Transgirl here...

transgirl here, now that none of you can get girlfriends anymore and your wives are going to leave you its a buyers market
and I'm looking for a boyfriend

h-hey

if you were half good looking and not some strong jawed troon you wouldn't be looking for leftovers.

Post pics

Only cute completely passable trans allowed

yes hello there do you have bepis

Even though I have never needed a hug as much as I need now, I wouldn't let a spawn of satan near me.

>mentally ill faggot*
fixed

I just wanna take care of a sad biz boi while he's trying to do the smart money stuff in these troubling times
I can't ever be a real girl for him, but I'll do my best and try to make him happy

Beta orbiter thread ahoy
>implying that the OP isn't a /r9k/ neet who gave up on contributing to society and started wearing some knee high socks since he thinks that women just get free shit all the time
You're trying to be the worst part of women turned to 11

hello user, how many hugs and kisses would you be able to add to my portfolio?

yes but fortunately for you I will never want to use it

sorry but you're not in a position to bargain

I'll date any boy who'll pay for my estrogen

You could always not listen to this user, OP.

I love chicks with big dicks.

>tfw no cute Veeky Forums-bf(girl) who will console me during the dips and who I can quickly get rid of when they hit 30

Pay for something without a guarantee of the outcome? No deal bucko

Shit thread, post asshole or i'm not investing.

I'm already on it, you just gotta keep the supply steady

is it gay if i think this thread is cute?

I'M NOT FUCKING SELLING

honestly this, its just a joke really for some levity
u boys will be okay, I hope none of you kill yourselves

>calling us boys

We’re men not boys get it right you fucking morons

Cute!

Do you top?

pls be my gf

tfw I am a tiny cute passable stealth tranny

cozy level = 99

If you can prove you're a man to me I'll get in my place, but until then you're a boy and I must take care of you.

Will you hug me and tell me that I am worth loving?
Will you tell me I am not worthless?

Should have HODLed your benis user.
Just saying.

I have a clinical weakness for waifus


Are you that 2d girl in the op pic? Damn you look fine if that's you. I don't deal with any of that extradimensional bullshit though.

hit me up with steam id or whatever, not kidding, temp email for obvious reasons

you are worth loving and you aren't worthless

You're worth something, sweetie. You are loved. I promise.

Don't lie to other anons

Be my wife

yes, but do you have a big girl tinkler?

You lie. Both of you lie.

>transgirl

So passable or Duke Nukem in a dress?

pls make me a man

I am not a lying

nope

You're worth trying to make feel good.

im disabled and unable to do manly things, im objectively worthless

I can see through, you are lying to me.
I am worthless and not worth loving

Smart thing

you're not worthless, you're a smart boy and deserve hugs

this is my face rn
you are worth more than your money, I am not lying to you

How do you relieve your sexual urges my man?

>tfw trans gf left me after 1 year because l became too clingy

That's sweet but I have a really handsome man already that I care a lot about.

no my pp is really tiny. i was born to be female (male)

get cancer and die an agonizing death

You are wrong, money is worth something, i am not
I am a waste of air and space

0x1dAAb60d9f8A7c5Cc4F242FbA27f3314f6eB7EcE

send me eth and i will grant you a korean or japanese wife

Question

Can you call them chicks with dicks or is that not allowed?

Asking for a friend

i am only capable of being a burden, can’t really work, can barely have sex, it’s pretty awful
by myself, rarely because it hurts

disgusting tranny, get mental help

>by myself, rarely because it hurts
So you can still masturbate? All good then bro.

>tfw want a clingy partner because Im clingy too and make who I date my only friend
A life is beautiful, even in poverty. Money cannot produce what you can, user. Inside you are many great things that you can do with little to no money.
Some girls might have a sense of humor about that, some wont.

yeah lol, wish it didnt hurt though

post dic already fag

My trans friend killed herself on friday ;_;

plz be my gf. i'm not alpha though.

stop trying to make me think i am valuable, i am not and everyone tells me so
everyone can't be wrong

i exist for nothing but to give my life for something else

>wish it didnt hurt though
why does it? I'm curious now.

i dont want no tranny boyfriend. Id rather jump off a tree.

Get cancer and kill yourself

Also, reported

What happened to their crypto?

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user, be strong for me okay? People can be wrong. I know you are worth something. I wouldn't waste my time here if you werent.

plz be my gf

How big is your feminine benis?

Trannies are godless abominations. Value is going to keep going down, sell now.

plz be my gf

/soc/ is that way

You wish, fag

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stop trying to make me hope
it hurts less this way

Is there transition surgery that lets them get a sense of humour too?

Kappa

kys faggot

That really made me PogChamp!

>transgirl

Did you mean suicidal male?

you'd just end up getting bored of that person and ghost him, it's always the same

not taking a chance

hell they got bored and ghosted the thread

Why you gotta do this?

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@7363122
>im a pathetic tranny who needs attention so make whatever thread tangibly related to whatever current event to feed my narcissicism further

Back to the containment board

how do l move on after a breakup wise old sage

Love is a temporary disposition

It starts and stops.

There are 3.5 billion womens on earth. None are appreciably special. Find aother

disgusting

Good, that means that you won't be able to have kids in the future.

Faggot.

[SELLING]
1 virginity - 1 BTC

I'm curious as to what you look like. If you have kik message me @anon4you2015

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Kys abomination

hey if you're cute i'm interested