Finally lost my virginity to prostitute

>finally lost my virginity to prostitute.
>thankyou ethereum.

Guys oh my God I finally did it and I think I'm going to do it again holy shit. She was amazing I think I'm in love oh my God. I was shaking when she took off her clothes and studdering when she asked me what I wanted. I told her I just want to touch a boob I had never touched it before oh my God im in love with this woman she is the one oh my God.

Biz let me tell you.I'm that guy who posted here a few weeks ago saying I was a Virgin and no driver's licence. Let me tell you what to so with your money. Go have sex right now I'm serious oh my God its amazing. I'm turning 29 in a week and I'm in love with this woman. Do I buy her a gift? I don't know I've never felt this way before holy shit

How many autisms do you have now?

Sounds like fate, OP. Go for it.

>I had never touched it before oh
>Do I buy her a gift?
28 kissless-virgin here and I still think you're an idiot.

To keep yourself in check, just remember how many fat disgusting 50-60 year olds fucked her before she came to see you

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I've seen this pasta before
op is fag, actually took black peener

Yeah, remember how many guys also fucked the girl you date or that you picked up in bars. There's literally no difference.

Except the girls I date don't fuck multiple 50-60 year olds, indians, blacks, daily.

>finally lost my virginity to prostitute
>I'm in love with this woman
Please dear god let this be a bait thread.

DUDE, I went to see an escort when I was 28 too. The thing to realize is your first is really memorable. Unfortunately, the good ones retire early so you should make your move soon or look for a backup.

ps>It's addictive

find a bus. leave town. change your name. start over. maybe turn gay. now.

Shes a fucking hooker you retard that you fucked once, you're not in love

>prostitute
>losing virginity

prostitute here


send me ether op i love you long time

You have no idea how society actually works

>virgin falls in love with hooker he fucked with crypto gains
The current state of Veeky Forums

Turns out even if you win/biz/, most of you are still going to lose

>First time fucks a girl.
>Immediately "falls in love".
What a sad faggot you are.

she's a souless whore you retard, literally a fucktoy

Checked

there's still hope for you

When I was in the navy I had friends literally buying hookers expensive gifts the next day, FaceTiming them from back in home port, supporting their family, etc. Pussy turns idiots into 1000x idiots.

Emotions in general.

>I think I'm in love

good usage of quad.

Buy her a wedding ring faggot

>finally lost my virginity to prostitute.

yikes, you're going to regret that

why must you make me masturbate Veeky Forums

wait, are you relating an ordinary female to a sex worker who literally has as much sex in order to pay her bills?

>believing a larp this obvious
welcome to 4chin

Quads confirm. OP is indeed a faggot.

>He fucks 3DPD
Absolute pleb taste my dude

>Do I buy her a gift?
It's a nice gesture. Maybe she'll suck your dick next time.

Lol, i fucked a gurl from thermae in thailand and she didnt take indians, she hated them.

Hope you didnt eat her out OP.

The boundaries are so blurred

I would rather keep my virginity rather than becoming a brainlet cuck like OP.


Women are dangerous, as you can see, he touched a boob for the first time in his life and he already lost his mind.

obviously fake. trash bait

Sure.
>Believing woman

>has sex for the first time in 29 years
>gets aids

lmao

either he's never touched his dick before or he's lying.
or maybe vaginas secrete some secret mind control serum, I wouldn't know since I've only done anal

come back here you tripfag coward
if you think you can make me look the fool you haven't seen the last of me

nice copypasta you larping faggotarino

that's what they tell you. lmao.

>NO AMM
is it opposite day?

>thank you ethereum
Wait since when did Vitalik become a prostitute?

don''t buy her a gift, you'll just creep her out,I bet heaps of guys do that so yours probably won't matter, just get what you payed for and keep it professional.

Hahaha
Get a grip OP. Hormones are a hell of a drug and chances are a prostitute would have an unstable personality and make for an extremely unreliable and difficult partner. Proceed with extreme caution.