/smg/ - stock market general

> DOWN DOWN DOWN

PREDICTIONS!!!

I think the DOW will finish down about 300 points, will recover slightly on Monday, and then shed about 1300 points Tuesday.

I think it'll be positive most of today, dip 1-2% Monday, positive Tuesday, the big drop again Wednesday or Thursday.

DOW STRAIGHT TO 22K

KEK WILLS IT

DOW CLOSE AT 24390 TODAY

Oh shit, everybody says it's going to go down. UVXY is going to the fucking moon!

I say 1000

Okay bud

DOW SET TO LOSE 1K

green today at open and but then the real show begins

Morning all.

When the bears are telling you to buy, SELL!

>tfw market opens in 5 minutes and I'm on a plane which takes off at the same time.

That's gonna be longest 2 hours of my life. Pls no bloodbath.

Stay away from tall buildings we might have some jumpers today.

We hitting 22K today bud

Go long vix, you pansy

> it's going back up
FUCK YOU NIGGERS I HAD JUST BOUGHT 4000 TVIX
START FUCKING SELLING RIGHT NOW

Best stocks to buy if markets drops?

Why hi there, partner! Looks like you've stumbled into my territory, hehe.

Inverse Dow

Volatility stocks, inverses, SPXS for example

Hold over the weekend?

One minute till the drop. Prepare for unforseen consequences

Weak hands keep giving me free money

aaaaand 166 up right on schedule. You did Trust Trump, didn't you anons?

>buying any of these wacky derivative notes

> 10 second flash crash
jesus fuck i just shit myself

ITS GOING UP

PRAISE KEK

WEW LAD
>W E W L A D

Gold miners

just woke up, how many thousand we down?

Don't fall for the morning bull trap, this exact same thing happened yesterday

INPX popping

NVIDIA UP 10%

WE DID IT REDDIT

Plunge protection team in overdrive

Astronaut D. Jones is riding the Trump Train to the moon boys!

Reminder if you need to pinch the 7 dollars on a broker by using Robinhood you probably shouldn't be trading stocks.

>Cramer keeps making fun of us
FUCKING BOOMERS REEEEEEE

Gee I wonder what's causing it?

t. Schlomo Shekelberg

As predicted; expect to finish -400

Mr. Schwab is that you

GUYS ISNT IT SUPPOSED TO CRASH I SOLD??

REEEEEE

WHERE IS THE DOW DOWN 2000 DAY I WAS PROMISED?

dont worry.

Valentine's day massacre next week, shhhhhh

Patience, my dear.

We'll have a small drop today, then large sustained drops throughout next week.

dropping fast

It has been decided.

>this is normal market behaviour

AHH THE JEWS TOOK MY MONEY I SOLD REE!!!

Guys don't get fooled by this green open. People are just covering their XIV collateral and exiting before the weekend.

>all those dips I ignored yesterday
>flying 25-40% today

NO DUMP DOWN YOU SON OF A BITCH

> Buy $SPXS
> Downtrend immediately reversed

I second this

When millionaires get margin calls you know the market it fucked and oversold

>tfw comfy fapping to 2D not worrying about my investments because I sold before the crash

Who comfily watching the crash and waiting to buy in here? Retards fooled by this green open.

Join me on the MU pain train

you told me this was going to be the worst friday in history,biz

I’m thinking I should sell during this bump. I feel like we are going to be in a bear market for a long time now

I'll hop on. What are we in for?

I’m I going to make it?

>robinhood.com

quit shilling this shit on here you cunt

Good idea.

This is the final bull trap.

Am I

Don't be fooled. Sell while you can.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW???
$SPXS HITS SELL LIMITS AND IT IMMEDIATELY REVERSES AGAIN
WHAT THE FUCK I'VE LOST FUCKING $5000 IN ONE FUCKING WEEK WHY CAN'T I MAKE MONEY ANYMORE
WHAT THE FUCK IS THE REASON FOR THIS????????
JEWS???
TRUMP????
WHY CAN'T THEY LEAVE MY MONEY ALONE???
I'VE DONE NOTHING TO THEM!!!
PLEASE STOP
PLEASE STOP
PLEASE STOP
PLEASE STOP

Why dont you short?

Because you have weak hands

UVXY is going to take a massive dump, Cramer curse is still alive.

picked up 200 shares of MU at $40, I'm gonna wait and see how everything plays out for a few days but I'd really like to get another 200-400 shares at these levels

How many more green opens do we needs before Veeky Forums learns to have a little faith in their admin?

It only just began

Too much effort when you have a full time job. I'm aiming for long term, but I also don't want to watch all my investments lose so much value in a month. So I sold before it dropped, and I'll buy in when it stabilizes.

It'd be nice if I could daytrade.

I just raised some cash by selling BOTZ and TTWO

I kept my Shkreli shilled biotech positions

>INPX up 60% now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHY DIDNT I BUY YESTERDAY

Cool thx for the response

Ye of little faith why doth doubt in Kek?

SHORT IT

Last call for TVIX, VIX, SPXS gains train

I just did it lads. I literally sold everything. I’m completely out of the markets. I bought in for the first time in June last year and I made about €400 from a €10000 investment.
Whether it’s a correction or a crash, I feel like it’s gonna be a bear market for at least a few months.

bottom confirmed

Good job user, you have saved yourself many losses. Nice job not selling yesterday.

The Will of Kek is for the market to drop and have large correction.

just bought 100k

We won't know until Lunch/Close

>he's out. Buy it

>selling TTWO in the yr of our Lord horseballs

U dun goofed user

Wat

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH ITS DROPPPING

>virgin media
You sold a bit late buddy. How much did you lose for 1 month potential gains?

I'm short VIX, you guys are pussies, corrections over. I know you're all scared cause big 5 guy got bullish, but even he's right 1 in 10 times.