I told my wife about my crypto losses today

You think thats bad? Im 70k in debt. I literally took out a 40k loan and bought ETH at 300usd. I also got liquidated to 3k, made back the money to 30k to only be liquidated to 300usd. I now have to sell my house, car etc. I think about suicide every fucking day. Nobody knows about this.

I owe 60k from right now on a loan and my btc is only worth 20k. that's if it doesnt tank again. my wife said i'm the dumbest person she ever met and wont talk to me. she also quit her job just to spite me in hopes that i lose everything. sad part is i'm not even larping.

34,000 is nothing as far as debt goes. Open a food truck. You'll make it all back.

OP is larping a scene from Boiler Room.

this gotta be larp

You don't deserve your family if you margin trade with money you can't afford to lose

Stupid retard faggot

You should have been ready to lose it all making dumb fucking bets on an unregulated market hahahahahha

if you bought eth at 300 how are you not up like 3-4x your investment?

You Just can't do It if you have Kids, fight for them, leave the alchol take the bicycle and ride till you'll find out what to do

You have no idea how I feel. I had around 150eth. I won't mention the trade as I dont want to dox myself. But, I got liquidated on finex with this trade and was left with 3k. I turned that 3k into 30k. Sweet, right? Only, decembers flash crash destroyed my acc to 300. Each month the bills are coming out and I've run out of cash. Nobody knows, I have to sell everything. Even then, I wont be able to pay back the loan.

>take out life insurance policy
>continue to drink self to death
>????
>profit!

If she left you over money, you dodged a bullet. Get a divorce, hold your crypto.

And yeah, had I not been liquidated I would be so fucking rich right now. Instead, I can't do anything, go anywhere...at this point I realise how much money matters.

>she also quit her job just to spite me in hopes that i lose everything.
You have to have earned that spite, this is so many keks it hurts.

>price goes down
>retards who overleverage freak the fuck out and withdraw while thinking of their wives and children who will hate them and call them stupid

you mother fuckers are the reason for the crash

this is why you don't put in more than you're willing to lose.

i literally have a 30k loan against my 401k and 4.5k in crypto so i guess technically speaking i did the dumbest thing one can do (other than a mortgage), but i'm still up 2x and honestly, i'm at a level i don't care if i lose it all so idgaf....but fuck you guys, seriously

Your wife sounds like a bitch.

Im a bad father. They don't deserve me. My death would better for them. There is no realistic way short of begging on the streets for me to get out of this hole

Open a good truck with what money you turbo Autist. Like it's that easy, just buy a good truck from the store. And Mexican workers will already be installed inside. And you won't have any competition

wtf. How do you even...

so if you worked your ass off and your wife fucked up and got y'all in massive debt due to retarded short-sighted investing, you wouldn't consider leaving?

why are you such a faggot? you know it could go back up, right?

dude, people got back up in their life from much worse than this; you'll be fine eventually, you just have to pull through, life will always find a way... you won't regret this 5 years later when you're alive

>Pink Wojack irl

fucking idiot gambling with money you cant afford to lose AND having dependents. this repeats itself time and time again and people never learn. desu you deserve it. hope things work out tho

LOL. Life is a roller coaster my friend. Sounds cliché, but you will have more money than you ever had soon. You will never know how, but you will 100% I promise

A few days before ETH broke out of the 300 range was the day i got liquidated. Imagine hodling eth @ 300 range for months, paying back the loan...thinking 'i know this is going to moon' ....but i also had a long position that was under water......I was pissed. And ETH started breaking out. But all my ETH were gone.

>you wouldn't consider leaving?

First of all, I wouldn't have a wife unless she was worth loving.

Second, I wouldn't leave her if she made a mistake and lost us money, but I would certainly tell her she can't have any control over our money for a long while. If she refused to give up control, THEN I would probably leave her.

Every kid would suffer for the death of the father, they Need you. You have to clear your mind, let the moment pass, and then work harder to get the money in order... Sometimes the emotions don't let you see the things the right way

And not to mention ETH is headed way higher. Thinking 8k.

do you have money left? I lost 90% of my stack 3 times already but made it back

you wife is a piece of shit

dont take her back when you're rich

34,000 will be a short memory in the past. 34 million isnt even worth taking your life. It will get better. You do need to calm down, stop boozing for a bit and come up with multiple plans.

