olives

you make the sandwitch in your mouth

then you spice it up with a lil bit of shit

COMFY

Unironicaly thanks for explanation
makes sense

bc the tax man will ass fuck me of course :D

To protect it from liquids.

Question is, why does it need to be protected from liquids?

Give its placement next to the bed, and given McAfee's insane sex life, only possible reason seems to be to protect it from liquids produced during a lot of wild sex.

Then the question is, what kind of sex is happening on McAfee's bed?

The market cap of ALL crypto is 450b. The market cap of just Microsoft is 727b. Why would I cash out when Ethereum alone will surpass Microsoft?

lots of scat is involved

This is unironically my life except with way better food and no shitty tats. Feels good man.