Decided to try my hand at stock trading while waiting for crypto markets to recover

>Decided to try my hand at stock trading while waiting for crypto markets to recover
>Go to sign up for stock exchanges
>You have to provide your ID, SSN, occupation, bank accounts, passport, urine sample, birth certificate, DNA samples, and run a marathon just because to sign up
What the fuck is this shit? Is THIS how boomers have been investing their entire lives? Jesus fuck how does anybody make money with this?

what the hell are you talking about. took me 5 minutes to set up and deposit money in my tda account.

Which exchanges let you sign up without IDs and shit? I just wanna day-trade.

Thanks Elon.

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You need $25k usd in your account minimum to day trade in the US.

This is for big boys, go back to your shit coins.

Or just not have a margin account

I made a couple hundred thousand dollars in crypto over the past 2 years but what the hell? Are there any exchanges which will let me do all this shit with just an email? Like Binance for Boomers or something? seriously where do you all do this without all this unnecessary stuff?

Day trading in the stock market is capital intensive, not really worth it for OPs $500.

Youre literally buying portions of companies retard. Its not useless shitcoins. Obviously youd need to put all your info in

U already have to be a millionaire to win at the stock market

Almost there, but I didn't want to go all in on it or anything.
Ok this is shit then. I don't want seedy exchanges knowing all my info. Maybe Forex will be better.

How is the stock exchange seedy you brainlet?

try forex

>Exchange/Government can just take all my money at literally any time for any "reason" at all and nobody will give a fuck

Dude if TD ameritrade takes your money you can sue them for millions.

>for any reason

you mean for breaking the law?

like the tax evasion you just admitted to?

See >You didn't pay your taxes goy
>That money isn't really yours now
Is there no way to anonymously trade stocks, without crypto?

Robinhood you dumb bitch

>goy
oh okay youre just a stupid /pol/fag

hope the IRS finds you and rakes you over the coals while you cry about jews

I gotchu man.

$VNM , $LOW, $MSFT, $WWE, $WYNN

>Lowes
seriously why though?

Get an IB account and trade index futures
The market will kill you but you can do it for a few grand

Sold ferrari stocks to put into crypto.

>unironically leddit-splaining
You have to go back. Biz is a board of tolerance.

Actually made 2 in 1 year

x2

>Youre literally buying portions of companies retard.
are you retarded you're buying CFD's you don't own any portion of any company

>fucking nigglet thought he was buying actual stocks

fucking stock cucks, they can keep their fiat trading shit, call me when companies let me buy shares with crypto