Burgers are up, prepare for a market crash

Burgers are up, prepare for a market crash.

Our own gov told us to hold, we're going to pump it to pluto

>SEC just saved crypto yesterday
>f-f-fucking americans
?

*wakes up*

Burger here. Thanks for reminding me.

*sells 100,000*

SEC caused the crash you fucking burger.

Bruh when is crypto getting the Trump approval. Wasn't Bannon good with computers or some shit come on bro let's pump this bitch.

>people speculating and worried about X is the same as X
so fucking mad

Why is this a thing? We've been saving your asses repeatedly

APOLOGIZE

burgers always sell when they wakeup

thirdies & euros (mostly thirdies) are eternally mad about the United States Of America.

Give burgers some slack. SEC hearing was good.
Who pushed btc from 6k-7k yesterday before the hearing when burgers were still sleeping?

No, you cause this.

>they hate us for our freedoms

that looks good as fuck.

I didn't say why, just that you are assblasted.

>being this fucking obsessed with the US

You have to at least give them a tip for the SEC hearing
but year, in the end burgers will ruin it.

>Burgers

McLink

Ok, ook, ok, we apologize. MAKE IT GO UP AGAIN! PLEASE!

It's just desperation.

Oh, say can you shart in the local Wall Mart
What so proudly we expelled from anus lies leaking?
Whose broad streaks and brown stars through the perilous blight,
O'er the aisles we watched shit gallantly streaming?
And the mutt's nappy hair, the negroes everywhere,
Gave proof that our race was 56% a disgrace.
Oh, say does that shit-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the shart and the home of the mutt?