Veeky Forums brothers I need your help. I'm a fucking idiot and bragged about my 25 BTC portfolio

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LARPing aside, call the police or get a gun and defend your property.

I hate this larp meme.

thought your name was Jed

that's worth barely 6 figures now, who cares? gtfo with this little boy shit

Fuck off.

are you all too fucking poor to actually have an iphone? you know thats not at all what imessages look like right?

Go down to the store and buy some of those chocolates in the gold foil that are shaped like coins and give them 12 of those when they show up.

This is real and not a larp I am getting threatened from my ex gf of 2 years and her autistic brother.

charge your phone idiot

buy $300k tron

tell her to google it if she doesnt believe you

Get your gun.

call the police then you idiot. Problem solved

can't you faggots find a bettter fake iOS site?

Do you faggots actually think you're funny? These are shitty as fuck and you should be ashamed that you meme worse than a redditor.

Has the angel fallen here?

tell her to go fuck herself and you're calling the cops
did you guys buy it together or did you just buy it yourself and keep it to yourself? just move the shit to a new wallet now

why would she assume they're her bitcoins? did you buy them together? or is she just going under the assumption that any money you spent while dating was joint? did you have shared bank account and pool all revenue together?

anyway either way just tell her you either
A) made a fake blockfolio screenshot since you can just add shit whenever
or B) were hacked and lost all your crypto

tell her to fuck off, and if she brings her retard brother just bash his head in

secure private keys - you don't own any crypto. Do not lie or even talk about it.

Stand your man and tell both to fuck off
Arm yourself in case with a baseballbat or similar

>25BTC

Fuck off, you spent that on pizza.

>no for real guys

These fantasies are really sad user.

You’re so mad that you’ve never had a girl that you stroke your own ego and reenforce your “choice” to be single (lonely)

Am I getting warm?

Delete the blockfolio app in front of her and tell her they're gone forever.

kek

>Telus

A FUCKING LEAF EVERY TIME

this is the fakest screenshot i have ever seen

This.

>Create new wallet

>move your bitcoin to new wallet

>show female the transaction

>wevebeenrobbed.jpg

this isn't even the right font what the fuck