Lesson learned. Move on.

weak larp.

Kill yourself anyway.

Don't forget the taxes you'll owe.

the worst thing you could do right now is break up your family in a time they need you the most. dont make a bad decision worse. it's just money. money comes and goes but not life. don't act impulsively

This. I feel nothing right now even though half my portfolio has been destroyed

agree, but if she fucked up on this level, would at least have to make sure she knows you mean business so she never does it again.

couples need to agree on the amount before doing this shit. can't just take out a fucking mortgage and hope to become the hero for selfish reasons. any spouse who does that, will keep doing it until they fuck up.

i lost 650k margin trading in the december crash... you win some you lose some

NO PERSON WOULD REALISTICALLY ACT LIKE THAT

Fucking Jesus you’re terrible at this you attention whore.

“You’re a retarded fuck so I’m gonna quit my job and leave you”

It makes no sense, you need larp practice

Begging in the streets would be really slow you teenage larp

No one believes you. Go to school

you HAVE to only have what you are willing to lose and you have to accept it.

during Jan's bull rush, I put in a little short-term "side-pot" that made me a nice 50% return and then i lost that and freaked out. it wasn't that significant, but having more money on the ledger than you're prepared to see disappear is a huge psychological mind-fuck and will cause you to make dumb decisions like selling low to cut losses even when your gut is telling you it'll probably go back up.

he might be larping but it's not illogical. if you're working and your spouse loses your money gambling, it sucks. then when you separate if you split assets 50/50 you're earning toward that asset pool at your job for money that after taxes and divorce you'll see like 30% of. it's not worth it.

that pic is really fucking disgusting tho. good job making me feel like a normie.

Larp the magic larper lived by the larp
And larped in the autumn larp in land called Larpalee

If not larping it does get better, just don't be a fucking retard and spend money you can't afford to lose.

THIS LARPING IS JUST DISGUISED FUD. BUY BUY BUY THIS MARKET IS ABOUT TO GO TO THE MOON

fate didn't fuck you over, your own inherent character flaws did, take ownership, put down the bottle and sort your shit out numbnuts.

you clearly have issues in your decision making process, are unsatisfied with your life (hence the risky gambling with margin) and you clearly have issues with your wife seeing as you did this all behind her back,
sort your shit out

>Loosing more than you can afford

I don't feel sympathy for you

he said he's down thanks to a margin call, that means you used leverage and you are playing with other peoples money and you lost enough that the exchanged force liquidation of your position and took all your money because your losses reached the value of your available equity.
his position closed, and all his available equity was taken, the only way to make it back is to put more in. fuck man you people are idiots some times

>another retard gets scammed by leverage

Suicide lines can't do really much more than just keep talking to you saying:
>It will be alright
>You will get trough it

Like what do you expect them to do? Come to your house with a big bag of money?

Look at the bright side OP, when your wife divorces you she won't get the house

>fate fucked me over
>implying

Bro, I'm sorry you are under stress and sad right now, and hear me out: even if you lose everything, you are still alive. You can help others and be of service. You can grow and learn from this and brush the dust off yourself. If you kill yourself, you're throwing away the gift of life... over money. Sure your wife is pissed, she deserves to be. But think of your kids man... What do you do when you fall off the horse, get back on. You got this bro. Seriously, just chill out and think about what you have. Even if you have to work minimum wage for the rest of your life, it's still a gift of life you have. Heal and grow. Peace.

>wife has left and taken the kids
>implying this is a bad thing
Shoulda signed a prenup niqqa

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With a truck you go where the money is. Colleges, business park, it's free real estate. Food makes money because people like to eat. You can always act like a Mexican anyway.

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wtf is this pic even?
I'm bdsm guy and this is still digusting even for me.

just invest in DOGE

Bruh before u kill urself send your bitcoin here please: 3NZHR5a8rm1S4XYEZiiqM8MELgnJsbn3Cx

>I make terrible financial decisions and am assmad about it
Oh hey babe so it's not a big deal or anything but I took money out of our retirement savings to invest in literally the most volatile commodity on the planet haha. Retard.

