The crypto market suffered catastrophic collapse. Obviously, lambos are out of the question now for baghodlers...

>BMW 2 Series.

That's 20K-40K LINK. Big money

I ride a second hand moped with 8,000 miles on it

1,0000,0000 ARK equals 1 LINK a lambo is $200,000 so about 400,000 LINK so about
40000000000000 ARK

750-1000 LINK?

actually collectable these days

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Behold the epitome of performance, designed with bag holders in mind.

>Only cost 3,000 stiny linkies
>28 mpg so you can afford to actually drive it
>Working A/C to keep your from sweating as your bags get heavier and heavier
>Spacious wagon with roomy hatch and 4 doors so you can fit all your heavy bags
>Unparalleled Subaru reliability so it will never leave you stranded on your way to wageslave
>Symmetrical AWD provides traction and control to keep you from going sideways and crashing (just like your bags)
> Durable Boxer engine and drivetrain that will last many years to come (long enough for your bags to recover)
>Comes standard with a roof rack just Incase your new investments leave you with even more bags to hold
>Aluminum Alloy wheels so they don't rust away and deteriorate (like your bags)
>Airbag light is on but that won't matter cause you'll bring your own right? All those shitcoins are just vapourware anyways, Just like an airbag.
> Has an exhaust leak in case you want to off yourself painlessly.
>It's Autotragic so you don't have to time the shifts yourself (just like the market that left you bag holding)
>Comfy enough for you to live in because we all know you're not gonna have money to pay next months rent.
>Comes standard with front and rear tow hooks (cause we all know you need recovery points)

youtube.com/watch?v=CaGTdFbSerg

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Dream big

>Banks hate him; learn to find out how user makes 10k per day online

Pic related is my dream car and what I always planned On anyway.

Buying lots of ETH on the dip.

Still affordable

What's the towing capacity? I got alot of bags to haul user.

>What is a more sensible vehicle choice for crypto traderd in light of the new economic paradigm?

Anything that will get you going fast enough to wrap yourself around a telephone pole. Or a 90's Jap econobox, will run forever.

>tfw I drive these
>tfw cypto really is dead

I got a Honda Civic just before the crash.

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I ride pic related. It'll cost you a good 1600 LINK, but on the bright side you won't have to pay for gas, insurance, or expensive repairs.

Were gonna make it brother. But I’ll hitch up the u haul Just in case

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