Why does crypto follow the stock market swings? Everyone's saying that correction has bottomed out now

Why does crypto follow the stock market swings? Everyone's saying that correction has bottomed out now.

lol did he take a bite of that whole corncob?

HAHA YEAH DUDE

whos that guy behind the trees on the left?

I think I know him! Lol!

looks like a trap to me

Stop talking about the picture and tell me why there's such a strong correlation between the stock market and crypto.

you imagined it in your head. now let us get back to talkinga bout why he's eating roadkilll

Yeah but look at those carrots... you think they cooked those long enough??????

>stock traders personally known the stock market is a centrally planned shit show and have been in crypto for years with their own money
>all the ones that knew what they were doing either got so rich they quit or their personal panic reverberated into the real markets

I pulled this out of my ass btw

That steak looks like it was scraped off the street

did you take that picture your self?

what dont u idiots get... the elites have turned crypto into the stock market so therefore they now control it bwahahahahahaha

i'm hungry af, thanks user

this is what happen when the picture is way more interesting than your stupid question

THE MADMAN

Because humans.

Is that a girl or a trap?

>Why does crypto follow the stock market swings?
the crypto market is a low information proto-market and the asset has very little underlying value. it is almost completely speculative.
the exchanges have no institutional aspects. they are a joke and several exchanges have collapsed/folded/exit scammed in crypto's short history. i continue to be shocked that the exchanges aren't ring-fenced yet.
blockchain technology was supposed to take the world by storm but the first proof of concept, The DAO, was a disaster.
so we continue to be in the "find a greater fool" portion of the speculative bubble. the congressional hearing today bought you all some more time but, as the Oracle of Omaha said, "This will not end well."
good luck with your baseball cards/beanie babies/tulip bulbs and try not to destroy your families.

Man's man bro

Did OP post the wrong image? Is that your girl, OP? Why are you eating such an awful steak?

I think I've seen that guy on pornhub before.

why didn't she just order a steak?

Nice try. Only SN thought about this scenario too. As we all know he has the biggest stash of Bitcoin. He's waiting for the right moment to release them to the market and crash the whole monetary system as we know it. Traders will lose all their money because Bitcoin will be affordable to everyone there will be wars was f banks and governments because of it. Expect mass suicides lootings protests and rapes. The old outdated system of fiat money will collapse and the new blockconomy will arise.

looks like roadkill

I bet she's vegetarian.

I always see these and think it has to be someone that lost their memory and is just naming shit based on what it looks like.

>go on first date with vegetarian girl
>order the 20 ounce steak

>mfw this thread
send help. sides transcending reality.

I want to believe she's looking at the steak that way because it looks like shit and not because peta's cock is so far up her ass cum is dripping from her nostrils.

for me, its rib eye or nothing

I know that look from being in so many pictures like this.
She is thinking "this faggot takes pictures of his food like a fucking basic bitch. That steak doesnt even look good beyond being large."