I have to travel frequently for work. I don't want to waste my time with tinder/dating apps...

I have to travel frequently for work. I don't want to waste my time with tinder/dating apps. What's the best way to find escorts? Is backpage still relevant? I need help bros

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best bet is probably going to strip clubs. that way you see what you get and sometimes they'll let you fuck them in the club

search for thai massage centers for men

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tinder is so fuckin easy just flash your money and ur in assuming u look at least average

Go on The Erotic Review and find a girl for your area

>just flash ur money bro

yeah fuck some ugly tinder slag when you could be banging 8/10s.

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there are 8s on tinder boi but ya escort probs less effort i understand

A friend of mine actually used backpages recently, was his first time and it was WAY easier and more relaxed than he expected.

How it went for him:

Backpage- bunch of posts with pictures and #'s.

Pick a girl you like, text her if she wants to visit you or you visit her, or just "hang out". You CAN'T speak explicitly. Coming out the bat with "Let's fuck, how much? will get you blocked and ignored.

-After you exchange a couple messages, you figure out your place or theirs (if you're traveling, hotels make it ez).

-Very straightfoward pricing. He asked how much, she said $200 for an hour. I guess you can negotiate if you want but he wouldn't bother unless it's something crazy unreasonable.

-Showed up, he was a bit nervous but she was actually pretty cool and they talked for a bit beforehand. Went straight to business and it was awesome.

Easily the best fuck he's ever had. Yes it was emotionless and solely physical...but it's LITERALLY this girls job. She knew what she was doing to the tee. Finished, paid, and went about his way.


10/10

where you located?

You do realize that most pics on backpage are stolen from porn sites, right? It's obvious that most of the offers are from the authorities.

why not just beat off

>You CAN'T speak explicitly. Coming out the bat with "Let's fuck, how much? will get you blocked and ignored.
lol

yeah it's never this easy. 99/100 the people posting on backpage are from the crack/meth/heroin addict underworld, and it shows on their bodies and faces

you also have to deal with the threat of pimps and police

if youre gonna do escorts, stick to the really high end ones or just go to mexico where it's legal and a lot less hassle (ironically)

The only right answer. Go to Backpage if you want to get scammed

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rubmaps

The dice were rolled, it was probably a big risk but it wasn't overthought at the time. Fuck it

Doggie is my favorite position sluts found out and wont let me bend them over until they ride for hours ugh

Holy fuck how stupid are you brainlets.

Leoslist.cc. Go fuck your brains out. I spend 6000$ a month there from my mining operations to keep funding my whorish addiction. I can thank jihan and cheap electricity for taking my virginity.

Strip clubs and or fine hotel bars

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its illegal dumbass theyd think ur a cop

Whats the meaning of that meme?

I thought this is Veeky Forums and not /normie/

post moar...wtf....havent seen this in ages.

Anytime an ass or hot girl is posted, a couple memes pop up.

BRAAAAAAAPPPPP:
The noise of her farting. Some people think it's funny, some people think it's hot, or both.


Then there's pictures of either people smelling, or just noses. Again it refers to smelling her ass and most likely, her hypothetical fart.

I've gotten that simply by lurking and reading the context

Thanks fags for making me think of how fucked up the world really is and ignorance is bliss