You’re in the club and this guy smacks your girlfriend’s ass. What do you do?

You’re in the club and this guy smacks your girlfriend’s ass. What do you do?

Wait for confirmation from the other nodes in the club that my gf's ass was indeed slapped.

Sell my entire ETH stack and buy NEO

Tell her to get on all fours

Sell that bitch.

Topkek

I'd shadow fork him

>worlds first decentralized sexual harassment verification system

Then she's not my girlfriend anymore, enjoy Mr. Money Skelly.

Good use of Gas.

I fucking laughed.

I cannot imagine seeing Vitalik in a nightclub. Do any of you honestly believe that he has ever been to one? I'm curious.

Say "Thank you moneyskele."
Seriously wouldn't even be mad.

Wow! I have a girlfriend! That’s probably from the confidence that comes from holding ETH. Thanks Vitalik!

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dump my 700k ether and buy neo

beat this puny virgin to a pulp

My gf would probably kick his ass before I can even react. I would piss on his corpse right after

I only ever was once and it was absolutely awful.

Maybe i just hate thigh places, loud music and darkness with flashing lights.

Just fucking start wailing on him. My girl will obviously want his pedo cock and he will always be richer and smarter, I just have to have a moment of satisfaction.

(You)

I beg him to fuck me and my girlfriend and then I say 'THANK YOU MONEY SKELETON'.

I will tell her to dig for gold meanwhile i fuck his mother on the downlow

Let him impregnate her while I watch

+1

Unironically this.

clearly you weren't drunk enough