>made fake portfolio
>posted it on bumble
>roastie's flocking to the sweet gains
Dubs decide what I say
>made fake portfolio
>posted it on bumble
>roastie's flocking to the sweet gains
Dubs decide what I say
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Grab my rocket and I'll take you to the moon, baby.
Pretend to be an autist who's never talked to a girl before and see how many roasties try to take advantage of your inexperience.
Oh wait, you don't need to pretend
ask her "Bull or Bear?"
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Or this. Lay it on thick. Do one where you act how Stacies think robots act. The actually act like a Robot.
The fuck is bumble.
1 BTC to suck my cock.
online dating app, like Tinder
They don't know that all posted Blockfolios are fake?
"How much for a fuck?"
we have to know the answer
this is rape
Ask her, "Want to ride in my lambo? ;)"
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How much semen would you feel comfortable drinking over the course of a week?
You look lovely m'lady!
my cock is 3 inches
Swallow my cum, you nigger-loving whore.
He has to reel her in like a fish first. Bait her with money, and see how much she would put up with to have said money.
>"You can come over, but the first load is going down your throat"
I told this to an x once who was annoying me to come over and fuck. She said it made her wet af
how much will you do for 1 bitcoin?
I've gotten laid 8 times already from this tactic.
>I go to parties and have a fake portfolio with a couple of mil on there.
>Flash it in front of girl i want to smash when i check my phone, it's already on.
>girl sees lots of money and get wet panties.
>starts chatting me up and is interested like no other.
>take home and bang.
>block her number
Try it, it's the chad way.
>I go to parties
user, I...
>letting normies know about crypto
kys
>letting normies know about your power level
die in a fire
>I go to parties
The fuck user you are setting the bar too high.
>ven
>3 weeks later
>Finds you and tells you she's pregnant
Not only you're poor in reality but you're a poor future father.
Just say "I go to parties"
This works at any social setting. Bars, Hotels, University, Family Reunions.. Try it!!
Should have wrapped your rascal.
Women shouldn't sleep with a guy the first night, and women shouldn't sleep with a guy for money. This is how to weed out a quality girl from a Stacy.
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>Not using a rubber, or some form of protec
>Not forcing her to take a paternity test
I hate women. No homo.
They don't use condoms in India.
topzozz
She has a cute doggo. Be nice to her, user, for the sake of the K9 at least.
>social setting
ugh
>any social setting
Rolling for
>I wanna pee in your butthole
Ok fags I wanna try it how do I make a fake blockfolio?
> you suckin?
SO IT IS WRITTEN
holy shit, zozz
Trips, you have to do it OP.
my blockfolio is fake pls respond
kek
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YIKES
lol thats a motherfuccin rabbit nibba
>fucking stacies isnt fun
You suck at this
My wife is going to fuck a pack of niggers
Alright, I'll do this if another girl messages, or in 5 minutes
You're doing God's work, user.
I let niggers routinely tongue my anus.
DO IT, FAGGOT
Ill wreck your ass you rancid swine. Gib me the milkies or i will snap your neck
kek
I'm trying to get her to reply
"I just want a body to cum in. Is that too hard to ask? Don't I deserve this?"
She's never going to respond,
I'm sorry user.
Holy kek, perfect
I don't think there's any more annoying numale phrase than "yikes"
Rereoll
Op didn't deliver.
Holy shit, you're on fire dubs-bro
I looooooooove Bitconeeeeeeect
BULL MARKET, BABY!
If she's even remotely smart she'll ask about the whole -$203K thing.
That's just like, your opinion maaan
I will. I'm just waiting either for her to reply or for another girl to message.
On bumble, girls have to message first. I have a lot of matches that aren't messaging.
I'm also gonna post the pack of niggers one.
I'm sorry for acting this way, I'm not usually like this irl lol. Would you want to meet up later? :)
What did he mean by this ?
Autism
If you're gay dude you can get laid in minutes. Men are the easiest.
Haaha
Rerolling for this. We can salvage this relationship!
>Cut to the chase. You want meet up right? I'll pay for the hotel of course
R8
One last reroll!
Reroll
gas the kikes race war nao
yeah can I get some dubs, a diet coke, and a
>My business strategy is hiring prostitutes to diversify my portfolio, and HODL my throbbing three-point-five inch erection during bear markets. Are you interested in a job?
>69
*nice*
NEW GIRL!
Should I post "I want to pee in your butthole" or new roll?
show me them mammary glands
Pee in butthole, you faggot
my dude
another thing learnt from Veeky Forums
You better live in a place without rape by deception laws.
>Family Reunions
empty the queue, nigger
>No but I would insta your gram if you know what I mean.
pee in butthole you stupid bitch
No. Use "Bull or Bear" and wait for response.
t. Chad
what's going on with that pose?
please be in london
>I do. But I'd only give it to you if you agree to a date.