User... dont kill yourself... you are going to make it

With that attitude, no wonder why.
Soft and warm

>not a straight white male
why even live bro?

last time I touched a jellyfish, it stung me and it hurt a lot

guess i'm not missing anything by being a khv

Anyone else find that bigger sized titties (not fake) are a bit harder?
But find smaller and decently sized tits softer?

>tfw no shitcoin called sand to hold

Big sized tities that are not fake are disgusting IRL.

thick is less then obese yet in a healthy way. Unless you're a nigger, then thick means 60% body fat.

The only thing I feel when I look at that picture is how that bitch is probably cheating on him. She has that psycho look on her face. Never ever trust white women

>That are not fake
Fake tits are shit as a rule.

>be me
>24
>virgin
>finally have a chance to have foreplay/finger a cute girl
>tfw she had absolutely no tits

what a fucking waste

Wait for me

Like boobs. Sort of like your calf muscle if you lift it up and relax your leg.

Lol absolutely not true

too late, i'm bleeding out as i type this, thanks Veeky Forums

>Fake tits are shit as a rule.
They look fucking great, try visting thailand where all hot hookers have fake tits. Once you go fake tits, you never go back.

I think I'm beginning to understand why you're a virgin

Maybe stop hooking up with kindergartners? Just a thought...

i don't have much choice user, i'd need to leave house to meet other women

Haven't been with a girl with fake tits as of yet.

Do they feel like real tits? fake tits do look nice but have a weird thing that they might feel fucking hard af.

Nobody will ever love us even if we make it faggots

>Do they feel like real tits?
No completely different. They arent as soft. Although, I didnt try squeezing them as hard as real tits because they might get pissed since surgery is a bit expensive. I did lick them a lot though.

Yeah it sucks. But it's ok I guess. Rez girls are still pretty nice and traditional in a sense. Just really wish white girls would date outside their raceREEEEEEE

I'll always love you user :3

>imagine myself and my gf in this scenario
>gf says "you're pathetic user" in my head
>tfw I know this is how it would go down if she knew the absolute state of my portfolio

I'll love you.

I've touched my share of boobs and never realised how apt the comparison is until now. Doing God's work user, now Veeky Forumsgins can massage their calves all day long while watching BTC tank to 2k

Pizza dough but warm and less yeasty

coinmarketcap.com/currencies/sand-coin/

Shut up fag.

Warm water balloons that aren't filled to bursting.

>caring about tits more than the vagene attached
Stay a virgin forever friendo

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Don't do this to me OP

every time I look at a girl now I just think what they would look like if they were a guy and how their features are similar to a guy and it turns me off of them. not sure how to fix this

>I've touched my share of boobs

They don't. They're kind of like a muscle that's flexed, like your girl got bigger pecs than you.
Best to avoid grils with fake tits user, even small tits are better than silicone

They feel like bliss when in your hands and heaven wrapped around your dick

You are my best friend user and I love you

Depends on the time of the month (seriously).

Right after their period it's really loose and doesn't put up much resistance at all. As their period comes closer it becomes firmer. Usually they become pretty stiff, swell up and (alas) become sensitive right before the blood moon starts. It's a shame as well because this is also when they have the worst case of PMS, and you can't manhandle the absolutely gorgeous tits because they are so sensitive. Titfucking is absolutely out of the question even though it would be awesome.

You are obviously all soy boys. My calves are too solid from lifting at the gym. They nearest they come to feeling like boobs would be like feeling old thots like Pamela Anderson plastic mother fuckers.

another life, maybe

>and it turns me off of them
yeah, sure :)

Fuck me. It wasn’t supposed to be like this.

exactly the same kek. the girls who I can't picture as guys are the only ones I can be attracted to.

This. Fuck, are you guys not doing any sports? My calves are stiff as fuck even when relaxed.

uh, this is sort of awkward sis

Of course not, most people here are fat weebs.
I go to the gym 5 times a week and you know what the funniest thing about that is? I get accused of larp. It is unbelievable to some people which is amazing to me.

kek. I hit the gym about 3-4 times a week at least.
>tfw lmao 1pl8 OHP
All this money doesn't mean shit if you can't take your shirt off comfortably

Comfy af HODLing.

Breakfast of an average "HODL"er

nigga you eating straight bread?

So what?

jesus christ man

Out of a fucking pan!?
How poor are you?

>eating any carbohydrates not from green vegetables
>eating nothing but carbohydrates not from green vegetables

no... i lost... everything... just... fucking release me

Don't bully the man. Just let him eat this toast in peace.

she looks like a man to me tbqh, look at her face

I used to run cross country and track and the comparison still applied then. I don’t think you know how to relax your muscle.

This is your lunch on HODL, bread in a pan.

honestly my (white, blonde) friend is dating an Indian guy it's far from impossible. She's not the sorority type though she's more like the ~artsy~, don't let your dreams be dreams pajeet

he's a feather indian not a dot indian

thanks i just bought a bit of this

>greasy trading station keyboard
Not gonna make it...

Depends who's boobs.
They all feel different.

From bags of sands to jelly fish to sacky balls to calamari to playdoh to a sandwich bag filled with some water , a marshmallow , a pillow, jello , fimo. Nothing feels like human skin tho so bottom line is they feel like boobs.

Are you proud of a 1pl8 ohp? That's pretty easy to achieve desu

Tfw 1.5 for reps

Tfw 10 pounds heavier than I thought I'd be by now, dirty bulk feels

Well it's what I'm repping with, and yeah I'm proud because I could barely lift 30kg when I started.

Sucks for you because white girls will date anyone

I'm not white and I've only been with white girls. I don't even like them desu, they're nearly always bitchy, slutty and annoying.

pretty sure he's a virgin faglet who doesn't know what thick means