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Veeky Forums brothers I need your help. I'm a fucking idiot and bragged about my 25 BTC portfolio
LARPing aside, call the police or get a gun and defend your property.
I hate this larp meme.
thought your name was Jed
that's worth barely 6 figures now, who cares? gtfo with this little boy shit
Fuck off.
are you all too fucking poor to actually have an iphone? you know thats not at all what imessages look like right?
Go down to the store and buy some of those chocolates in the gold foil that are shaped like coins and give them 12 of those when they show up.
This is real and not a larp I am getting threatened from my ex gf of 2 years and her autistic brother.
charge your phone idiot
buy $300k tron
tell her to google it if she doesnt believe you
Get your gun.
call the police then you idiot. Problem solved
can't you faggots find a bettter fake iOS site?
Do you faggots actually think you're funny? These are shitty as fuck and you should be ashamed that you meme worse than a redditor.
Has the angel fallen here?
tell her to go fuck herself and you're calling the cops
did you guys buy it together or did you just buy it yourself and keep it to yourself? just move the shit to a new wallet now
why would she assume they're her bitcoins? did you buy them together? or is she just going under the assumption that any money you spent while dating was joint? did you have shared bank account and pool all revenue together?
anyway either way just tell her you either
A) made a fake blockfolio screenshot since you can just add shit whenever
or B) were hacked and lost all your crypto
tell her to fuck off, and if she brings her retard brother just bash his head in
secure private keys - you don't own any crypto. Do not lie or even talk about it.
Stand your man and tell both to fuck off
Arm yourself in case with a baseballbat or similar
>25BTC
Fuck off, you spent that on pizza.
>no for real guys
These fantasies are really sad user.
You’re so mad that you’ve never had a girl that you stroke your own ego and reenforce your “choice” to be single (lonely)
Am I getting warm?
Delete the blockfolio app in front of her and tell her they're gone forever.
kek
>Telus
A FUCKING LEAF EVERY TIME
this is the fakest screenshot i have ever seen
This.
>Create new wallet
>move your bitcoin to new wallet
>show female the transaction
>wevebeenrobbed.jpg
this isn't even the right font what the fuck