Unlike many men women will put the kids first (honestly I believe it’s Virtue signaling half the time) She would not quit her job. She’d be the stronk hero.

>2018
>Not having a(some) sensory deprived amputee breeding pod(s) to breed your progeny.

underrated

>f you're frightened of dying and... and you're holding on, you'll see devils tearing your life away. But if you've made your peace, then the devils are really angels, freeing you from the earth.

do it faggot

meh, do that later, after the settlement

sorry, i deserved this. i skimmed and didn't understand what forced liquidation was--should've looked it up

This pasta is stale

Nice coordinated larp

This. my dad self-terminated a few years after my parents got divorced. it does a lot of damage to the people that are still alive.

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credit card scams? drug sellinig? smuggling? You still got plenty of options to make quick cash before you die.

>wife took the kids
>Alone a drinking to death

Probably a larp but if not
Where's your balls man?
Did you not hear me telling you that BTC will reverse back to $7k??!

Don't bro. Big brother is to take care of you again.
Pic related

>calls user an attention whore
>reddit spacing out the ass
>edgy pic for no reason

really activates the almonds

You go girl

your wifes going to fuck a pack of niggers tonight and your whining on a cambodian glove making forum?

Congrats. I told my wife about Bitcoin in 2016. We're at a hospital right now. She gave birth to our 3rd child a few hours ago. We're planning to get at least one more because we have the space thanks to our cashed out crypto gains

>Fatty and small 30yo guy
>No familly
>Small dick
>All my previous GF cheated on me
>I've fell in love with a girl for the first time in my life
>She doesn't want my love
>I hate my job
>I lost 80% of my portfolio
>See red wojacks all days on Veeky Forums
>I'm tired about all of this
>I shot all my 9mms last week at shoot range with my old beretta
>I found the last 9mm bullet in my cartridge collection
>I loaded my handgun
>I put the gun on my stupid brainlet head
>I took a long and last breathe. Then I closed my eyes and I screamed
>I pressed the trigger
>I just heard CLIC
>I pressed again
>CLIC again
>My last bullet was defective
>Even the Death doen't want me. I failed to kms OMG
>I ran to my favorite gunsmith and sold that shit
>I just have to HODL now

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/r9k/ is leaking again
This is OUR board now, us NuPepes and Nujacks. Shoo Shoo Stinky NEETie

>Hold your bitcoins
Crypto is done, you should do like my name says OP.

He got liquidated bro

I know it is fake but hahahhahaha.
What a stupid moron.

>Loan on 401K for btc
Yeah, really stupid.

Go on a canoeing trip, take a bunch of oxycottons and right as you're about to pass out, roll into the water, you'll drown and it will look like an accident. That way your family can get the life insurance money and you'll at least have redeemed yourself.

Serves you right. Money is replacable. Don't be an even bigger retard.

Mostly the same here...except I didn't buy crypto like a moran

>Also if I don't keep up with this month's mortgage payments our Bank is going to repossess our house and kick us out.
Implying that a foreclosure happens that rapidly

It's not a loss until you take it. I still have $24,000 of Enron stock. Tried to get a loan on it. Fucking banker told me to GTFO, I said, "Fuck you, it's not a loss until I take it, mofo!!

>oh boy, this pasta again
Because if there's one thing we needed today, it was to read this dumb bait 10 times

>Yeah, really stupid.
nah, not really. If you'll read, my seed money is a tiny % of my overall debt. It's not going to break me.

I had been eyeing it for a while in early 2017, and kicking myself for not getting in but not being able to justify it while holding debt. Finally justified it by putting in a gift my grandfather had given me of $1500 instead of just using that to pay debt. it's served me well.

Imagine a world where jew bankers didn’t own you in a life of wage slavery. You are nearly there, user. It’s not until you lose everything that you realise there are only two stores of value in this world: family, and your own inner peace. Fuck the bank. Fuck the house. Your wife and kids have a roof (her mother), now all you need to do is stop caring about this pointless bullshit “mortage”. Let go of your attachment to possessions, and try living while you’re alive. What are you holding? Imagine killing yourself over money, then watching as a ghost while your alts moon and make your hard drive rich. Ridiculous.