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wow she is fucked

she said organisms lul

You are fucking pathetic. Just tell the old bitch you want to smash quit dancing around the point.

Show bob and vagen

My friend Sergey Nazarov would like to tag team you with me

I'm sick of beating around the bush. 100k for a footjob. wat do?

lets meet then, i can get a limo to your address tonight?

Trips decide

suck me bitch. I'll rape you

"I want to drink your bath water"

We need an answer on the Bear or Bull from that other girl

gibs milkies and feet mommy pls mommy plssss

This. She was shit-testing you.

He literally did that already, spergo.

so when can I clap those cheeks, love?

She's sort of right that last sentence was something i would say and i am an autistic 25yo virgin

I can't believe you fucked this up she was a potential goldmine.

Do you want this D? yes or no

I thought your face was a joke.

what's your bio?
If trips "it is now. I lost it all and could use some support"

>listen i'll be straight with you: we can chit chat on our phones and pretend you don't care about my net worth, or you can get your sexy little ass over here and you can fuck a millionaire today.

Not as much as your life.

"I still think your's is"

mommy gib milkies

i thought your gender was a joke

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No, the only joke I have is this: Are you an archaeologist?

and now you come crawling to me?

"I'll put you in a coma and when you wake up I'll be worth $5.9MM"

Kek, send this to the old lady
>*nervously wipes my sweaty hands on my pants* I-I'd really like it if you would let me orgasm you multiple t-times *adjusts fedora and wipes sweaty armpits* S-so if I could proposition you, m'lady, can you ride my roller coaster? *thinks to self 'i really hope she likes me for me and isn't just some money grabbing whore'*

I like this one, rolling

This please

This

I think that goes for a lot of people on here, you wouldn't believe how rarely I get people messaging me. Probably think I'm some cheat haha

REEE MOMMY MILKIES NOWWW GIBS ME MILKIES

"You'll probably laugh at my dick as well when you see it"

are you fucking retarded, op? why would you not include your bio in this post so we would know how to respond?

if digits: "you look like my sister"

>I thought your profile picture was a joke

Roll

FYI this one's done.

do you know about mobius sir?

i'll bring the limo

SHOW US YOUR BIO

Can I put a finger in yer bum

Look, we're going to do this, you wouldn't be still be here if we weren't. Take the risk and I promise you it will be the best choice you've ever made.

Do you like lamp?

rolling for this

"I'd really appreciate it if you let me make your orgasm multiple times"

reroll this

The only joke is why my penis is not in your mouth yet.

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

shame quads shes already gone :(

IT IS DECIDED

No more of a joke than your manly face
Wanna suck?

You are completely fucking this up. How are you so god awful and talking to roasties?

>I'm that gorilla dick pussy god, I make dyke pussy wet. You got about ten seconds to show me that hole cause this gorilla dicked dad is hungry, and if you don't blow me right I might kill you.

And it's done, game over, man, game over.

Niceeee

...

yes you are

"What do you think of black people?"

Kek
Rolling for: doth m'lady enjoy a gentlesir with a sense of humor?

roolll for this

Nice

winrar +1

QUADS HAS SPOKEN OP.

Do this for science pls OP!

Might have needed a little lubing up before you went right in but I applaud your faithfulness OP.

perfect.

Now you're doing it right

Very nice

This is great

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100% real baby, I can 't believe you think I'd joke about something like that

Fuck yes, I win!

god i fucking love these threads
havent seen them on /b/ in ages now

She's lying to herself, bros.

Nigga just offer to have her over at your place. Shes ancient so you probably will actually have to cook dinner or something or at least get some decent take out but its like 100% chance you will get what you are looking for.

Do you honestly think she would still be talking to you after that trainwreck of a conversation if she wasn't gonna smash. For real.

The joke is how big my Johnson gets when full at attention

fucking top kek user

"Now get your manly face to me to facefuck"

M'lady do you believe in God? You will after a night with me ;)

Now that's a joke

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>Please mommy

I bet your pussy isn't shallow either

Dont reply to her and i bet she'll text you again later

Sure, let's find out how deep you are.

kek rolling for this

checked

stop lying to yourself roastie, you know you adn are you know you want muh mili dik

YES

Let me determine how deep you are then

>yes but no

she is indeed lying to herself, not to you LMAO

Lmao this is so lame, but rules are rules. Should I post this, anons?

>you sure look it

You do swallow though, right?

You know whats not shallow? My dick in your ass.

THIS. NOW.