You have 10 seconds to give me ONE good reason why you aren't investing in this man

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I said human ownership in the sense that you cannot own other humans

does he have a coin?

Stock market is overbought atm

Le reddit man's ship has sailed. If you weren't already in Tesla it's too late to make sikk gainz now.

electric cars are gay? wtf dude

This, my plan exactly

Oh, I thought you were filthy commie for a second there.

because of B3coin will make me money.... his car is cool but too expensive for me now... i can still afford B3coin and it will pay for the car later....

His companies have never turned a profit, and relies on gov't subsidies and breaks to stay in business.

I don't make habit of investing in gibmedats

It's too late, on to the next hype.

Electric cars btfo lambos every time racing

That would be disgusting. Im in Venezuela so I know what commies do.

Cos he has a downgrown maxilla. Look, he's barely smiling and his entire teeth are already showing.

thanks just bought 100k

Verse:

He's a Redditor with money and drive
His wife left him to fuck younger guys
He spent his millions on hair implants
Now he's worshipped by sycophants

Google image search embarrassed him fast
Top result "how did his hair grow back?"
Now he's built himself a new fancy car
And he's planning on driving to Mars

Chorus:

*Distorted fretboard wankery*

Chorus

Paypal taaaannnnnked
Tesla never stood a chaaance
SpaceX is doooooomed
The faggot thinks hes going to the moon
Now thats what you call a hyperloooooop

Bridge:

Do you trust this man muussskkkkk
Spending your tax money on comics and stuff
Do you believe his far out lies
His rockets explode and lights up the skies

*more guitar wankery* wweeeeewaha twang wooowwaasssifhfh wah pedal weeee reverb hwhaaawwaashh waawoooovrummm butwang

He's Elon Musk

/g/ tells me he's a conman. Are they lying?

> he hasn’t earned a profit

You sound like fucking baby boomers. If you care so much about profits go buy some Ford or Apple stocks grandpa

haha jokes on you user already have shares

He makes good toys, not good business

No. He is the biggest conman of the century (so far)

>I don't know how growth companies work

Reddit

Pretty embarrassing.

I work for Kynikos Associates. We don't short Amazon. We shorted Tesla for a reason.
cnbc.com/2017/12/14/jim-chanos-we-think-tesla-is-worth-zero.html

flat earth

>His wife left him to fuck younger guys
Lmfao what utter bullshit. That's not the way it works generally and certainly not in this case bud and you know it. His wife is a confirmed lunatic and post-wall so he's moved on to fitter younger pussy.

Electric car
>Step on gas "zzzzzzzzzz" like a little pussy prius car no matter how expensive
>Get made fun of by everyone not driving a electric car
>top speed 65 mph, speeding is illegal and coded into car firmware

Chad Combustion Car
>Step on gas
>Whole neighborhood knows you just accelerated from 0-20
>All females in 5 mile radius impregnanted
>Destroys environment, ensures no one will ever top your success
>runs on dinosaur bones, thats right eats fucking dinosaur bones for food
>top speed 250mph, faster than small airplanes

Teslas only win in straight line acceleration, and even then they get out accelerated after a few seconds.

he's not human

The new roadster is the fastest car on the planet.

He is but itd be better if he wasnt

I'm invested too much poo to pajeet. Can't afford chad stock anymore.

t. Sycophants

Because his name is Elon, can't trust a guy named Elon

>muh straightline speed

Yes.

I've been invested in him since mid 2015 though

This this this. Over and over again. Billionaire gets gov subsidy. Wtf have we come to? I cannot wait for the fucking collapse.

masonic fraudster

If any of you are American you already are, just by paying taxes

Underrated

“The center core was only able to relight one of the three engines necessary to land, and so it hit the water at 300 miles per hour about 300 feet from the drone ship.”
>let's launch a car into space
>government will pay
>oops crash
>mission success!
>ponzi scheme?
How could it not be?

He's not making money

And the boring company proves he's retarded

THIS
see

>link to clown who continually shorted as stock rose 60%
where's his stop

>implying stock rising is synonymous with bad short
How old are you user? the short for SolarCity went pretty well.

Waiting for ChainLink to give me large amounts of capital. Then I will.

He spent a ton of money putting a car into space instead of bringing it back later.

What a fucking retard.
Some sheik would have paid billions for that roadster that went into space.

Instead its space debris.

Do you invest in snake-oil too?

Why the fuck should I care about this reddit meme?
Why the fuck should I care about space travel until we have at least 100x speed of light so we can go to some nice place and not fucking Mars?

>ignoring investment opportunity due to personal opinions
You're not going to make it with that attitude lad. It doesn't matter what you personally think about it, if it's a good investment it's a good investment. Imagine missing out of yuge gains due to everybody buying Elon's rides all because you as an individual thought they were gay as fuck.

Wait. Why the fuck does this thread keep getting reposted? Third time I've seen it. All you guys keep playing into it

Because the earth is flat and space exploration is a Jewish hoax.

You realize TSLA is valued for moon, right? More expensive than GE or Ford, despite selling a fraction of the car. And in the future they are pursuing, a lot less cars are going to be sold, since everyone is supposed to hail self-driving cars. And that supposes TSLA wins the self-drive race. Which it won't clearly. This is simply going bust. Everyone knows.

its even worse user: a multibillionaire gets gibs to sell a uncompetitive product bought only by the 1% which is heavily subsidized. taxpayers get shafted at least twice by this fucktard, and then leddit cant stop sucking this conmans dick for a second

CIA frontman for fraudulent projects stealing money from taxpayers

I am anti space and anti reddit

>~le contrarian~

no official audit to suggest 1:1 elon musk backing

>up great during the crash and mo
faggot

thanks just bought 100k

how do i even invest in him

sperg

Scammer.