Modern seinfeld

jery buy bitcoin

no garg i don't so

The only one to get involved in crypto would clearly be Kramer and he would sooner think of some retarded way to mine them with a stationary bicycle than buy them

>You gotta get in on Deep Brain Chain Jerry this stuff is going
>ZOOOP
violent hand motions
>STRAIGHT TO THE MOON

>*Kramer forces the door open
>JERRY I FOUND A NEW COIN, ITS CALLED POWH
>*Jerry puts away his cereal box
>Kramer you know that’s a Ponzi scam, right?
>*Kramer flicks back his hair with a gaping gasp
>On no no Jerry this is the future. IM ALREADY UP 20%
>*Jerry pinches the skin between his brows
>Kramer is says so on the website! The website man!
>*Kramer opens Jerry’s fridge
>No Jerry, I’m not falling for your FUD this time. I could’ve been RICH if I didn’t listen to you about antshares
>*Jerry lays on the sofa
>*The door opens, George stands before the door way, bleed coming out of his eyes as he motions his hand towards the ceiling
>”I lost everything guys, everything. I didn’t believe the FUD, but that no no FUD, NO FUD JERY””
>*Jerry gets up
>*Kramer drops the milk and gasps
>”GEORGE WHATS WRONG WITH YOU, YOURE ALL PINK! JERRY HES ALL PINK. PINK JERRY!

>Jerry: "My savings are gone! Kaput, verklempt!"
>Kramer: "Verklempt, I LIKE that Jerry. Estonian?"
>Jerry: "Why did I listen to George?! I know better! Never, NEVER listen to George!"
>George: "Never do it Jerry!"
>Puddy: "What're you guys talking about"
>Jerry: "It's this stupid cryptocurrency thing, bitcoin just-"
>Puddy: "Bitcoin? High five, Jerry."

>Elayne: Did you think I didn't know about your little boys club? As soon as Georgie Boy opened a Coinbase account I shorted Bitcoin.
>Kramer: You can't short the King!
>Elayne: Maximum. Leverage.

Is this the birth of an epic new meme?

FUCK OFF

>It's called The Billion Coin

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George would be the one who bought btc at 20k and lost everything.

>so what's the deal with bitcoin cash?
>it's not bitcoin, and it's not cash

>50 YEARS AGO WED HAVE YOU UPSIDE DOWN WITH A MOTHERFUCKING FORK UP YOUR ASS!

kek

First one to make me laugh

I unironically like this episode. am i retarded?

I love these

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kek
/series

Kek

Easily his funniest stand up.

>Maximum. Leverage.

Fuck you, I can even hear the cadence that she would say that in.

So good

This thread is gold

are you fucking kidding me? Kramer would actually be in debt by this point

Fucking kek.

>You wouldn't be trying to cash out, would you Jerry?

>Jerry I am telling you, bitconnect is the future! My friend Bob Sacamano put all his life savings in BCC and now he is sailing in the Caribbean

>It's not a "pyramid scheme", okay?!
>It's practically free money, you just lend them your bitcoin and you've got profit every day! Do you just let it sit there in your wallet *snort* *sips coffee*

I don't remember this episode
Which season is it?

THESE RED CANDLES ARE KILLING INDEPENDENT GEORGE

Top kek

11/10

>JERRY! Heellloooow!
>Oh hi uncle Leo
*Grabs arm*
>Jerry, you should really get into that crypto. Ya cousin Jeffrey, such a smart kid, he got into it two months ago. Already tripled his investment, he's even thinking of quitting his job at the parks department.
>That's nice uncle Leo
>I'm telling you Jerry, ask him for some advice on how to invest. You can't keep telling jokes for a living.

Fucking dead.

>ELAINE??
>Yes Mr. Peterman?
>Have you heard of this ETH-ERYUM coin that everyone has been talking about?
>Yes...well...its a cryptocurrency, it's a speculative asset that while it has done well recently it could fa-
>YES, YES, I get the gist. Purchase me fifty thousand Etheryums straight away!
>Y-yes Mr. Peterman...

>gorge buy shitcoin

Somebody do one where Kramer is in Jerrys ear trying to get him to sell his linkies and the next scene Kramer is on the phone to a broker trying to buy his bags.

a lot of great posts in this thread
nicely done

I can't stop laughing. These anons could probably get jobs as writers on the reboot.

> Jerry Kramer and George bought on the 2nd of Jan and its already up by 5%!

forgot pic