Lost virginity last night

>lost virginity last night
>thank you crypto

Oh my God I finally did it. I lost my virginity and let me tell you oh my God its amazing. Holy shit I didn't know it was that good. I'm 28 years old and this was the best time of my life. Guys I think she is the one oh my god. Should I buy this women a gift next time I see her? How do I tell her that I love her oh my God ive never been this happy before.

When she asked me what I wanted I said I wanted to feel her boobs. Holy fuck they are the softest things I've ever touched oh holy shit the memories. Oh man I won't go into much more details because that's private but holy shit guys. If you haven't already had sex guys seriously go on leoslist and get it fucking done.

Thank you Veeky Forums I'm crying as I write this post. I'm really not attractive in person and if it wasn't for you guys here I would've died a Virgin. Thank you all.

lol

28 years old and you just got laid the first time?
she is not the one.

This is a pasta and yeah lots of soon to be wizards around here bucko

How much did you pay?

>losing
>ever
kek
not gonna make it

You still talk like a virgin lmao

I paid 400 for the hour. When I called her I arranged for a hotel room because I can't bring her to my mom's house afterall. I told her I was a Virgin and she was so welcoming to me it was amazing.

Leave, normie

Yeah dude, hookers are pretty easy going. Is that 400usd? Pricey? And no, dont buy her a gift, dont fall in love with her...bla bla bla....hookers are good for sex, once you've fucked a few you wont get suckered into 'aww im in love'.

It was 400 Canadian dollars. So more like 600 usd equivalent HAHA get fucked burgers!

you should go to eastern europe

for 400 you can probably get one to stay with you for a whole month

I've never fucked a hooker. I went to a strip club once. They literally have no soul

>falling in love with a hooker

Feel like this is a good premise for a romantic comedy. Guy falls in love with hooker who obviously is just using him for cash but she pretends to "date" him for extra gifts/tips. Meanwhile the frumpy girl at work who never gave the guy the time of day sees that he now has a hot girlfriend and starts to get feelings for the guy.

Any hollywood directors around?

yeah me broski i'll do this movie when i get out of jail for child molestation

>Should I buy this women a gift next time I see her

>I'm really not attractive in person
>I think she is the one oh my go

obvious larp

Obviously larp - no one enjoys their first time.

and at the end of the movie when she's won over the guy she realizes that she has become a whore too and the crypto market crashes forever before she can leave the guy

Nah I think OP developed one itis. Especially since this is the only girl he felt up. It’s nice though, I want to have extra crypto gains for escort services in NYC, hears a lot of great stories. I also want enough to buy that realistic sex doll with the hoodie. I’d fuck that everyday after work or gym

Kek

I want to see a high end escort but they all require me to show photo ID and or have references.

How do I get past this.

Money. They are prostitutes.

build up a fake identity, its not hard at all

One night
If you dont speak local language more like 2 hrs
Regular girls here are prettier than escorts
10s look for oligarchs and dont whoreout openly

I've tried offering more but they tend to have a very strict screening process and are unwilling to do in person vetting even if compensated for it. I'm trying to get an asian girl, so I doubt it's even her decision as they usually have an english literate handler doing all their booking.

I just don't want there to be a digital footprint of me sending my ID to them to have on file even though they all claim sensitive information is deleted right away

>Lost virginity at 14
>had over 10 partners
>still not a fan of interpersonal interactions
>tfw

>28
Just missed wizard status

Wtf i wanna move to Canada now. $260 to fuck this whore.

$200 for this one? Okay Veeky Forums what the fuck?

nice larp fag

For how long. What's their screening process like.

Maybe I'll just visit canada.

Congrats op. You made it.

>literally got 24 just today
>Have about 5 girls that want to fuck me on whatsapp ready (age 16-21)
>Refuse them all
>Even had two fucking underagers (13-14?) ask me randomly for sex in the bathroom at the trainstation. Fucking creepy though.

How can I get past my fucking 10/10 ideals guys. I dont even feel bad for refusing. Im still thinking im going to get that 10 just like im going to get rich by crypto..
And no. No hookers. Im a fucking jew when it comes to money. I refuse to even buy new socks and rather use my grandfathers old worn used up socks.

okay so fuck it, how do I get a whore like this in The Netherlands boys?

>I want my first time to be with a 10 so I can disappoint myself to the fullest
Enjoy thinking you could have fucked a 16 years old when your 10 become a 3

damn how long?

1 hour. 30m rates are like 140 or something. Just look out for them on the website, they are like on highlighted ads or something.

Great time to be Venezuelan. We have nice whores, but no asians.

>my monthly salary was used to bang a hooker
is there no justice in this world.

she has huuge boobers mate. but she is at most a 6/10.

400usd is your monthly salary?
how is that even possible? My rent alone is 400/mo and that's considered cheap where I live.

very rare to find an americanized asian girl doing tricks
only asian women whoring themselves out in the US are middle aged 40-50 year old immigrant ones doing massage parlor rub and tugs.

Not true in Los Angeles.

>Whole month
Somalia isn't in Eastern Europe, senpai

>1 post by this ID
I know a lot of you aren't /pol/, but take a page from their book on this one. Sage and report.

Where get 13-14 year old???

you are all fucking retards this is pasta

>just lost my virginity
>it was amazing

Lel, liar.

it can happen, not Op but when I lost my virginity I fucked for like 2 hours straight and came twice. Contrast it to my latest hookup in which at first I couldn't get hard and then came in like 5 minutes.
feelsbadman

I'm thinking about cashing out half an eth to lose my virginity
I'm 23, thoughts?

they randomly approached me when I was waiting for the train at the trainstation.
Told me they wanted to have sex in the restroom and they had condoms with them.

One was fat but the other was pretty cute. Btfod them though

It's a poor investment. My thoughts are that you should focus on improving yourself, and growing your most valuable asset: yourself. This means growing your value in general.

Sex is not important. Society wants you to think it is so you waste your time and potential on literally your basic instincts like an animal.

Improve yourself, and find someone you can care about and maybe start a family with. All else is trivial and pointless. Take it from anyone who's had a reasonable amount of casual sex and are honest about it - there's nothing about it that's better than masturbation, and in a lot of ways it's worse. Sex with a partner you love and care about is heavenly, and that investment goes 100x if you decide to stay with her and have children together.

A lot of idiots on here will try to tell you that having children is a poor investment, but they're short-sighted brainlets.

I lost mine and my life greatly improved after a year, for starters it can happen that you stop valuing sex over other things once you have it it's really not a big deal.
I would rather finish an important assignment over sex.

>you stop valuing sex over other things once you have it it's really not a big deal.
This is true for a lot of people. And I'd be lying if I said it didn't take a huge load off my mind when I lost it.

The underlying problem though, is that the reason we feel this way is not because of our natural urges, but because Society pumps the value of sex too hard and we fomo into thinking that we need to have it. If you can adopt this mentality while you're a virgin, I personally believe you'll be better off. But what this guy says has merit. If the whole idea of sex is getting in your way, it might be best to throw down on a hooker and get it out of the way. At least with a hooker, it will be so spectacularly inferior to sex with a loving partner (speaking from exp here) that you'll still be prime for your long term hodl when you find her.