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Sell me this pen.

No I'm holding this pen fuck off.

It was in my anus

I'm gonna short PEN with 100x leverage, there's too much pressure to sell

lol:

>Sell me this pen.
ok, 5$, its yours faggot

Sir its very good pen look at its shiny aluminun very nice girls will love you sir

The value of this pen is going to moon in a week. Buy now or stay poor.

>It's a chinese ethercoinium

why dont you stick that shit pen up your pooper you ignorant fuck

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This pen is able to give you exactly the outcome you need. It moves people when you write, your words become engraved in peoples mind because the muse is within the pen.

If you are not buying this pen you hate money and are literally retarded

Impeccable salesmanship

>You missed BTC
>You missed ETH
>You missed DGB
>You missed LINK

Buy this pen.

fpbp

Sorry, I can't sell THIS pen. Do you want to buy one of my other pens?

there is a lot of fud on this pen on Veeky Forums
you know what to do

This is a unique rare pen that you can verify via blockchain

((Insert hot roastie customer is in love with here)) wants to play tictactoe with you. What do you say?

Hey listen, come closer, it's full of cocaine

u see this dip in my pocket?
buy the dip faggot while its on a sale

nice just bought 100k

It's a decentralized pen

Fucking sold
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This pen is fast

Buy this pen or I'll burn your house and rape your children.
It's 200$/Mo for the pen and the complimentary protection fee.

I only sell the kind of pens I use myself. My company has been growing for years. We rate highest in customer satisfaction in the pen business.

This pen would look nice in your gfs pooper on Valentine's Day, OP

This is my pen. You’ll not ever acquire it. Jealousy ensues.

I'll send 1 BTC to whoever sticks this pen in their b-hole

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